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My 3 word player analysis V The Dockers

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Brayshaw - learnt plenty today

Cross - tried but limited

Dunn - was often exposed

Garland - kept at it

Garlett - only dangerous forward

Grimes - was rarely sighted

Hogan - was easily contained

Howe - little to commend

Jamar - was totally obliterated

Jones - couldn't get involved

Kennedy - Harris - totally lacked finesse

Lumumba - couldn't get involved

Pedersen - limited by size

McDonald - our only winner

McKenzie - an irrelevant footballer

Michie - exposed by pace

Newton- was rarely noticed

Salem - loose before injury

Tyson - continued disappointing season

vandenBerg - out of depth

Vince - no hero today

Watts - embarrassing and insipid

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    Brayshaw - learnt plenty today

    Cross - tried but limited

    Dunn - was often exposed

    Garland - kept at it

    Garlett - only dangerous forward

    Grimes - was rarely sighted

    Hogan - was easily contained

    Howe - little to commend

    Jamar - was totally obliterated

    Jones - couldn't get involved

    Kennedy - Harris - totally lacked finesse

    Lumumba - couldn't get involved

    Pedersen - limited by size

    McDonald - our only winner

    McKenzie - an irrelevant footballer

    Michie - exposed by pace

    Newton- was rarely noticed

    Salem - loose before injury

    Tyson - continued disappointing season

    vandenBerg - out of depth

    Vince - no hero today

    Watts - embarrassing and insipid

    Melbourne- brave three quarters

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    JKH=at least he got into some better positions today and although his choice of option was poor,I liked his progress and can see an improved player.

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    Brayshaw - learnt plenty today

    Cross - tried but limited

    Dunn - was often exposed

    Garland - kept at it

    Garlett - only dangerous forward

    Grimes - was rarely sighted

    Hogan - was easily contained

    Howe - little to commend

    Jamar - was totally obliterated - Disagree. Thought he battled really well

    Jones - couldn't get involved

    Kennedy - Harris - totally lacked finesse Tried to take game on but is not good enough and should take first option

    Lumumba - couldn't get involved - Disagree. Ran hard again all day tried to link up.

    Pedersen - limited by size - Was amongst our best in effort

    McDonald - our only winner

    McKenzie - an irrelevant footballer

    Michie - exposed by pace - and endurance

    Newton- was rarely noticed Made a few bad blues

    Salem - loose before injury

    Tyson - continued disappointing season - agree. He isn't right.

    vandenBerg - out of depth

    Vince - no hero today

    Watts - embarrassing and insipid - Just get him out of my sight.

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    Brayshaw - cemented senior spot

    Cross - age catching up

    Dunn - tried but beaten

    Garland - some good efforts

    Garlett - lone ranger forward

    Grimes- looked past it

    Hogan - ok but held

    Howe - just another game

    Jamar - tried but beaten

    Jones - too many clangers

    Kennedy - Harris - out muscled constantly

    Lumumba - couldn't break free

    Pedersen - worked very hard

    McDonald - 2015 b&f winner

    McKenzie - a vfl footballer

    Michie - another vfl footballer

    Newton- a reality check

    Salem - was sorely missed

    Tyson - poor form blues

    vandenBerg - tried but beaten

    Vince - just did enough

    Watts - worst 100th ever?

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    Big Quality Mids, please

    We keep selecting the wrong types as the game changes Now you need Fyfes and Mundys and Barlows and Subans

    They were hard at it all day and even when they were cruising their midfiled were a couple of classes above

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    We were horrid all day. Freo played in second gear all day, had all the run, all the pace, all the positioning, but were very average going forward for 3 quarters.

    I thought they were a 20 goal-better side today. If we didn't have Garlett, who would have kicked our goals? We didn't kick a single goal off a rebound.

    We are lucky it was only 68 points. Saying it was commendable for 3 quarters is comical.

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    Fair call!

    Rubbish!

    Jamar played well in the circumstances. Tell me who Grimes was on? Ballantine. What influence did he have. And Pederson played a pretty good game

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    Brayshaw - Competitive and consistent
    Cross - Beaten but committed
    Dunn - 2014 a memory
    Garland - Constantly out marked
    Garlett - Not quite damaging
    Grimes - Locked down Ballantyne
    Hogan - Didn't get delivery
    Howe - Going through motions
    Jamar - Old and tired
    Jones - Outran all day
    Kennedy-Harris - Constantly found out
    Lumumba - Really just "there"
    Pedersen - Better than Dawes
    McDonald - Contained their best
    McKenzie - Dear God why!?
    Michie - Run outta MCG
    Newton - Did he play?
    Salem - Standard loose game
    Tyson - Can't break tag
    vandenBerg - Tried all alone
    Vince - Out of depth
    Watts - Will never arrive

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    Brayshaw - learnt plenty today

    Cross - tried but limited

    Dunn - was often exposed

    Garland - kept at it

    Garlett - only dangerous forward

    Grimes - was rarely sighted

    Hogan - was easily contained

    Howe - little to commend

    Jamar - was totally obliterated

    Jones - couldn't get involved

    Kennedy - Harris - totally lacked finesse

    Lumumba - couldn't get involved

    Pedersen - limited by size

    McDonald - our only winner

    McKenzie - an irrelevant footballer

    Michie - exposed by pace

    Newton- was rarely noticed

    Salem - loose before injury

    Tyson - continued disappointing season

    vandenBerg - out of depth

    Vince - no hero today

    Watts - embarrassing and insipid

    Go back and do it again and take into account we were playing the most in-form team of the comp.

    You let yourself down with complete negativity.

    You have a good column and I like reading it, but if you came home grumpy, at least take a bit of time to rationalise before putting your thoughts into print.

    You have to be bigger than this

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    Go back and do it again and take into account we were playing the most in-form team of the comp.

    You let yourself down with complete negativity.

    You have a good column and I like reading it, but if you came home grumpy, at least take a bit of time to rationalise before putting your thoughts into print.

    You have to be bigger than this

    If we want to be a top team we need to rate ourselves against the best.

    I don't agree with all assessments but most were fair.

    On a side note I think we've got a real beauty in Brayshaw. The kid can play and the Freo players gave him a bit more respect after he nailed a few hard tackles.

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    Grimes on Ballantine. Ballantine 9 poss. 1 behind. I'll take that

    Except Grimes was on Mayne

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    We were horrid all day. Freo played in second gear all day, had all the run, all the pace, all the positioning, but were very average going forward for 3 quarters.

    I thought they were a 20 goal-better side today. If we didn't have Garlett, who would have kicked our goals? We didn't kick a single goal off a rebound.

    We are lucky it was only 68 points. Saying it was commendable for 3 quarters is comical.

    Totally agree with this. Freo should have been 10 goals up by 3/4 time, plus the flogging that came in the last quarter. Just imagine if Pavlich and Walters were on in the third quarter when the flood gates started to open.

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