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NON-MFC: Round 01

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Handy point 🤣

 

Wow. On the screen just now was a note that Collingwood has won 12 of the last 13 matches vs the Crows. That makes this all the more SWEET 👏

Go Nibbler. ❤️💙

 

Right so odds of pendlbury being suspended for the shoulder to the head with about 5 to go in the last??

100000/1


24 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

The Foxtel commentators need to do a refresher course on impartiality.

Mark Howard "you live by the sword, you die by the sword" because a player got tackled.

He's worse than anything Hudson.

Can't we get AI to bring back Cometti and Morphett?

These yellers of hyperbole are just spewing verbal feaces.

And yes, autocorrect changed "Anthony to anything"

I think anything Hudson suits better.

I've had most games on mute or vol2 so far.

Dead set blows my mind how much I'm paying for this coverage

Just now, Demonland said:

He's right to complain...it's just stupid to add another inequality to an already problematic fixture.

 

AFL 2026 feels like twenty twenty cricket but for longer. The loading stage of the season will be interesting.

48 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

All good, PF. Judd’s young and has a lot to learn. I bear him no ill will.

48 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

All good, PF. Judd’s young and has a lot to learn. I bear him no ill will.

Nar ghosty I'm too old, my motto is never forgive and NEVER forget!


1 hour ago, picket fence said:

And some on this site think Chandler is better!! IN UR DREAMS

Double down on this Nibbler close to BOG!

3 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Double down on this Nibbler close to BOG!

You know, you can praise Nibs without having to bag Chin.

1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

You know, you can praise Nibs without having to bag Chin.

1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

You know, you can praise Nibs without having to bag Chin.

Just now, picket fence said:
  2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

You know, you can praise Nibs without having to bag Chin.

  2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

You know, you can praise Nibs without having to bag Chin.

Aĺl I said was Nibbler close to bog in response to another posters comment!

Nothing to see here!

3 hours ago, The heart beats true said:

Freo are still Freo, but having a game advantage makes Round 1 a joke. It’s a huge advantage.

Tell the Crows that and yes, I picked them.


4 hours ago, Coolx2 said:

Oliver is no longer an elite mid at this stage. It is a lose lose for GWS and the Dees. Perhaps he thinks he doesn't need to be elite anymore, he get a beaut pay packet from two clubs. If this is the case it is a pity. I wish him all the best except when GWS v DEES.

It’s not a loss for him. They got him for peanuts.

He’s not elite anymore but he plays well enough compared to having in a first year mid.

He also provides depth in a time where GWS has heaps of injuries.

We are the losers there, as we are paying financially.

3 hours ago, BDA said:

i stopped tempting fate like this years ago

they are like the terminator T1000. they just keep reconstituting themselves

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3 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I see Mr potato in Omac still plays like a new born giraffe.

Bizarre hes lasted this long. Imagine having height as your one wood.

Never been an OMac fan but it is an amazing effort for him to get to 95 AFL games

20 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

It’s not a loss for him. They got him for peanuts.

He’s not elite anymore but he plays well enough compared to having in a first year mid.

He also provides depth in a time where GWS has heaps of injuries.

We are the losers there, as we are paying financially.

You say that but we wouldn't have had jack Steele if not for trading Oliver


1 hour ago, rjay said:

He's right to complain...it's just stupid to add another inequality to an already problematic fixture.

Meanwhile Adelaide (in the exact same scenario as Freo) got the job done against Collingwood despite being outsiders.

If you’re good enough, you’re good enough.

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Interesting comment by Longmuir.

1) they were one of the rare teams to beat a round 0 team in 2024.

2) in 2025 their opponent Geelong actually don’t play round 0 due to the canceled game in QLD.

3) you had big enough lead. It’s on you to protect a 6 goal lead.

Edited by Bring-Back-Powell

38 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

If you’re good enough, you’re good enough.

I hope that's us later today...but it's a big ask particularly off a soft 1 1/2 preseason games.

...lets nail the Saints anyway.

 
6 hours ago, Demonland said:

Funny how the bottom 6 don’t play in the opening round and then the teams that do play the opening round usually win round 1

So mysterious

9 hours ago, DubDee said:

I thought playing round 0 was a huge advantage??

Only if you're playing a team who are playing their first match.

But doesn't have to be a huge advantage. Any advantage is an advantage. (Old Chinese proverb).


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