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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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10 hours ago, Redleg said:

Umpires.

Can’t we play without them?

Well....

We're currently playing despite them......

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3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Fair go Goffy !! I always say what I'm knowing.

My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

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My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

did it remind her of the polish countryside?  😅

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My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

That’s a bit unfair, as BBO has just organised his 10 yearly Manor spruce up. Those possum droppings in the moat will be removed and any dead animals also removed at the same time.

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She texted me: it's flat. That's all she wrote that time.

anyway, nothing wrong with being degenerate.  some of my best friends could be best described as degenerate. and it's not like romsey  (or poland) could be compared to wolf creek.

 

 

... or could they?   hmmmm

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anyway, nothing wrong with being degenerate.  some of my best friends could be best described as degenerate. and it's not like romsey  (or poland) could be compared to wolf creek.

 

 

... or could they?   hmmmm

What's this wolf creek? Related to Bergmann's Hour of the Wolf?

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Hope its not raining Saturday.  

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I hope replacements can win it for us.

Could be 4 changes.

What......🤷🤷

Got a syndicate nag running at Caulfield....wont like a slow track

Get a grip Red....priorities man .. 🤣🤣🤣

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My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

I hear that the manor is only truly seen by the most select of guests

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I hear that the manor is only truly seen by the most select of guests

The problem is they are never seen again.

Maybe it’s just the Piranhas in the moat, who knows?

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@Bitter but optimistic did you find your vehicular transport ( or scooter, I'm unsure as to which ) where it was left ( and intact ) after returning from Saturday's excursion ? 

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Yes bb , my carriage was ,remarkably, awaiting.

About the only bright spot in an otherwise ****ty day at the football.

Yes having your Scooter....i mean Sandman nicked would have been salty

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6 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I see BBO as a segway guy.

Funnily enough...   I don't 

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Never owned a "Sandman " bb .... but ,back in  the day, I was the proud owner of an EH panel van.

Did some damage in that!

Ahead of your time Uncle...  I'm  not surprised. 

3 on the tree ? 

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