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Peter jacksons plan of winning back respect may have just found a pretty decent hurdle.

 

2 points in a quarter against Gold Coast at the MCG...

HOW CAN ANYONE STICK UP FOR THIS COACH?

FFS we can't even do the basic things right.

He is a joke and he needs to go. Now.

This club can't take anymore of this rubbish.

I don't care if we end up winning, quarters like this destroy football clubs.


Glad i decided to stay home.

This is a disgrace. What has our list been taught in 20 months?

Nobody runs to create options.

WHY??

this is the best thing that can happen

Neeld must go if we are to move forward.

He is like a ball and chain, and he can take all his shitty assistants with him

 

If we don't win this game, my support for Mark Neeld will be completely gone.


We're the hardest team to play because it takes a while to calculate the percentage boost

I was thinking this week that we had no choice but stick with Neeld. But this is bad.... this is really bad. We are getting smashed by Gold Coast. The saddest thing is that im not even upset. Normally I would be swearing and stomping around the room. This time im simply thinking of going off and doing something else.

Im thinking it will be a 10-12 goal belting. There spread is heaps quicker than ours. Plus they have desire where we have jack [censored]

If we don't win this game, my support for Mark Neeld will be completely gone.

Gotta say I could be with you. I can understand Ablett killing us but there still just fundamentals that we are simply not doing. Big quarter coming up for Neeld.


What a way to end Mother's Day having to tell my kids we are getting smashed again.

I love where this club is heading on and off field....

If Neeld is given the arse over this weak effort from the PLAYING GROUP, I will fair dinkum attempt to burn down the AAMI centre.

Making sure every player is inside.

I was thinking this week that we had no choice but stick with Neeld. But this is bad.... this is really bad. We are getting smashed by Gold Coast. The saddest thing is that im not even upset. Normally I would be swearing and stomping around the room. This time im simply thinking of going off and doing something else.

Same here, I'm kind of indifferent to this rubbish. Tipped the Suns too.


I have counted 4 times we have kicked or handballed straight to Ablett

Like he needs any help

christ we are a joke

Anyone else played a match (of any team sport) where the opposition has one guy who is just way too good for the level they are playing? They float around the back half, don't really make a big show of being better, but whenever your team look like doing anything they step in, take the ball off you with contemptuous ease and farm it back out to their less skilled teammates to go and try to attack with again. That's what is happening here. Ablett is strolling around the paddock doing whatever the hell he likes and any time he thinks he needs to step in he takes the ball off us and farms it off to Bennell to run it forward again. If we want to have any chance of getting back in we need someone to negate him, and Dunn isn't the man to do it.

 

If we don't win this game, my support for Mark Neeld will be completely gone.

If we keep going at this rate it will be a pantsing.


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