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Farewell Clayton Oliver

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9 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Can't see how a 10 week hamstring is self inflicted when clearly he wanted to get back earlier ( remember the blowup with the medicos) or the badly broken hand that impcted half the season

I think he is referring to something else.

 
12 hours ago, No10 said:

If you’re seriously asking…. And I surprised nobody has said this, but yes, he speaks very kindly about the Dees. He clearly has real affection for the time he spent with us.

I would’ve said this but I’m not as brave as you. Note how nobody has taken you to task for saying this? Unfortunately that wouldn’t be the case had I said it. But you’re right in what you say, 100% right.

33 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I would’ve said this but I’m not as brave as you. Note how nobody has taken you to task for saying this? Unfortunately that wouldn’t be the case had I said it. But you’re right in what you say, 100% right.

You may be surprised to learn that most Dees fans couldn't give a toss whether he still likes Melbourne or not.

 
1 hour ago, Chook said:

You may be surprised to learn that most Dees fans couldn't give a toss whether he still likes Melbourne or not.

You’re kidding, right? Then how do you explain all the b!ttchhing and moaning about Clarrie not thanking us (publicly) and not saying nice things about our club.

Oh, there’s tosses being given.


1 hour ago, Chook said:

You may be surprised to learn that most Dees fans couldn't give a toss whether he still likes Melbourne or not.

Have you conducted a comprehensive survey Chook?

16 hours ago, picket fence said:

Hmnn underestimate me and my intellect?? Ok go ahead! A lot here think I'm unhinged, better check ur own skeletons under the bed!!

Nothing wrong with you Picket

 
23 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I assume Fox is wrong with that, I thought his contract stood with GWS only picking up a portion. First I have heard about Clayton taking a pay cut!


1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

The actual story just talks about coming at a "discount." Pretty sure we're still paying half his contract.

Seems to be playing at a similar level to last year, granted..small sample size

Good luck to him, it's our fault we did not trade him for more value when we had the opportunity.

3 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

You’re kidding, right? Then how do you explain all the b!ttchhing and moaning about Clarrie not thanking us (publicly) and not saying nice things about our club.

Oh, there’s tosses being given.

Pointing to an example of something happening is in no way shape or form an indication that most people are doing that thing.

23 minutes ago, adonski said:

Seems to be playing at a similar level to last year, granted..small sample size

He lost his touch, that occurred years ago.

Trac held back.

Both plainly obvious.


14 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

He lost his touch, that occurred years ago.

Trac held back.

Both plainly obvious.

Ummm - so far, in the 3 top players on the ground....

I feel ok seeing Claz do well , but I didn’t enjoy Tracs performance at all.

Um just kicked the goal of the day... just sayin!

2 minutes ago, Ollie fan said:

Ummm - so far, in the 3 top players on the ground....

Are you watching or reading stats.

He is the same level as the last few years. One goal was good but a lot of luck went with it.

Haven’t seen anything like what Trac did. He’s miles off.


10 minutes ago, sisso said:

He’s playing well I reckon

He's playing a peak Oliver circa 2023-2026 game: good without having any real meaningful impact.

Petracca on the other hand absolutely monstered the Cats last night to a degree we haven't seen since the 2021 GF.

41 minutes ago, Chook said:

Pointing to an example of something happening is in no way shape or form an indication that most people are doing that thing.

What, you mean like this? ⬇️

6 hours ago, Chook said:

You may be surprised to learn that most Dees fans couldn't give a toss whether he still likes Melbourne or not.

🤭

 

So he kicks that goal from the boundary, but last year against stkilda he kicks it out on the full from a better spot. Typical

1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

What, you mean like this? ⬇️

🤭

Nice mature response from you. I’d love you to tell me though, why you think most Melbourne supporters care what Clayton Oliver thinks anymore?


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