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Where I am in Tom Price in WA paying $4.30 for a coffee would make my day, Just went into town to get some lunch and a mocha coffee (hot) chips and gravy and a cream roll $24. Got to love small mining towns lol

At those prices hope you are mining diamonds. If you are prepared to pay those prices I have this bridge that goes across Sydney Harbour and I would be happy to sell it to you, only because you are a Melbourne supporter.

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I really like the Renegades team, but they play at shittyhad....Might have to jump on the Stars.

Do you have the teams available JL >?

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I really like the Renegades team, but they play at shittyhad....Might have to jump on the Stars.

As long as they don't play in red and blue or for that matter, white with some red and blue, they should be ok.

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I think "Lookout Mama, Theres a white boat comin up the river!" is the best opening line of any song.

What about " Australians all let us rejoice for we are young and free" . That is a pretty hard rocking opening.

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By the way we are catching up to that other thread. We are only 24 pages and 960 replies behind.

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My son wants to play for the Dees. His greatest fear is not whether will ever be good enough to get drafted, but ending up at Collingwood.

He wants to know that if he is adopted by an eligible former Melbourne player can he drafted as a father - son.

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I think "Lookout Mama, Theres a white boat comin up the river!" is the best opening line of any song.

I like

"Some People call me the space cowboy"

second line arguably better

"Some call me the gangster of love"

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My son wants to play for the Dees. His greatest fear is not whether or not he will ever be good enough to get drafted, but ending up at Collingwood.

He wants to know that if he is adopted by an eligible former Melbourne player can he drafted as a father - son.

He could always go to the Pies, and in the 2nd year of his contract put off all negotiations until the end of that year........

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Little Creatures all the way for me and I'm proud to say I was the only Queenslander (after 22 years I'm now comfortable saying that) not to watch the origin decider on Wednesday night! I'm a bit disappointed you didn't throw our lack of daylight savings in my face. I have no response to that!

Good Beer !!

Very Demons of you GV.

I thought that bar in your garage might be for VB cans in which case it wouldn't matter if you only had a piece of MDF on some crates .

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I like

"Some People call me the space cowboy"

"Well my friends are gone and my hair is grey,

I ache in the places where I used to play"

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"Well my friends are gone and my hair is grey,

I ache in the places where I used to play"

"Mamma, Mamma. There's far too many of you crying"

And my vote for the worst lyrics ever in a hit song are

"Red light, yellow light, green light, go!"

From Def Leppards "classic", Pour Some Sugar On Me.(the song title comes in a close second)

Genius.

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worst lyrics??? how about "hey yaaaaaaaaa hey ya hey ya hey yaaaa"

or

"yeah yeah yeah"

and im not even going to mention rebecca black

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"Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Red Car

I travel near and I travel far"

Greg's word's still ring true

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Let's lay down a challenge to defeat the amount of posts in the other thread

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You got ripped off twice then, the price and the taste.

In other good news, our only remaining working photocopier is broken.

How is it that we can fly people to the moon, but nobody has invented a photocopier that doesn't get paper jammed. Seriously.

Fridays are a [censored].

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"Well my friends are gone and my hair is grey,

I ache in the places where I used to play"

"The Tower Of Song" Indeed.

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You've got to bleed on me, yeah

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

No, no, no, no, ah

Love, love, low-ow-ow-ow-ove

Oh, babe, oh

A verse from Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin. Must have taken them months to compose those lyrics.

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In other good news, our only remaining working photocopier is broken.

How is it that we can fly people to the moon, but nobody has invented a photocopier that doesn't get paper jammed. Seriously.

Fridays are a [censored].

Their breakdowns are remotely controlled by photocopier technicians when their mortgage is due, they need holiday cash or they get a hankering for another Faberge Egg.

I am 98% sure anyways.

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Fridays are a [censored].

You know what they say about Fridays.

Monday morning feels so bad

Everybody seems to nag me

Comin' Tuesday I'll feel better

Even my old man looks good

Wednesday just won't go

Thursday goes too slow

I've got Friday on my mind

I'm gonna have fun in my city

I'll be with my girl, she's so pretty

She looks fine tonight

She is out of sight to me

Tonight, I'll paint my friend

Tonight, I'll lose my head

Tonight, I've got to get tonight

Monday, I have Friday on my mind

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Speaking of moon landings

This is ground control to major Tom

You've really made the grade

And the papers want to know whose shirt you'll wear

Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

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You've got to bleed on me, yeah

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

No, no, no, no, ah

Love, love, low-ow-ow-ow-ove

Oh, babe, oh

A verse from Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin. Must have taken them months to compose those lyrics.

when you can play guitar like that.......who needs lyrics

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In other good news, our only remaining working photocopier is broken.

How is it that we can fly people to the moon, but nobody has invented a photocopier that doesn't get paper jammed. Seriously.

Fridays are a [censored].

Have you seen the cat and the photocopier vid on Youtube? ?Cat v Printer...with audio...

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when you can play guitar like that.......who needs lyrics

Robert Plant, because its hard to sing a song without them. I know what you mean though. Jimmy Page is a great guitarist.

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Have you seen the cat and the photocopier vid on Youtube? ?Cat v Printer...with audio...

You think I get Youtube access at work? Come on now.

I barely get Demonland access :rolleyes:

They decided to block internet shopping sites too, until they realised we work at a fashion company and they were facing an employee strike. Good times.

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