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Make an outlandish prediction for 2026

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On 02/03/2026 at 18:19, biggestred said:

We'll have aliens, a multiverse and GTA6 before we get 1 of those.

AND if I had to put a bet on... I bet we get all of those 3 things first.

Aliens and a multiverse… maybe. But GTA6??? A couple of lifetimes need to pass first.

 
 
1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

If anyone says “in love” or “pregnant” I’ll burn Demonland to the ground

‘s over in shock

Dees to be 40points up 25 minutes into the fourth on grand final day and the religious wars end in nuclear apocalypse


  1. Tom Sparrow wins our B+F

  2. Harvey Langford gets dropped for at least one game at Casey

  3. Paddy Cross debuts in March

 

Picket Fence to do a nude run around the MCG at half time when Jeffo kicks 4 goals in a half against the pies....


The premiers to have only the 8th highest H&A percentage

Hang on, that happened last year!

Patrick Cripps returns a Brownlow, saying he really deserved to be suspended.

5 hours ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

I have no clue who Gemma Bastiani is, but on the AFL app she has us finishing 7th.

I like you, Gemma.

Gemma is a footy analyst and stats expert who reports on the W comp. She doesn’t barrack for the Dees but generally speaks well of both our M and W teams.

On 02/03/2026 at 19:46, picket fence said:

GHOSTY, to finally meet me face to face and fall........... ( posters please insert dialogue)

Fainting


Melbourne finish 10th

Kozzie wins Brownlow

My 566.25 to 1 multi gets up

$50k hits my TAB account

I donate $1k to Demon Army

Then I wake up 😩

Premier: Melbourne
Brownlow:
Jack Steele.
Rising Star: Latrelle Pickett
Story of the season: Dees win the flag from 10th position
On the rise: Eagles finish 17th
On the slide: Geelong after losing premiership points due to AFL Salary Cap breaches being self reported.
Headline you won’t see: Chris Scott admits to taking cash payments from club sponsors
Fans’ biggest gripe: Collingwood fans want to see their players interviewed during the Brownlow in between every round, including checking in with Nick Daicos after every second round, and then an explanation by Andrew Dillon as to why Nick Daicos didn’t get the 3 votes in every match he played.
An AFL final 10 will mean: a very very long finals series

1 hour ago, Palace Dees said:

Melbourne finish 10th

Kozzie wins Brownlow

My 566.25 to 1 multi gets up

$50k hits my TAB account

I donate $1k to Demon Army

Then I wake up 😩

What’s the multi ?

6 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Premier: Melbourne
Brownlow:
Jack Steele.
Rising Star: Latrelle Pickett
Story of the season: Dees win the flag from 10th position
On the rise: Eagles finish 17th
On the slide: Geelong after losing premiership points due to AFL Salary Cap breaches being self reported.
Headline you won’t see: Chris Scott admits to taking cash payments from club sponsors
Fans’ biggest gripe: Collingwood fans want to see their players interviewed during the Brownlow in between every round, including checking in with Nick Daicos after every second round, and then an explanation by Andrew Dillon as to why Nick Daicos didn’t get the 3 votes in every match he played.
An AFL final 10 will mean: a very very long finals series

This post was worth it for the laffs about the Brownlow and CFC fans

I went swear like a sailor at the TV everytime we play.


On 02/03/2026 at 20:46, picket fence said:

GHOSTY, to finally meet me face to face and fall........... ( posters please insert dialogue)

Falls under her spell and can't stop saying Nice things about Chandler.

Both Gold Coast an St Kilda fail to deal with expectations, both finishing outside the top 8.

Melbourne is a massive surprise packet, looking like they can beat anyone on their day....ends up 4th, could have been top had we not dropped a couple of games against the bottom 4 teams.

Collingwood and Geelong have trouble with consistency, they struggle vs faster ball moving teams....they end up limping into wildcard round.

 

The gameday thread doesn't turn into a mix of utter despair at our skills, umpiring travesties, arguments about selection and bemoaning of coaching strategies within the first 5 minutes of the game - with no mention as to whether we are winning or losing.


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