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Parma   28

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Vince- Best and fairest

Mcdonald- Good both ends

Jones- battled all day

Cross- keeps on giving

Gawn- Number one ruckman

Tyson- Looked non interested

Vandenberg- solid game back

Watts- In and out

Howe- needs to commit

garland- thrice brushed off

Jetta- Regaining some touch

Hogan-lacked usual effort

Lumumba- please stop blazing

Dawes- possible trade bait

Viney- a real trier

Brayshaw- looked abit tired

Garlett- Good work defensively

Harmes- not ready yet

Neal Bullen- needs another preseason

Stretch- needs another preseason

Dunn- tried all day

Kennedy Harris-wait and see

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This team sucks the life out of you and there were so many red and blue scarves there today who may never go again such was the crap dished up.

They

Cannot hit targets!

Cannot kick straight!

Play dumb footy!

Bomb to forwards!

Will not run!

Over rate themselves!

Have no composure!

and constantly

Break our hearts

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Vince- Best and fairest

Mcdonald- Good both ends

Jones- battled all day

Cross- keeps on giving

Gawn- Number one ruckman

Tyson- Looked non interested

Vandenberg- solid game back

Watts- In and out

Howe- needs to commit

garland- thrice brushed off

Jetta- Regaining some touch

Hogan-lacked usual effort

Lumumba- please stop blazing

Dawes- possible trade bait

Viney- a real trier

Brayshaw- looked abit tired

Garlett- Good work defensively

Harmes- not ready yet

Neal Bullen- needs another preseason

Stretch- needs another preseason

Dunn- tried all day

Kennedy Harris-wait and see

Mc Donald was extremely poor today! Towelled up by Daniher early, then when the game depended on it missed two out of three very gettable goals! One from 35 meters out! where distance was beyond him!

Huge disappointment, appointment at the trade table beckons!

Watts continues to excite and improve!

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hogan - looked completely disinterested

n jones - keeps putting in

watts - still can't tackle

dawes - continues to disappoint

viney - still can't kick

lumumba - should be dropped

brayshaw - shouldn't have played

gawn - an outstanding performance

tyson - couldn't get going

dunn - some ordinary decisions

stretch - looked completely knackered

cross - tried, but average

garland - doesn't do enough

vince - greatest recruit ever?

jkh - subbed too late

t mcdonald - shocking til moved

anb - didn't get going

garlett - soundly beaten today

vandenberg - looked rusty early

howe - better as defender

jetta - best small defender

harmes - had little impact

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Mc Donald : Tried too hard

Watts : Best jogger outthere

Vandenberg : has some grunt

Lamumba : bombs too much

Tyson: bombs too much

Gawn : taps too close

Gawn: now holding marks

Forwards : Shift aiming points

Forwards : need helmets

Forwards: get on bike

Brayshaw: Suffering and tired ( but tried)

Viney : work on disposal

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Parma Demon

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Mc Donald was extremely poor today! Towelled up by Daniher early, then when the game depended on it missed two out of three very gettable goals! One from 35 meters out! where distance was beyond him!

Huge disappointment, appointment at the trade table beckons!

Watts continues to excite and improve!

Cant blame Mcdonald for shots on goal, he is not a forward, Watts, Dawes and 2nd rond draft pick for Dangerfield

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N.Jones - prolific, not damaging

Dunn - continued excellent season

Hogan - was comprehensively pantsed

Watts - surprisingly costly disposal

Dawes - plays like Jane

Viney - great tagging game

Lumumba - solid and reliable

Brayshaw - lacked customary flair

Gawn - fantastic first half

Tyson - lethargic front runner

Stretch - was rarely sighted

Cross - becoming a liability

Garland - costly abysmal disposal

Vince - continues to impress

Kennedy-Harris - made no impression

McDonald - both end blunders

Neal-Bullen - no heroics today

Garlett - tried but failed

Howe - won't be missed

Jetta - was rarely sighted

vandenBerg - needed the run

Harmes - was totally lost

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