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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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8 hours ago, daisycutter said:

biffo did try to enlist the comanchero's help but i seems his credit rating there had taken a big dip due to some "misunderstandings" over territorial issues and is still recovering

It's a travesty of justice DC.

I will be engaging some of Demonlands finest silks to sort all this out.

Meanwhile I am forced to slum it in Toorak.

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    I came. here also for a break from the Biscuit/Hogan thread.  

    What else is happening in the world?

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    I'm not sure exactly what's wrong with biscuits but this is certainly a more ( relatively ) sane thread than many others.( Who'd have thought )

    The regulars would always attest to such but it takes the Circus coming to town to highlight it.

    A cup of tea...toasted banana bread with a serious [censored](really?... can't say k n o b .. lol ) of butter atop awaits.

    Bit wet today, can't see much building getting done. Might have to find another distraction.

    Edited by beelzebub

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    16 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    I came. here also for a break from the Biscuit/Hogan thread.  

    What else is happening in the world?

    Are you a fan of the round ball DD?

    Graham Arnold won his first match in charge of the Socceroos overnight. 

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    12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    froggy, just read the thread title. it's not that hard and there are plenty of other threads if you feel the need to indulge in sordid ancient history

    I simply responded to an OD comment for a bit of banter, which you appear to have an issue with. There is 995 pages full of banter here, so I don't particularly see the issue myself. Oh well you can't please everyone all of the time.

    Moving on...

     

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    5 hours ago, Biffen said:

    It's a travesty of justice DC.

    I will be engaging some of Demonlands finest silks to sort all this out.

    Meanwhile I am forced to slum it in Toorak.

    i'd have thought special robert could have found you a nice corner

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    I simply responded to an OD comment for a bit of banter, which you appear to have an issue with. There is 995 pages full of banter here, so I don't particularly see the issue myself. Oh well you can't please everyone all of the time.

    Moving on...

     

    there are secret rules and traditions in this thread. cross them and you will be called out. they are not up for debate

    it's a vibe thing....it's in the constitution

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    3 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Are you a fan of the round ball DD?

    Graham Arnold won his first match in charge of the Socceroos overnight. 

    Yeah football was my first sporting love DZ. good to see an Aussie manager in charge but not a lot of young talent coming through. Might be some lean years ahead for the Socceroos 

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    Thank goodness!

    I have been over at the Hogan thread, and I had to drop in here for some sanity. Well if not sanity, predictable lunacy. 

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    there are secret rules and traditions in this thread. cross them and you will be called out. they are not up for debate

    it's a vibe thing....it's in the constitution

    I like this Daisy, it explains everything. 

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    45 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    I like this Daisy, it explains everything. 

    It explains everything ...

    and that which isn't....is understood ;)

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    3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Has trade week ended?

    Did it start ?

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Has trade week ended?

    Yeah ... we are f....d ?

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i just put a post on and it turned all pink with text saying hidden

    wots goin on

    Edit:  post #24880 can anyone else see it (i can but still pink)

     

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    6 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i just put a post on and it turned all pink with text saying hidden

    wots goin on

     

    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

     

    Yep 24880 and 24883 visible but no technicolour (or technicolor to be faithful to the original)

    Must say it’s nice to be back among friends and bananas after the trade circus elsewhere. 

    Edited by bjDee

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    2 hours ago, bjDee said:

     

    Yep 24880 and 24883 visible but no technicolour (or technicolor to be faithful to the original)

    Must say it’s nice to be back among friends and bananas after the trade circus elsewhere. 

    thanks. does 24880 have the quote option on it (mine doesn't)? and does it say 'hidden' on the top line?

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    7 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    thanks. does 24880 have the quote option on it (mine doesn't)? and does it say 'hidden' on the top line?

    Yes. No. Not sure what is going on. None of that is unusual ?

     

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    Well Hogan is gone and surprise surprise the sun came up this morning. 

    Now on to the draft which not very long ago was the highlight of our year.

    Until  then banana on my muesli this morning.

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    That was a lot fun, who are we playing Round 1?

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