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Make a bold prediction for the remainder of the season..

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Okay lads and ladies, let's get some positive vibes going.

With 6 games to go, what is your bold prediction for the remainder of the season? It can be anything relating to any player, coach, staff, tuckshop lady, or the team as a whole.

(safe predictions placed in bold text will not be accepted)

I'll kick it off with Strauss to come into the team at the tail end of the season and shock everyone with a standout performance from the back half.

 

Max Gawn to improve by 100% when he shaves the beard off.

 

Hogan to link a bag against GWS. Watts to get 30+ possessions against Hawthorn. Riley to play on Boomer in the last round which will be 4.40 Sunday.


Il win my supercoach comp.

Some things are way more believable than others dd

Demonland posters will actually realise that everybody is entitled to an opinion, no matter how far it differs from theirs (may spoil some of my entertainment, but hey I can live with it)

 

Demonland posters will actually realise that everybody is entitled to an opinion, no matter how far it differs from theirs (may spoil some of my entertainment, but hey I can live with it)

That is way beyond BOLD Saty

Grimes hits a target, Howe takes a hangar then hits a target,Bail keeps the ball in the postcode of Melbourne after a disposal and chippa signs with Cleveland.


Jimmy toumpas to dominate the final few games of the season

Jesse Hogan to kick 6 on debut

Jack grimes to hit a target

Picket fence to start a thread that did not mention Ollie wines or inside mids

We will beat Port by 5 points this sunday.

Hogan comes in last game, kicks 3 in the first quarter and does a hammy.

Viney has a terrific end to the season.

We beat Port over there by 10 points

We lose to hawthorn by 70 plus points who go into 2nd gear after quarter time.

Tapscott maintains his spot in the first 22 for last 6 games and Blease makes it to 3rd emergency bythe last game.

Vince gets bored of the lack of TV coverage and shaves his head and grows a long beard.

Jamar gets another long term injury and misses most of the pre-season.

Paul Roos stops defending Jack Watts and begrudgingly agrees with Leigh Matthews and Lloyd.

Frawley holds off talks until last day of free agent trading,

That all of Demonland will agree on something

Price of Pies at MCG will drop on 1st August 2014


Jones will have laser removal on his tattoos to help evade taggers.... may attempt to grow hair as well, although I see this as less likely

We win a home game.

Jesse Hogan to become the first player in VFL/AFL history to win his club's goalkicking playing only 4 games.

Demonland posters will actually realise that everybody is entitled to an opinion, no matter how far it differs from theirs (may spoil some of my entertainment, but hey I can live with it)

Including you?


Demonland posters will actually realise that everybody is entitled to an opinion, no matter how far it differs from theirs (may spoil some of my entertainment, but hey I can live with it)

Some opinions are real stinkers though!

Jack Watts will get into a fight and knock someone out.

Jack grimes gets done for steroid use, but asada find Jack's been taking women supplements.

Clarke comes back and kicks 10

Big bird gets 100 hit outs

Cookie Monster gets career high 15 tackles.

Elmo gets 5 weeks for tickling.

We win a game :)

 

Roos takes into account the collective wisdom of Demonland and delists 36 players at seasons end.


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