No love from any of the commentators today, but that's okay; they're all hacks anyway.

PS Max Gawn's had a shave, so I think we're officially fuzz-free across the board. The closest thing to a beard on any of our players is Jeremy Howe's customary 5 o'clock shadow.

Dawes, Jones, Frawley, Sylvia, Howe etc... I think there are still a few.

I think we will beat them pretty comfortably personally, this isn't the first time everyone has favoured them to beat us, and we have put them back in their place, if we lose by a considerable amount Mark Neeld will have a pretty nervous week i'd imagine.

I just arrived at the ground, I hope the AFL is watching and are feeling appropriately embarrassed by the crowd. They should never shedule an expansion club vs Melbourne on a Sunday twilight Mother's Day again. I'll be surprised if the combined two crowds for today gets passed 20,000.

We actually did OK last week. I think we are a real show. I got on (again) at $2.20

C'me On Dees!

must be less than 10,000

Beard Gawn?

Demons by 6 goals (give or take a goal). Jones boy BOG.

scores Sun 3 points, Dess 0. 6 inside 50's to 2 Suns way.....

loose men all over the place on the turnover already

Cue knives.............

First two goals to the suns.

Playing dunn as a tagger and Mckenzie our old tagger in the midfield is bloody dumb. Mckenzie is not a outright mid he is a tagger or a VFL player. We look so slow.

2 goals to no score Suns way......

First goal once this year? Please?

3 goals to no score.... Suns way.

I'm scared of what demonland is going to be like in half an hours time..

I'm sooooo glad Sellar was recalled.

Sorry we have 1 point.....

Where is our pressure Neeld?

No Pederson, no Melbourne

11 inside 50's to 5 Suns way.

Easiest thing in football is marking an opponent, we can't for some reason.

This is sounding bad. Our midfield is getting smashed.

Commentators, Demons should be 6 goals down already.

Commentators, Demons should be 6 goals down already.

They aint lying. No goal first quarter.....inc booing?

There is no way we should be this bad.