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Where in hell is Yze_Magic?

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I notice many posters constantly refer to Yze_Magic. Is he a legend or an ogre? Kind of disappeared around the time I joined. Notice he stopped posting suddenly on April 3, 2010. Is he still around under another name or worse?

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It is pure co-incidence the day I joined is the same day he disappeared. I have read he may be E25.

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YM got banned but he's got a ton of aliases.

Trengove_is_God was the latest name he used earlier this year, but got banned again. He gave himself away.

Bit sad really, demonland could use someone like him now. His Col Sylvia prediction was spot-on.

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Is there any chance that he could be rehabilitated?

He was the Lindsay Lohan of Demonland.

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Jaded No More   68,975

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He was the Lindsay Lohan of Demonland.

HAHA!

I predict a new alias is about to emerge to tell us all how wonderful Bruce's departure is. It's funny how when he's gone, you always get a few naive, new posters asking where he is, but when he comes back, they cry to the mods that they want him out.

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Whatever he may be he seems to have an impact. Though I don't post there I have read about him on Big Footy in reference on a post about Demonland.

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Didn't he start a BF thread about himself getting drafted, that spanned a few years and went for thousands of posts..?

A muppet and a troll, but he was good at what he did.

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Reading some of his past stuff certainly shows that he was a mischief maker. There is a lot of garbage there but also a hint of prophecy and foresight and a willingness to tackle sensitive topics and sacred cows no one else would dare too. I don't think he would have the posting self discipline to get away with a fictitious persona for too long if he is still around.

Shame he didn't dedicate himself to the forces of decency instead of evil. :)

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Didn't he start a BF thread about himself getting drafted, that spanned a few years and went for thousands of posts..?

A muppet and a troll, but he was good at what he did.

yeah that was pretty funny ,has anyone seen him at the footy or is he a mystery?

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Yze_Magic is moonlighting as Batman in his spare time.

Saving lives in Gotham City is hard enough without having to log on here each day and post something ground breaking.

Seriously though, I was MIA for about 6-8 months on here due to no internet access, and nobody seemed to notice. Many long term posters go into slumber then reappear, but never once is there a "Where is Wally" thread posted in their absence.

Interesting thread topic america de cali.... that is all I have to say about the matter.

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yeah that was pretty funny ,has anyone seen him at the footy or is he a mystery?

Haven't you heard? He's just an ankles country member, whatever that means. But I would like to know what a few posters on this site look like. Put a face to the "name," so to speak.

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Haven't you heard? He's just an ankles country member, whatever that means. But I would like to know what a few posters on this site look like. Put a face to the "name," so to speak.

ive met a few ppl on here before , all great blokes

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Haven't you heard? He's just an ankles country member, whatever that means. But I would like to know what a few posters on this site look like. Put a face to the "name," so to speak.

It's an interesting exercise, as I find I build up a sort of mental picture of a person in my head and people rarely turn out how I imagine them. I've only met a small handful from Demonland.

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Haven't you heard? He's just an ankles country member, whatever that means. But I would like to know what a few posters on this site look like. Put a face to the "name," so to speak.

Country member?

Yeah, I remember.

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It's an interesting exercise, as I find I build up a sort of mental picture of a person in my head and people rarely turn out how I imagine them. I've only met a small handful from Demonland.

I only post when I'm wearing nothing but jocks & socks.

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I only post when I'm wearing nothing but jocks & socks.

If that's true, then you are seriously over-dressed.

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