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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - JEFF GARLETT

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Here's what it's looking like if everything goes to plan

Frost for pick 55

Garlett for Blease

Lumumba for Clarks pick (35?)

Dangerfield for Pick 2 (and 3 if we have to)

Back: Jetta, Dunn, Garland

Half-back: Lumumba, T-Mac, Grimes

Mid: Vince, Tyson, Viney

Half forward: Garlett, Dawes, Howe

Forward: Kent, Hogan, Pedersen

Rovers: Gawn, N.Jones, Dangerfield

I/C: Watts, JKH, Frost

SUB: Salem or Toumpas

EMER: Cross, Jamar, Stretch

I would say we could make finals with this squad, but because i'm a Melbourne supporter legally I can't.

But I can say this, IN ROOS WE TRUST.

Edited by thedeeman

 

jetta's got his work cut out for him :huh:

jetta's got his work cut out for him :huh:

Leroy?

 

Lewis, I hope but I wouldn't play him in a back pocket

Neville.


My only concern with Jeffy is how will he go in a tough, physical, final. I can't see him having much of an impact in a really physical game.

Our mitigant here I suppose is that he mightn't be playing in one for a while.

jetta's got his work cut out for him :huh:

The everywhere man.....

My only concern with Jeffy is how will he go in a tough, physical, final. I can't see him having much of an impact in a really physical game.

Our mitigant here I suppose is that he mightn't be playing in one for a while.

WTF?? Started drinking early today?

 

My only concern with Jeffy is how will he go in a tough, physical, final. I can't see him having much of an impact in a really physical game.

2010 Elimination Final vs Sydney (5 point loss)

16 disposals, 4 marks, 2 goals 2 behinds, 2 tackles

2011 Elimination Final vs Essendrug (62 point win)

16 disposals, 3 goals 2 behinds, 4 tackles, 7 inside 50's

2011 Semi FInal vs West Coast (3 point loss)

9 disposals, 2 goals, 5 tackles

2013 Elimination Final vs Richmond (20 point win)

10 disposals, 2 goals 2 behinds, 3 tackles

2013 Semi Final vs Sydney (24 point loss)

3 disposals, 3 tackles

Bit of a mixed bag, loved the game vs Essendrug but last seasons Semi was a shocker (was he the sub?)

Lets not forget he was a big part of his team getting to the finals, you cant just say you dont want a player because they dont dominate finals

Edited by hogans_heroes

Brett Anderson ‏@BrettAndersonIF · 18h18 hours ago

Garlett to Dees deal is very close. Might be first done tomorrow morning. #AFLTrades


2010 Elimination Final vs Sydney (5 point loss)

16 disposals, 4 marks, 2 goals 2 behinds, 2 tackles

2011 Elimination Final vs Essendrug (62 point win)

16 disposals, 3 goals 2 behinds, 4 tackles, 7 inside 50's

2011 Semi FInal vs West Coast (3 point loss)

9 disposals, 2 goals, 5 tackles

2013 Elimination Final vs Richmond (20 point win)

10 disposals, 2 goals 2 behinds, 3 tackles

2013 Semi Final vs Sydney (24 point loss)

3 disposals, 3 tackles

Bit of a mixed bag, loved the game vs Essendrug but last seasons Semi was a shocker (was he the sub?)

Lets not forget he was a big part of his team getting to the finals, you cant just say you dont want a player because they dont dominate finals

His ability to play in finals is of little consequence if he is coming to us!!

Without doing the math, he averages two goals a final and roughly ten possessions and three tackles as well, not bad for a small forward.

My only concern with Jeffy is how will he go in a tough, physical, final. I can't see him having much of an impact in a really physical game.

Our mitigant here I suppose is that he mightn't be playing in one for a while.

That would be a worry that I would be more than happy to have, at this stage.

Edited by monoccular

jetta's got his work cut out for him :huh:

hhahhaha, may have to edit.

Here's what it's looking like if everything goes to plan

Frost for pick 55

Garlett for Blease

Lumumba for Clarks pick (35?)

Dangerfield for Pick 2 (and 3 if we have to)

Back: Jetta, Dunn, Garland

Half-back: Lumumba, T-Mac, Grimes

Mid: Vince, Tyson, Viney

Half forward: Garlett, Dawes, Howe

Forward: Kent, Hogan, Pedersen

Rovers: Gawn, N.Jones, Dangerfield

I/C: Watts, JKH, Frost

SUB: Salem or Toumpas

EMER: Cross, Jamar, Stretch

I would say we could make finals with this squad, but because i'm a Melbourne supporter legally I can't.

But I can say this, IN ROOS WE TRUST.

Can't see us landing Dangerfield.

Nice rumour for a while, but it seems to be nothing more than that.


Can't see us landing Dangerfield.

Nice rumour for a while, but it seems to be nothing more than that.

I reckon we can, if Adelaide stop being stupid.

I reckon we can, if Adelaide stop being stupid.

If Adelaide stop "being stupid" by offloading their best player??

Can't see us landing Dangerfield.

Nice rumour for a while, but it seems to be nothing more than that.

Rory Sloane on Instagram might indicate otherwise.

....or it might mean nothing. Woop!

If Adelaide stop "being stupid" by offloading their best player??

Yeah if he leaves next year pal for nothing but a compensation pick that will be at best pick 6

Rory Sloane on Instagram might indicate otherwise.

....or it might mean nothing. Woop!

Wait what?


My only concern with Jeffy is how will he go in a tough, physical, final. I can't see him having much of an impact in a really physical game.

Our mitigant here I suppose is that he mightn't be playing in one for a while.

What did you just call him?

I'm hoping Blease is included in the Garlett deal, and that we won't need to use #23.

I'm hoping Blease is included in the Garlett deal, and that we won't need to use #23.

Why would we use pick 23 for a player they don't want? It'll just be Blease for Garlett

 

Doubt any club will pick up Tappy, Blease or Strauss as steak knives in a trade. All 3 become DFA at the end of the year, so any club can pick them up for free if they choose.

Just as we'll take Gwilt without giving St Kilda anything.

Here's what it's looking like if everything goes to plan

Frost for pick 55

Garlett for Blease

Lumumba for Clarks pick (35?)

Dangerfield for Pick 2 (and 3 if we have to)

Back: Jetta, Dunn, Garland

Half-back: Lumumba, T-Mac, Grimes

Mid: Vince, Tyson, Viney

Half forward: Garlett, Dawes, Howe

Forward: Kent, Hogan, Pedersen

Rovers: Gawn, N.Jones, Dangerfield

I/C: Watts, JKH, Frost

SUB: Salem or Toumpas

EMER: Cross, Jamar, Stretch

I would say we could make finals with this squad, but because i'm a Melbourne supporter legally I can't.

But I can say this, IN ROOS WE TRUST.

"Chelsea Clinton? Dude you'd have a better shog at Bill.."

Ambitious RE: Danger.. Its looking more likely we'll have 2 of these three.. Petracca Brayshaw and McCartin..

And I can't see Jamar not starting in the ruck.. And with any luck the forgotten Trengove will be up and about as the sub round 1!

Jetta Garland Dunn

Lumumba T-Mac Grimes

Vince Tyson Viney

Garlett Dawes Howe

Kent Hogan Pedersen

Jamar N.Jones Cross

I/C: Watts Frost Salem

SUB: Trengove

EMER: JKH, Gawn, Stretch

Edited by Coup Cooper


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