The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Bitter but optimistic 21,362]

No,but they can run a tractor for 3 hours.

So you really are an environmentalist at heart!

[jazza 1,323]

So you really are an environmentalist at heart!

Well if i lived in the electoral seat of melbourne,i wouldve voted for em.

The labour government wants to tax us for methane epunged from our cows clackers.

So i figured i could be next,

Edited December 6, 2014 by jazza

[Redleg 37,883]

Where did summer go?

[Demoneyes 562]

Where did summer go?

Good question! Stuffed up my golf day today!

[Bitter but optimistic 21,362]

What are you drinking atm Clit? Anything decent?

[Moonshadow 16,312]

Well if i lived in the electoral seat of melbourne,i wouldve voted for em.

The labour government wants to tax us for methane epunged from our cows clackers.

So i figured i could be next,

The Federal and State seats of Melbourne are now held by the Greens. Both sitting members are vegetarian. Would you still have voted for them Jazzy O?

[jazza 1,323]

The Federal and State seats of Melbourne are now held by the Greens. Both sitting members are vegetarian. Would you still have voted for them Jazzy O?

Definitely.Down this way we love pinko lezzo tree huggers.

[daisycutter 28,629]

The Federal and State seats of Melbourne are now held by the Greens. Both sitting members are vegetarian. Would you still have voted for them Jazzy O?

i could never understand why so many greenies live in the shadows of the concrete jungle

[Moonshadow 16,312]

i could never understand why so many greenies live in the shadows of the concrete jungle

The further away from the CBD, the more conservative and right wing people become, finally ending with Jazzy O.

[daisycutter 28,629]

The further away from the CBD, the more conservative and right wing people become, finally ending with Jazzy O.

are you saying they are just comfortable arm-chair greenies who couldn't live without their air conditioners and cafe lattes

[Moonshadow 16,312]

are you saying they are just comfortable arm-chair greenies who couldn't live without their air conditioners and cafe lattes

And their 1 star, tilt slab concrete dog boxes

[Biffen 12,366]

i could never understand why so many greenies live in the shadows of the concrete jungle

There is a life outside the plush modgrass tennis courts of Borewood DC.

Progressive thinkers flock to the city.

Which means I belong somewhere near Mawson station.

Anyyway,politically , I expect you may be able to rally some support in the Nursing homes ,Beasley style.

Which is why you are needed for the sex party.

[jazza 1,323]

The further away from the CBD, the more conservative and right wing people become, finally ending with Jazzy O.

You are probably right about that.

Civilisation as we know it,started with farming and the ability to stay in one place and make food to survive.

City dwellers are just the nuff nuff left overs that farmers had no use for.So they congregate in one area of mass to try and survive{cities].

So conservative is definitely about right.Only after 100,000 years of practise.

[Biffen 12,366]

You are probably right about that.

Civilisation as we know it,started with farming and the ability to stay in one place and make food to survive.

City dwellers are just the nuff nuff left overs that farmers had no use for.So they congregate in one area of mass to try and survive{cities].

So conservative is definitely about right.Only after 100,000 years of practise.

Hate to break it to you Jazza but up until about 11,000 years ago we were all hunter gatherers,or Fishermen.

Dairy farming is now possible only due to the Latte sippers in the city.

Without them inventing ways to make the human race survive you would not be required.

Pasteurisation and homogenisation ,developed by those scientist city slickers ,is what helped simple hicks to store and refrigerate your product for the cities.

Those nuffies in town must be given some credit for the Dairy industry surely.

[Moonshadow 16,312]

Hate to break it to you Jazza but up until about 11,000 years ago we were all hunter gatherers,or Fishermen.

Dairy farming is now possible only due to the Latte sippers in the city.

Without them inventing ways to make the human race survive you would not be required.

Pasteurisation and homogenisation ,developed by those scientist city slickers ,is what helped simple hicks to store and refrigerate your product for the cities.

Those nuffies in town must be given some credit for the Dairy industry surely.

Nah Biff, the nuffies a town all drink soy lattes. No help to the cow bell ringers.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,044]

I thought civiilsation began in 1858. Before that it was a mess of farmers, industrialists and colonists, all over-indulging on the Paleo diet ... :-)

[jazza 1,323]

Hate to break it to you Jazza but up until about 11,000 years ago we were all hunter gatherers,or Fishermen.

Dairy farming is now possible only due to the Latte sippers in the city.

Without them inventing ways to make the human race survive you would not be required.

Pasteurisation and homogenisation ,developed by those scientist city slickers ,is what helped simple hicks to store and refrigerate your product for the cities.

Those nuffies in town must be given some credit for the Dairy industry surely.

Truth,story,in the road of.

[Demoneyes 562]

What are you drinking atm Clit? Anything decent?

Everything I drink is decent! Tonight its a nice Baileys of Glenrowan shiraz. Not old but lovely full mouth feel

[Bitter but optimistic 21,362]

Everything I drink is decent! Tonight its a nice Baileys of Glenrowan shiraz. Not old but lovely full mouth feel

My missus made a similar comment last night.

[daisycutter 28,629]

My missus made a similar comment last night.

your wife was with clint?

[Bitter but optimistic 21,362]

your wife was with clint?

unfunny dc - back to the nursing homes for you!

[daisycutter 28,629]

unfunny dc - back to the nursing homes for you!

can't bbo......it's od's turn tonight

[Bitter but optimistic 21,362]

There is a life outside the plush modgrass tennis courts of Borewood DC.

Progressive thinkers flock to the city.

Which means I belong somewhere near Mawson station.

Anyyway,politically , I expect you may be able to rally some support in the Nursing homes ,Beasley style.

Which is why you are needed for the sex party.

Biffen is on to you dc. Even if it is only to sell you his cheap version of viagra.

[daisycutter 28,629]

Biffen is on to you dc. Even if it is only to sell you his cheap version of viagra.

what can i say bbo. i'm an open book

biffo may be a consummate salesman but i'm having a hard time trying to convince to not compond his viagra with that cheap army surplus orange stuff which i'm sure is to blame for the side effects.

that and that strange alavi character who does his compounding. he assures me he is the best available but i have my doubts

[Moonshadow 16,312]

your wife was with clint?

Gold dc.