Jump to content

Recommended Posts

You think I get Youtube access at work? Come on now.

I barely get Demonland access :rolleyes:

They decided to block internet shopping sites too, until they realised we work at a fashion company and they were facing an employee strike. Good times.

Well don't forget to check it when you leave the Prison (I mean Work) The Video i think is exactly what you need to see!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Shouldn't this thread be called "we have a bye this weekend" , so who you gunna call.

I am off on a holday to make the most of the 2 week recess.

Range Rover are you skiing?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Range Rover are you skiing?

I'd like to commend the AFL on their fixturing this year. Giving Melbourne a bye, then an interstate 'home' game at the height of the ski season is most welcome. We can head to Buller for 2-3 weeks and catch our 'home' game on tv from our chalets.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'd like to commend the AFL on their fixturing this year. Giving Melbourne a bye, then an interstate 'home' game at the height of the ski season is most welcome. We can head to Buller for 2-3 weeks and catch our 'home' game on tv from our chalets.

Rumour has it once we win 6 flags in a row, and Gary Lyon is the CEO of the NINE network, the AFL will in 2020 move the "traditional Anzac day" clash between The Dees and Gold Coast to the newly constructed Hotham stadium. Vlad will say: "Sure its cold there but our latest expansion team plays in Singapore and its bloody hot there."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I like the idea that we could be a power club in the filth mould and start dictating to the AFL.

Surely ,when Kaspersky and Melbourne want to "grow the brand" we could do a few home games in Moscow .

If we have the right people in place then we would literally never lose -our Mafia friends would simply not allow it .

The Russian for Pres 2020

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Rumour has it once we win 6 flags in a row, and Gary Lyon is the CEO of the NINE network, the AFL will in 2020 move the "traditional Anzac day" clash between The Dees and Gold Coast to the newly constructed Hotham stadium. Vlad will say: "Sure its cold there but our latest expansion team plays in Singapore and its bloody hot there."

6 Flags in a row ......As Bill Hicks would say...."I'm getting a stiffy"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Shouldn't this thread be called "we have a bye this weekend" , so who you gunna call.

I am off on a holday to make the most of the 2 week recess.

Range Rover are you skiing?

The chains are on the car ready to go and hopefully our maid has given our Hotham chalet a clean-up prior to our arrival tomorrow.

Our son Ben is bringing up a few of his Xavier College mates. Next week it's Becky and her group from Lauriston.

I missed the season here last year as we decided to head over to Banff in Canada. Just couldn't stand to be in town while the Dees were losing.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'd like to commend the AFL on their fixturing this year. Giving Melbourne a bye, then an interstate 'home' game at the height of the ski season is most welcome. We can head to Buller for 2-3 weeks and catch our 'home' game on tv from our chalets.

there's pow

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

6 Flags in a row ......As Bill Hicks would say...."I'm getting a stiffy"

Bill Hicks - freakin genius.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My three year old son just scared the living sheet out of me by secretly lurking in the (very dark) bathroom playing with the glow stick he got at a birthday party today. Jesus effing Christ. I'm not certain which of us was more surprised when he came wandering out as I wandered in, but I'm pretty sure it was me.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Probably booking my snow weekend for the first weekend in September - thoughts?

(Also, I try not to post in the He Who Must Not Be Mentioned thread now - it's just going in circles!)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Probably booking my snow weekend for the first weekend in September - thoughts?

(Also, I try not to post in the He Who Must Not Be Mentioned thread now - it's just going in circles!)

What do you mean 'just'? It's always being going in circles....albeit ever increasing ones

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

What do you mean 'just'? It's always being going in circles....albeit ever increasing ones

Spot on DC I just had to slap myself.

I was about to look at the thread.

But the moment of stupidy passed.

With no game this weekend I get to continue the brain washing of my Grand daughter.

She is only 6 months old but you have to start early otherwise her Grand mother might win the battle.

I think my best chance is a MFC dynasty starting about 2013 for 10 years.

Do I have a snow flake chance in Hell?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Spot on DC I just had to slap myself.

I was about to look at the thread.

But the moment of stupidy passed.

With no game this weekend I get to continue the brain washing of my Grand daughter.

She is only 6 months old but you have to start early otherwise her Grand mother might win the battle.

I think my best chance is a MFC dynasty starting about 2013 for 10 years.

Do I have a snow flake chance in Hell?

of course you do old dee, keep the brainwashing going at all costs. we can't have her slipping to the dark side.

I'm 12 months ahead of you with an 18 month old grandson. so far he doesn't understand what I'm talking about but i'm sure the subliminal effect will eventually tell

and do as I did and publicly ban yourself from that bs thread

que sera sera.......

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My three year old son just scared the living sheet out of me by secretly lurking in the (very dark) bathroom playing with the glow stick he got at a birthday party today. Jesus effing Christ. I'm not certain which of us was more surprised when he came wandering out as I wandered in, but I'm pretty sure it was me.

I think my glow stick has just gone out.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I think my glow stick has just gone out.

I reckon Mrs. Redleg would know how to fix it. And if she doesn't then go to the opening of Harry on Wednesday and I'm sure Tom Riddle will give you some hints.

A glow stick that goes out is just not on!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I hear the 2012 draft is a ripper. 30+ 'sure hit' players.

I'm so excited that the Demons will be well placed to mine that draft with numerous end-of-first-round picks.

Poor GWS gets a frayed dishrag of a draft to work with. Bwa HA HA HA HA HAAAAA

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Scoop Junior wants to and if Mrs. Redleg has no objections I will be there. You can tell who runs my home. Will probably bring KC from Casey if I come and then also WJ will most likely tag along.

Yeah, I'll come but only if, on the way in to the ground (after swinging past you know who's place to pay appropriate homage), we have a nice legal discussion on this subject matter.

Humberto Leal Garcia is a cause celebre in Mexico today.

In 1994, he kidnapped 16-year-old Adria Sauceda, raped her with a large stick, and bludgeoned her to death with a piece of asphalt.

Leal's brother has stated that Leal came home with blood on him saying he had killed a girl. Two of the trial witnesses were present when Leal's brother made these statements.

The police searched Leal's house. They seized a blouse which contained several blood stains, hair and fibres. This blouse was later identified as belonging to Adria.

Other DNA evidence was found on the underwear Leal was wearing that night. That evidence consisted of blood as well as bodily fluid. The DNA test did not preclude Adria's blood type from the evidence tested.

Leal was found guilty of the murder and executed overnight after President Obama sought to intervene and prevent the execution. Read about it here -

Texas executes death row Mexican national despite US government call for reprieve

Even the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights Navi Pillay has entered the fray by saying the US breached international law by executing Leal.

UN human rights, get it?

In the past decade, human rights violators have murdered millions of people on the face of this earth and the worst of them have been represented by nations like Sudan, North Korea, Cuba and Libya. Recently, Syria came within a bee's diaphragm of getting on the United Nations Human Rights Commission.

If you commit murder and rape in the US you have a better chance of getting help from the UN than if you're a starving Darfurian.

And we worry about whether a 20 year old kid is going to leave his home in Berwick and move to Rooty Hill?

Fair dinkum!

(Hopefully, I'll be in a better mood tomorrow)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

And we worry about whether a 20 year old kid is going to leave his home in Berwick and move to Rooty Hill?

Fair dinkum!

(Hopefully, I'll be in a better mood tomorrow)

You are treading on thin ice with that line in this thread WJ.

I won't be in a better mood tomorrow as my favourite horse Briefed, who was running 2nd at Flemington today and was probably going to win the sprint final, bled, then was eased out of the race and will be banned from racing for 3 months.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I reckon Mrs. Redleg would know how to fix it. And if she doesn't then go to the opening of Harry on Wednesday and I'm sure Tom Riddle will give you some hints.

A glow stick that goes out is just not on!!

Are you talking about Harry Potter and one of his characters. I have never seen one of his films. It would be good if I could get the glow stick going again.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You are treading on thin ice with that line in this thread WJ.

I won't be in a better mood tomorrow as my favourite horse Briefed, who was running 2nd at Flemington today and was probably going to win the sprint final, bled, then was eased out of the race and will be banned from racing for 3 months.

Take your case to the United Nations. I'm sure they'll give you a good hearing.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Take your case to the United Nations. I'm sure they'll give you a good hearing.

Do they deal with horseracing?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Do they deal with horseracing?

My understanding is that the only business they ever do is horsetrading so I reckon there's a good chance they'll deal with your case.

And if you ask nicely and contribute some hard currency, they might get you that horse back that you didn't want to sell and is now winning major races interstate. [see the Kabul Convention to Preserve the Health and Safety of Bovine and Equine Species currently supervised jointly by the Democratic People's Republic of Korea

조선민주주의인민공화국 and the Republic of Zimbabwe].

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My understanding is that the only business they ever do is horsetrading so I reckon there's a good chance they'll deal with your case.

And if you ask nicely and contribute some hard currency, they might get you that horse back that you didn't want to sell and is now winning major races interstate. [see the Kabul Convention to Preserve the Health and Safety of Bovine and Equine Species currently supervised jointly by the Democratic People's Republic of Korea

조선민주주의인민공화국 and the Republic of Zimbabwe].

Too highbrow for me.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

  • Social Media

  • Match Previews, Reports & Articles

    BACK IN STYLE by Whispering Jack

    From the moment when the Elton John character in the movie “Rocketman” burst into its opening scene dressed as a flamboyant demon on his way to an addiction rehabilitation session, the game was on. Here was yet another film about a person gifted with a meteoric rise to stardom finding coke, booze and a hedonistic lifestyle that led directly to a destructive crash into the abyss. Ultimately, these stories end in total disaster (“A Star is Born”, “Bohemian Rhapsody”, “Judy”) but this one resulted

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Special Features

    THE TRADING CHRONICLES 2019

    PART ONE - OVERTURE  I have a disclaimer at the outset. I’m not a fan of the races - be they horses or motors of any kind. Once the final siren sounds on the football season, I find the month or so that follows and corresponds roughly with the Spring Racing Carnival to be the most boring time of the year for sports fans. You turn on the radio and you’re confronted by the monotonous drone of a self-proclaimed racing expert or by the nasally twang of an ex-jockey banging on about the equine p

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Special Features 8

    CHANGES 2019 by The Oracle

    PART 1 - IT’S A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THIS TIME This year’s free agency, trade and draft period will see the usual drama and upheaval as the AFL’s 18 clubs seek to better their lists in order to challenge for finals and possibly premiership honours. Long before the final siren sounded on the season just over a week ago, the maneuvering was under way with player agents and clubs discussing possible player movements and in some cases, deals had already been done.  Yesterday, the r

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Special Features 1

    HOW FAR SOUTH? by George on the Outer

    It was appropriate that Melbourne was playing its last game of season 2019 in Hobart.  After all, how much further south could the team go? And much as it has done in many of the previous 22 games, the side managed to extract a loss from a winning position by simply giving the ball back to the opposition time and time again. In fact, they gave it back to the opposition to the tune of 53 points from turnovers while, by way of contrast North Melbourne contributed  only 17 points to their oppo

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Match Reports

    COOKED by The Oracle

    I can vividly remember when the Demons ventured onto Blundstone Arena for the first time in early 2016 only to lose to the Kangaroos by 20.11.131 to 21.10.136.    Melbourne was then a team on the up and up: young, enthusiastic and bold. It gave up a huge quarter time deficit after kicking against a strong wind but made that up by half time and fell dramatically short after an exciting high scoring affair.  The team lost no fans that day - they were willing to take the game on and attac

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Match Previews

    HELP by KC rom Casey

    The Casey Demons finished off their home and away season against Frankston at Skybus Stadium on Sunday with a narrow, unconvincing 6-point victory that left the door slightly open for a top eight berth when the VFL finals begin in a fortnight’s time. While sunny skies prevailed over Frankston in the morning, the skies became overcast by noon and heavy waves pounded the bay nearby as the rains came in to greet the players as the game started. And conditions stayed dark and dreary for the rem

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Casey Articles

    THANKS BUT NO THANKS by George on the Outer

    Thanks, but no thanks! In a round where the club was supposed to thank their fans for the support during the year, the Melbourne Football Club chose to do otherwise with a 53 point loss to a team that sat 15th on the ladder.  Don’t give us cheap jumpers that can’t be sold in the Demon shop.  Don’t give us vouchers to shop there, give us something on the field, which is why we come to the football in the first place. It was a disgraceful performance, which started with a disgracefu

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Match Reports

    SLEEP OUT AT THE MCG by The Oracle

    Around about 12 months ago Melbourne and Sydney fought out an epic battle between two top eight teams fighting for the best possible ladder position in the lead up to the finals. The Swans triumphed by 9 points at the MCG after the Demons came back from five goals down at three quarter time. But for its poor kicking for goal, Melbourne might well have won the game and finished in the top four. Who knows what might then have happened for the club in September? As a consequence, the person re

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Match Previews

    A LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE by KC from Casey

    Two clubs that have been hard hit by injury recently took part in a dour battle under dark clouds and, with intermittent showers falling, it wasn’t a pretty game at Victoria Park on Sunday. Despite all that, the Casey Demons added a little ray of sunshine to their day to get the job done over a "traditional" rival with a 15 point victory over Collingwood VFL that breathed life back into their season. There were a few highlights at the ground that in past days has seen many titanic batt

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Casey Articles

    THE RETRO ROUND by George on the Outer

    We have seen it all before… Yes, a wonderful idea to showcase what used to be in football.  Big crowds, umpires who knew how to apply the rules and not opinions, high marks, skilful players. But for the Melbourne supporters their retro is what it has been like for the past 10 years. Losing games, end on end, year after year.  Opportunities squandered in front of goal. VFL standard players running around at the MCG. Just more of the same, and the game against Collingwood was no ex

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Match Reports

    THE PEOPLE SPEAK by The Demonland Crew

    Thanks to Demonlanders for their input into this week’s preview. Ralphius Maximus is short and bittersweet: We'll crack in at the bounce to create a contest, win our share of the ball, butcher the forward movement and get scored on easily from the intercepts. Not that hard to predict. Big Demon says: Unfortunately Collingwood will win because they have a lot more to play for. We will be good in parts but really the season is well over so we will have to put up with those bell

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Match Previews

    WHAT, NO BLOOD? by George on the Outer

    The feeling when turning up to the MCG on a Saturday night to play a top four side in Richmond, while the Melbourne sits cemented in close proximity to the bottom of the table is like attending the Colosseum in Ancient Roman times. The expectation is that a bloodbath is about to occur. There are 100,000 Richmond members and 50,000 Melbourne members, and despite the fact that it turned out to be a wet night after half-time, a crowd of only 37K bothered to turn up. That should never have happ

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Match Reports

×
×
  • Create New...