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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Does he shag the same sheila for 400 years?

I think he's consigned to wearing his undies on the outside for 400 years Bitters.

1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

I think he's consigned to wearing his undies on the outside for 400 years Bitters.

Does that mean you have to wash them more ......................... or less?

 
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Good to see the thread living up to its high standards while I am away. Saw the Lions game on AFL on phone in Vancouver and now in Astoria Oregon and will rely on Demonland for updates of Port game, as we are on a ship bound for San Francisco and will be at sea during the game.  

Well that is the footy content you, can get back to more important topics. 


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Good to see the thread living up to its high standards while I am away. Saw the Lions game on AFL on phone in Vancouver and now in Astoria Oregon and will rely on Demonland for updates of Port game, as we are on a ship bound for San Francisco and will be at sea during the game.  

Well that is the footy content you, can get back to more important topics. 

In that case, this one's for you -

 

If we needed any proof that the Olympics are rotten to the core we have it today.

Russia that paragon of Fair play  has nominated Sharapova in their tennis team even though she is still suspend for drug cheating.

they have more front than Myer and a hide thicker than a Rhino.

And the Olympic organisation expects us to admire them.

If she is not immediately reject by the IOC then we all know beyond doubt what they are.

The  most surprising thing is that they still surprise me!

 

The IOC has just given itself a Brazillian !!

 
2 hours ago, old dee said:

If we needed any proof that the Olympics are rotten to the core we have it today.

Russia that paragon of Fair play  has nominated Sharapova in their tennis team even though she is still suspend for drug cheating.

they have more front than Myer and a hide thicker than a Rhino.

And the Olympic organisation expects us to admire them.

If she is not immediately reject by the IOC then we all know beyond doubt what they are.

The  most surprising thing is that they still surprise me!

 

Yes I know what you mean old friend. We somehow keep hoping that sport and sportsmen and women are clean. However, it has got to the stage where I view any exceptional result with suspicion. In any sport. If you go back in history individuals have been taking performance enhancing substances to aid performance. It's only the type of substance, and the highly organised and systemic nature of it that has changed. However, the history of athletes taking stuff goes back over 100 years. However, the magnitude of illegal usage has simply gone to another level. Australian and Australians are not exempt. That's why I have been careful about condemning EFC when clearly drug use has permeated Footy for a long time. It's just the lying and cheating by those that have been involved and the whole avoidance of culpability that has made me angry. A little like Lance. When you consider what all the other members of the peloton have taken over the years, the penalties for lance have been disproportionate in a sense. There were many others that took the same stuff for as long or longer than Lance who have not been punished or punished as severely. However, Lance lied, cheated and bullied all and sundry. Basically, I think all professional sport is a corrupt business in which there are so many people making a living who have reason to maintain their silence. I love my Demons and will to the day I die but I have no illusions about the AFL or the purity of the game. However, there is still a thrill to see them run out onto to the ground, watch in awe at some of the freaky skills and stand proudly with our fantastic tribe of supporters when the song is sung after a win. And that feeling is going to become more common. But God help me, if the club or any players get embroiled in performance enhancing substances I will walk away and never ever take out another membership. The lifelong love affair will be gone forever.

I've been unable to take the Olympics seriously since they introduced leisure pastimes into the mix. 

Golf......really...

Tennis ...Beach Volleyball ffs

I even question the validity of Basketball.

Hell let's even it out with V8 supercars...there's a medal for us .

They've managed to turn the  games into a parody of itself.

The winner is....... corruption  and the dodgy folk running it.

Won't bother me thinks.


7 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Beach Volleyball ffs

Wash your mouth out BB!

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5 minutes ago, H_T said:

Wash your mouth out BB!

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didnt say there was anything wrong with it...and hell...were they to adopt the original  Athenian garb :rolleyes:

But Olympic ?     nah

2 hours ago, hemingway said:

Yes I know what you mean old friend. We somehow keep hoping that sport and sportsmen and women are clean. However, it has got to the stage where I view any exceptional result with suspicion. In any sport. If you go back in history individuals have been taking performance enhancing substances to aid performance. It's only the type of substance, and the highly organised and systemic nature of it that has changed. However, the history of athletes taking stuff goes back over 100 years. However, the magnitude of illegal usage has simply gone to another level. Australian and Australians are not exempt. That's why I have been careful about condemning EFC when clearly drug use has permeated Footy for a long time. It's just the lying and cheating by those that have been involved and the whole avoidance of culpability that has made me angry. A little like Lance. When you consider what all the other members of the peloton have taken over the years, the penalties for lance have been disproportionate in a sense. There were many others that took the same stuff for as long or longer than Lance who have not been punished or punished as severely. However, Lance lied, cheated and bullied all and sundry. Basically, I think all professional sport is a corrupt business in which there are so many people making a living who have reason to maintain their silence. I love my Demons and will to the day I die but I have no illusions about the AFL or the purity of the game. However, there is still a thrill to see them run out onto to the ground, watch in awe at some of the freaky skills and stand proudly with our fantastic tribe of supporters when the song is sung after a win. And that feeling is going to become more common. But God help me, if the club or any players get embroiled in performance enhancing substances I will walk away and never ever take out another membership. The lifelong love affair will be gone forever.

I agree with  a large part of the above Ernest.

I would add that the only AFL I watch are the games involving the MFC I seldom watch another team.

If something serious were to happen to the MFC like you I would walk away.

Big time international Sport does very little for me in the second decade of the 22nd century.

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20 hours ago, hemingway said:

No Bitters that would be insulting to compare you with the Mad Hatter. 

I'll say --- I am sure the Mad Hatter is hopping mad about the comparison :):lol:

3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

I've been unable to take the Olympics seriously since they introduced leisure pastimes into the mix. 

Golf......really...

Tennis ...Beach Volleyball ffs

I even question the validity of Basketball.

Hell let's even it out with V8 supercars...there's a medal for us .

They've managed to turn the  games into a parody of itself.

The winner is....... corruption  and the dodgy folk running it.

Won't bother me thinks.

Love it Bub somes up my own view perfectly

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Come on guys, surely you like the trampolining, the solo synchronised swimming (now that's a double foxymoron as it's not swimming and who exactly is it synchronised against?) and the ribbon twirling thingy at the Olympics?

17 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Come on guys, surely you like the trampolining, the solo synchronised swimming (now that's a double foxymoron as it's not swimming and who exactly is it synchronised against?) and the ribbon twirling thingy at the Olympics?

I am looking forward to the Olympic demonstration sport of women's beach totem tennis this year at Rio. I reckon it will be riveting stuff to watch! I believe we have a pretty good team and are a medal chance but apparently the Latvians and Estonians are setting the standard. Russia won't be there as they have been banned, after testing positive at last year's World Championships, played in Qatar. 

8 hours ago, H_T said:

Wash your mouth out BB!

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This post is upsetting. Can anyone pls tell me what nation's flag that is? ?

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22 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

In that case, this one's for you -

 

Thanks WJ brings back memories. 

10 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Come on guys, surely you like the trampolining, the solo synchronised swimming (now that's a double foxymoron as it's not swimming and who exactly is it synchronised against?) and the ribbon twirling thingy at the Olympics?

The ribbon and ball thing is fkn spectacular Moon.

I suggest you get some sporting supplements from me, some beer and sit and watch in HD with some different music for a better televisual experience.


10 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

I am looking forward to the Olympic demonstration sport of women's beach totem tennis this year at Rio. I reckon it will be riveting stuff to watch! I believe we have a pretty good team and are a medal chance but apparently the Latvians and Estonians are setting the standard. Russia won't be there as they have been banned, after testing positive at last year's World Championships, played in Qatar. 

Killer heat and humidity in Qatar. Were the championships held in a purpose built airconditioed indoor beach stadium?

 

22 minutes ago, Left Foot Snap said:

Killer heat and humidity in Qatar. Were the championships held in a purpose built airconditioed indoor beach stadium?

 

it was a multi-purpose venue where they hope to stage a future winter olympics

On 27/05/2016 at 4:30 AM, Redleg said:

Good to see the thread living up to its high standards while I am away. Saw the Lions game on AFL on phone in Vancouver and now in Astoria Oregon and will rely on Demonland for updates of Port game, as we are on a ship bound for San Francisco and will be at sea during the game.  

Well that is the footy content you, can get back to more important topics. 

Planning to Eureka ?

 

Bananas haven't been mentioned on this thread in quite some time. That is almost sacreligious, gents!

Just now, Maple Demon said:

Bananas haven't been mentioned on this thread in quite some time. That is almost sacreligious, gents!

not the best time of year for bananas, mable. a bit fibrous i've found lately. plus od is on a low banana diet so we don't want to make him feel bad about it


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