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lets role it out a bit further Pedders shocks and just go with Shock, as in shock and awe (hopefully) the ck is a hard guttural sound that will lend its self nicely to expletives as well

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lets role it out a bit further Pedders shocks and just go with Shock, as in shock and awe (hopefully) the ck is a hard guttural sound that will lend its self nicely to expletives as well

You mean this?:>

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How about 'bear'.

As in Pedo Bear.

pedobear.jpg

Yes, we have been making that joke - or alluding to it for weeks.

We don't deem it appropriate and are looking for something more wholesome.

My basic rule - something created on 4chan is not for public consumption.

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Was out on the town last night and ran into some mates...and Jack Watts was with them. Seems we share the same circle of friends. Overcame my instinct to scream like a little girl when I saw him, and said hi. Didn't get the chance to ask him how its all going but he left early due to a migraine, might still be getting over the gastro...can't think of what else it might have been...its not like it was 38 degrees yesterday..

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Was out on the town last night and ran into some mates...and Jack Watts was with them. Seems we share the same circle of friends. Over came my instinct to scream like a little girl when I saw him, and said hi. Didn't get the chance to ask him how its all going but he left early due to a migraine, might still be getting over the gastro...can't think of what else it might have been...its not like it was 38 degrees yesterday..

Good stuff Pilgrim.....now that you have infiltrated his inner circle of friends, find out as much as you can about him, his attitude to training, his desire and enthusiasm for this year, his aspirations etc. etc.. And report back to the fold at 0100 hours.

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Yes, we have been making that joke - or alluding to it for weeks.

We don't deem it appropriate and are looking for something more wholesome.

My basic rule - something created on 4chan is not for public consumption.

Hey man, not everything created on 4chan is bad or has sexual connotations. I'm pretty sure Rickrolling and lolcats started there and they're as fit for public consumption as anything else.

Nevertheless I will refrain from posting such things to avoid conflict with those who do not share my sense of humour.

edit: grammar

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Good stuff Pilgrim.....now that you have infiltrated his inner circle of friends, find out as much as you can about him, his attitude to training, his desire and enthusiasm for this year, his aspirations etc. etc.. And report back to the fold at 0100 hours.

The sad thing is there are people who would actually want that information.

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The sad thing is there are people who would actually want that information.

Yeah.....Me. Ha ha ....only joking.

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Hey man, not everything created on 4chan is bad or has sexual connotations. I'm pretty sure Rickrolling and lolcats started there and they're as fit for public consumption as anything else.

Nevertheless I will refrain from posting such things to avoid conflict with those who do not share my sense of humour.

edit: grammar

I share your sense of humour. I thought my 4chan line was a giveaway...

But the joke has been said - ad nauseum - and let's not give us that awkward moment when we have to explain to others why we are calling a player 'Pedo-bear.'

Posted (edited)

I share your sense of humour. I thought my 4chan line was a giveaway...

But the joke has been said - ad nauseum - and let's not give us that awkward moment when we have to explain to others why we are calling a player 'Pedo-bear.'

Ah, now I'm with you. The tone didn't translate over text.

Thinking about it now, I'd want to go to the footy and yell "Pedo-Bear" every time he gets near the ball if for no other reason than to catch the glints of recognition from other supporters and silently share the comedic moment.

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Ah, now I'm with you. The tone didn't translate over text.

Thinking about it now, I'd want to go to the footy and yell "Pedo-Bear" every time he gets near the ball if for no other reason than to catch the glints of recognition from other supporters and silently share the comedic moment.

Ok, an older Dees supporter has turned around and politely asked "why pedobear?"

How do you answer that?

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Ok, an older Dees supporter has turned around and politely asked "why pedobear?"

How do you answer that?

good luck with that.. Not all will understand the 'mocking' element. :unsure:
Posted

Ok, an older Dees supporter has turned around and politely asked "why pedobear?"

How do you answer that?

simple, with the 4chan url.

I assume you realise I'm not seriously suggesting this right?

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Cheers for the reports fellas

Am enjoying we are focusing on tackling and other fundementals. Getting the little things right makes a big difference IMO

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