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Ban the bugler

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Yeah its his fault we are shite, seriously mate eff off

 
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Yeah its his fault we are shite, seriously mate eff off

I know you are right but I reckon that whole private school blazer wearing toff rubbish makes us look like twats and its embarrassing enough if we are even half good but we just look like farling carts losing by 80 points to port but still persisting with our rich boy mascot. Makes me cringe. Not as much as the score today though obviously.


I agree, the bugler has to go. It's never sat well with me.

Totally, this should be priority number 1.

It will increase out kicking efficiency, workfare and intensity.

Give me a f#*king break.

More like "Ban the mindset that thinks the bugler is a good idea."

 

I say keep the buglar. If anything we need to give him more prominance on match day!

He'll be the making of this club if only we could parade him on a float so eveyone gets to see that amazing jacket and hear his amazing tones. Tut tut and tally ho chaps, an amazing cultural heritage before every home game what!

BTW, does anyone know what the fine might be for throwing eggs and tomatoes at someone on the hallowed MCG turf? Good therapy for every frustrated Demon supporter!

Edited by Rusty Nails

It's obviously got nothing at all to do with our on-field performance. Nothing at all.

However, it's embarrassing, unnecessary, and we just don't need more reasons for people to make fun of us.


Just as an aside, was the Metallica song our "match day rev-up" clubs were supposedly going to introduce??



No need to ban him, just put him in a footy jumper instead of a goddamn burgundy smoking jacket. May as well be wearing skis!


He obviously doesn't effect our on field performances but is just another irritant to many of us and an embarrassment to many more.

IF we were winning then maybe he could get a gig after the game, but he adds nothing.

Is this the Bugler, at about 50 seconds in.

Buy him a horse & send him home.

Edited by dee-luded


At least he turns up and performs his job. Maybe he can coach our side next week?

Just playing it at the wrong time.

Would be more apt if he came onto the ground 5 minutes into the third and played the signal to retreat!

That's actually really funny

Just we all lost our sense of humour with the match

I certainly don't believe in banning the bugler.

I simply feel he should play ONLY after we have won the game

Come to think of it ............. there could be something here for all parties to this issue

 

Hey wernt each team meant to run out to a song. Remember a few months ago melbourne asked what song we should run out to. What happened to that. Maybe the AFL thought it was a silly idea.

By the way does anyone know if we pay him.

If we do then its a disgrace.

I certainly don't believe in banning the bugler.

I simply feel he should play ONLY after we have won the game

Come to think of it ............. there could be something here for all parties to this issue

Away games Crompton, away games my dear chap...


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