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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

uncle, did you notice that peter bell was a lawyer?

must be something about long threads and lawyers

if i was an academic i would apply for a grant and research it. would be a professorship a media career in it

A Phd at the very least I would think dc.

However, who would be interested in reading about lawyers?

 

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    5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    A Phd at the very least I would think dc.

    However, who would be interested in reading about lawyers?

     

    lawyers of course, dummy

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    lawyers of course, dummy

    Nah !  Even lawyers would have better things to do …………………………………………… surely?

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    uncle, did you notice that peter bell was a lawyer?

    must be something about long threads and lawyers

    if i was an academic i would apply for a grant and research it. would be a professorship a media career in it

    An English professor?

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    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Nah !  Even lawyers would have better things to do …………………………………………… surely?

    I love the Grisham books.

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    19 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    An English professor?

    they have much more socially and pc acceptable prefixes than plain old "english" these days, moonie. It's not the '70s any more. what's more you can probably get a professorship online for a few bitcoins

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    Some years ago this thread was created as an escape from the discussion a certain Hawthorn bound player.

    I feel the need to escape a potential bolter to the west coast of the country.

    How is the world tonight fellow banana lovers?

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    OD, there seem to be more twists and turns in that story than you would find in a banana factory.

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    17 hours ago, old dee said:

    Some years ago this thread was created as an escape from the discussion a certain Hawthorn bound player.

    I feel the need to escape a potential bolter to the west coast of the country.

    How is the world tonight fellow banana lovers?

    S[censored]y?

    West is Best e.g. West Perth v East Perth (former Eagles Reserve Team).

    I need to eat more Bananas or is that drink more?

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    16 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    S[censored]y?

    West is Best e.g. West Perth v East Perth (former Eagles Reserve Team).

    I need to eat more Bananas or is that drink more?

    BF I would be surprised if that did not incur a suspension. That name is not allowed on this thread.

    Absolutely unforgivable !

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    I was in Fitzroy Street, St Kilda this morning and to my horror, I happened on the Gatwick which appears to be undergoing some change.

    Who allowed this and where are the former residents?

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    4 hours ago, old dee said:

    BF I would be surprised if that did not incur a suspension. That name is not allowed on this thread.

    Absolutely unforgivable !

    WOW, you guys do hold grudges.

    The guy who can not be named, played for Melbourne like a hundred AFL years ago.

    OD you need to let it go as the Dawks will soon find out they paid too much for him. Really,if you think about it he will be the gift that keeps on giving.

    Popcorn anyone?

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    3 hours ago, The Oracle said:

    I was in Fitzroy Street, St Kilda this morning and to my horror, I happened on the Gatwick which appears to be undergoing some change.

    Who allowed this and where are the former residents?

    I thought they moved Fitzroy to Queensland years ago?

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    4 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    WOW, you guys do hold grudges.

    The guy who can not be named, played for Melbourne like a hundred AFL years ago.

    OD you need to let it go as the Dawks will soon find out they paid too much for him. Really,if you think about it he will be the gift that keeps on giving.

    Popcorn anyone?

    froggy, just read the thread title. it's not that hard and there are plenty of other threads if you feel the need to indulge in sordid ancient history

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    3 hours ago, The Oracle said:

    I was in Fitzroy Street, St Kilda this morning and to my horror, I happened on the Gatwick which appears to be undergoing some change.

    Who allowed this and where are the former residents?

    biffo did try to enlist the comanchero's help but i seems his credit rating there had taken a big dip due to some "misunderstandings" over territorial issues and is still recovering

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    8 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    biffo did try to enlist the comanchero's help but i seems his credit rating there had taken a big dip due to some "misunderstandings" over territorial issues and is still recovering

    It's a travesty of justice DC.

    I will be engaging some of Demonlands finest silks to sort all this out.

    Meanwhile I am forced to slum it in Toorak.

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    I came. here also for a break from the Biscuit/Hogan thread.  

    What else is happening in the world?

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    I'm not sure exactly what's wrong with biscuits but this is certainly a more ( relatively ) sane thread than many others.( Who'd have thought )

    The regulars would always attest to such but it takes the Circus coming to town to highlight it.

    A cup of tea...toasted banana bread with a serious [censored](really?... can't say k n o b .. lol ) of butter atop awaits.

    Bit wet today, can't see much building getting done. Might have to find another distraction.

    Edited by beelzebub

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    16 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    I came. here also for a break from the Biscuit/Hogan thread.  

    What else is happening in the world?

    Are you a fan of the round ball DD?

    Graham Arnold won his first match in charge of the Socceroos overnight. 

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    12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    froggy, just read the thread title. it's not that hard and there are plenty of other threads if you feel the need to indulge in sordid ancient history

    I simply responded to an OD comment for a bit of banter, which you appear to have an issue with. There is 995 pages full of banter here, so I don't particularly see the issue myself. Oh well you can't please everyone all of the time.

    Moving on...

     

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    5 hours ago, Biffen said:

    It's a travesty of justice DC.

    I will be engaging some of Demonlands finest silks to sort all this out.

    Meanwhile I am forced to slum it in Toorak.

    i'd have thought special robert could have found you a nice corner

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    I simply responded to an OD comment for a bit of banter, which you appear to have an issue with. There is 995 pages full of banter here, so I don't particularly see the issue myself. Oh well you can't please everyone all of the time.

    Moving on...

     

    there are secret rules and traditions in this thread. cross them and you will be called out. they are not up for debate

    it's a vibe thing....it's in the constitution

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    3 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Are you a fan of the round ball DD?

    Graham Arnold won his first match in charge of the Socceroos overnight. 

    Yeah football was my first sporting love DZ. good to see an Aussie manager in charge but not a lot of young talent coming through. Might be some lean years ahead for the Socceroos 

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    Thank goodness!

    I have been over at the Hogan thread, and I had to drop in here for some sanity. Well if not sanity, predictable lunacy. 

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    there are secret rules and traditions in this thread. cross them and you will be called out. they are not up for debate

    it's a vibe thing....it's in the constitution

    I like this Daisy, it explains everything. 

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