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Banner this week

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absolutely is there anyone from the cheer squad on here what are there thought 4 this week

They would have made it last night.

Also make a sign, about A3 size that reads "Free Jack" and take it to the game.

How about another one, "BULL$#!T"


One can only assume that the cheersquad has already thought up the most inane attempt at terza rima that makes Dante stand-up in the Heaven Duplex and say "that's [censored]!"

I'm in a bad mood...

Let's smash the Kangaroos....

BUT GENTLY AND WITH NOT TOO MUCH FORCE.

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R.I.P

The tackle

Once a loved part of a tough sport.

Murdered not long after the death of close friend the bump.

Let's be honest. If the cheer squad put that on a banner they would be dismissed from the stadium, the club fined have to submit any future banners to the Kremlin for editing.

If there is going to be a protest it has to come from us supporters. It was sad tonight after the decision came through to see the players have been gagged.

 

Lets breack Jaw's

They are legal.

(C.Sylvia)

Melb v' W/C

A kick to the Head is ok!

(J White)

Melb v Geel


Banner wording must be submitted to the Club for approval early in the week. It's then constructed on Wednesday evening.

No need to say any more - you get the idea.

Thought it might be great to suggest some banner Ideas for tomorrows Game, i'll start us off:

"Look out North here come the Dee's

Just don't tackle too hard, coz you might

Get three"

If anyone else has any ideas let it rip!

Put this is the wrong thread earlier: "Look Out!! There's Danger-afield!"


Thought it might be great to suggest some banner Ideas for tomorrows Game, i'll start us off:

"Look out North here come the Dee's

Just don't tackle too hard, coz you might

Get three"

If anyone else has any ideas let it rip!

North Melbourne Beware

For these Dees will dismiss

Duty of Care

Having helped build the banner years ago the club directs them what to write, So we can expect a diplomatic softly soflty fluff PC banner. All the above suggestions are great but simply won't happen.

They only have one side in which to be witty these days too, the other side is always some advertisement for the outback steakhouse or something. I dont think its outback steakhouse but that will do.


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