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So ..... Egypt  is off I gather. This was probably only ever a pyramid scheme version of a travel scam anyway .

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On 23 May 2016 at 11:41 PM, bjDee said:

BBO, I'm sure that will only add a premium to the price of the paste that Earl sells. 'New and improved massage paste as used by a randy butler and a housemaid. Limited edition. May contain traces of pubes and nuts'. Should bring out all the perves in the Fitzroy and Brunswick area. 

Please enough of all this wild conjecture. I will state categorically that all the products in  the Hood Institute of Wellness range of health products are 100% HACCP certified, that includes my "essence of guava" that is proven to reverse male pattern baldness and my special guava paste, krill and Horney Goat Weed formula that is proven to improve your skin, memory function and male sexual performance! 

And yes to quell the scurrilous rumours that are circulating there was an incident involving one of our guava paste production units. This is part of an ongoing investigation so cannot comment further, only to add that Hudson has decided to take up an opportunity in our Havana office as of last week. 

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6 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Please enough of all this wild conjecture. I will state categorically that all the products in  the Hood Institute of Wellness range of health products are 100% HACCP certified, that includes my "essence of guava" that is proven to reverse male pattern baldness and my special guava paste, krill and Horney Goat Weed formula that is proven to improve your skin, memory function and male sexual performance! 

And yes to quell the scurrilous rumours that are circulating there was an incident involving one of our guava paste production units. This is part of an ongoing investigation so cannot comment further, only to add that Hudson has decided to take up an opportunity in our Havana office as of last week. 

You should get guerra to promote the guava. Has a certain ring to it

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11 minutes ago, small but forward said:

You should get guerra to promote the guava. Has a certain ring to it

yeah  yeah ...... NAH !!!

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1 hour ago, small but forward said:

You should get guerra to promote the guava. Has a certain ring to it

Accompanied by Lady Gaga and Belinda Carlisle?

'Guerra goes Gaga and Gogo over Guava'

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On ‎5‎/‎24‎/‎2016 at 10:58 PM, hemingway said:

bitters you are intelligent and clearly a man of interesting and varied tastes and behaviours but you do let yourself down by dropping your normally high moral standards that I would normally associate with others. Why do you do this? Some may think you have a personality disorder although I suspect you are tired at the end of a busy day and just enjoy an old fashioned stir by making outrageous comments that are  often in bad taste and unbecoming of a MFC supporter. Of course I suspect that many turn to this page just to read your comments and blatant exhibitionism which encourages your perverse comments. I am one of those readers that is intrigued by your madness!

Wow Ernie!! Praise from the man who gives the term "ghost writer" real meaning. I was so chuffed I think I cried more than when I watched "Shane" the other night on Fox.

On ‎5‎/‎24‎/‎2016 at 8:36 AM, daisycutter said:

ernest, there is no need to fan bbo's vanity with such eloquent praise, his head is big enough as it is,

Have no fear dc my arrogance and conceit knows no bounds.

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22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Wow Ernie!! Praise from the man who gives the term "ghost writer" real meaning. I was so chuffed I think I cried more than when I watched "Shane" the other night on Fox.

Have no fear dc my arrogance and conceit knows no bounds.

Bitters are you a creation of social media or the real deal? I like to think the latter. Funny when I typed in latter it came up with Katter!

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2 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Bitters are you a creation of social media or the real deal? I like to think the latter. Funny when I typed in latter it came up with Katter!

Do you know Ernie dland is the closest I get to social media. I suppose that is sad because it means millions of children are denied my guidance.

Katter !!!  FMD not Bob Katter!!!

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12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Do you know Ernie dland is the closest I get to social media. I suppose that is sad because it means millions of children are denied my guidance.

Katter !!!  FMD not Bob Katter!!!

No Bitters that would be insulting to compare you with the Mad Hatter. 

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Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now it's one thing for a dead [censored] to make judgements - death gives you kudos. However an old shagger like yourself dc has no moral standing.

don't need morals to recognise a lunatic, bitters

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Good to see the thread living up to its high standards while I am away. Saw the Lions game on AFL on phone in Vancouver and now in Astoria Oregon and will rely on Demonland for updates of Port game, as we are on a ship bound for San Francisco and will be at sea during the game.  

Well that is the footy content you, can get back to more important topics. 

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Good to see the thread living up to its high standards while I am away. Saw the Lions game on AFL on phone in Vancouver and now in Astoria Oregon and will rely on Demonland for updates of Port game, as we are on a ship bound for San Francisco and will be at sea during the game.  

Well that is the footy content you, can get back to more important topics. 

In that case, this one's for you -

 

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If we needed any proof that the Olympics are rotten to the core we have it today.

Russia that paragon of Fair play  has nominated Sharapova in their tennis team even though she is still suspend for drug cheating.

they have more front than Myer and a hide thicker than a Rhino.

And the Olympic organisation expects us to admire them.

If she is not immediately reject by the IOC then we all know beyond doubt what they are.

The  most surprising thing is that they still surprise me!

 

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The IOC has just given itself a Brazillian !!

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2 hours ago, old dee said:

If we needed any proof that the Olympics are rotten to the core we have it today.

Russia that paragon of Fair play  has nominated Sharapova in their tennis team even though she is still suspend for drug cheating.

they have more front than Myer and a hide thicker than a Rhino.

And the Olympic organisation expects us to admire them.

If she is not immediately reject by the IOC then we all know beyond doubt what they are.

The  most surprising thing is that they still surprise me!

 

Yes I know what you mean old friend. We somehow keep hoping that sport and sportsmen and women are clean. However, it has got to the stage where I view any exceptional result with suspicion. In any sport. If you go back in history individuals have been taking performance enhancing substances to aid performance. It's only the type of substance, and the highly organised and systemic nature of it that has changed. However, the history of athletes taking stuff goes back over 100 years. However, the magnitude of illegal usage has simply gone to another level. Australian and Australians are not exempt. That's why I have been careful about condemning EFC when clearly drug use has permeated Footy for a long time. It's just the lying and cheating by those that have been involved and the whole avoidance of culpability that has made me angry. A little like Lance. When you consider what all the other members of the peloton have taken over the years, the penalties for lance have been disproportionate in a sense. There were many others that took the same stuff for as long or longer than Lance who have not been punished or punished as severely. However, Lance lied, cheated and bullied all and sundry. Basically, I think all professional sport is a corrupt business in which there are so many people making a living who have reason to maintain their silence. I love my Demons and will to the day I die but I have no illusions about the AFL or the purity of the game. However, there is still a thrill to see them run out onto to the ground, watch in awe at some of the freaky skills and stand proudly with our fantastic tribe of supporters when the song is sung after a win. And that feeling is going to become more common. But God help me, if the club or any players get embroiled in performance enhancing substances I will walk away and never ever take out another membership. The lifelong love affair will be gone forever.

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I've been unable to take the Olympics seriously since they introduced leisure pastimes into the mix. 

Golf......really...

Tennis ...Beach Volleyball ffs

I even question the validity of Basketball.

Hell let's even it out with V8 supercars...there's a medal for us .

They've managed to turn the  games into a parody of itself.

The winner is....... corruption  and the dodgy folk running it.

Won't bother me thinks.

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