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Bailey Humphrey

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13 minutes ago, SthSea22 said:

If Trac is happy to stay, then i am content

Happy is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this context

 
6 minutes ago, deelusions from afar said:

What's this??

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Rhett on far right, appointed new Casey VFL Senior Dev Coach today. Rory Atkins is part of the Dees Dev team as of today too...

 
38 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Home of one of my favourite local hard cheeses! You know…for a CHEESE BOARD. Welcome to the Dees, Humpy.

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For the record, Windsor, Tholstrup, and Lindsay are all types of cheese. Harvey Cheese is also a cheese-maker in WA.

Few realise that our drafting is based on themes; all talls are based on US Presidents, mid-sized players are all cheese varieties.

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40 minutes ago, Demonland said:

I've asked Neil why he thinks this.

Ask Neil what the chances of both Trac staying and us landing Humphreys


1 hour ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Home of one of my favourite local hard cheeses! You know…for a CHEESE BOARD. Welcome to the Dees, Humpy.

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much better than a Moe oyster

3 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

much better than a Moe oyster

Wrong. The half a dimmie done on a bbq is a delicacy.

50 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

Im not sure why many of you are so negative on what has transpired

it's a unique condition known as MFCSS

 
16 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

For the record, Windsor, Tholstrup, and Lindsay are all types of cheese. Harvey Cheese is also a cheese-maker in WA.

Few realise that our drafting is based on themes; all talls are based on US Presidents, mid-sized players are all cheese varieties.

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There’s also King Island; hopefully there’s no relationship between that and Epstein Island.

I got home and saw that Humphries is trending #1 on X. I got excited.......

Turns out it's Isaac Humphries from the Adelaide 36s. Different spelling, but I feel like I just got trolled.


1 minute ago, Jack Vineys Anger Manager said:

I got home and saw that Humphries is trending #1 on X. I got excited.......

Turns out it's Isaac Humphries from the Adelaide 36s. Different spelling, but I feel like I just got trolled.

Tracc for Isaac Humpries. Straight swap.

23 hours ago, Mouseymoo said:

6 & 7 to Port for Butters who says no?

Of trac going turned into butters that would be the best outcome possible

54 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Carrryst it isn't that hard Dees this is what I would do

1 Give GCS Till Monday to offer us Bailey Humphry straight trade for C.P

2 If they refuse then leave the meeting saying that we will NO LONGER DEAL with them over C.P

3 Start contacting other clubs and find out what is on offer

4 GCS will SHHHHHHEEEIT the bed and panic

5 Bailey Humphry becomes ours and if they don't do it C.P Stays

6 C.P GETS Back to GC and beseeches them to do the deal.

7 G.C Fold

NOW THAT IS AGGRESSIVE TAKE NO SHEEEIT NEGOTIATION!

When do I start???

Solid

23 minutes ago, Jack Vineys Anger Manager said:

I got home and saw that Humphries is trending #1 on X. I got excited.......

Turns out it's Isaac Humphries from the Adelaide 36s. Different spelling, but I feel like I just got trolled.

Would the 36ers part with him for picks 7 and 8

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1 hour ago, Sean Balor said:

Maffra a long drive from Melbourne. Wouldn't be making that drive if you weren't a decent chance of getting a deal done. 💎🙏🏻

Recruiters and list management fly all over the country to meet recruits.

Its standard.


54 minutes ago, chookrat said:

Ask Neil what the chances of both Trac staying and us landing Humphreys

Zero

55 minutes ago, chookrat said:

Ask Neil what the chances of both Trac staying and us landing Humphreys

Zero.

I think it’s over (if it ever really began) 😢

Going to spend my weekend watching highlight reels of players tipped to go in the top 15 of the draft 🤣


With 5 days still to go.. some need to be more patient. Most likely going to be the last trade of the final day 😅

4 minutes ago, demoncat said:

I think it’s over (if it ever really began) 😢

Going to spend my weekend watching highlight reels of players tipped to go in the top 15 of the draft 🤣

dovaston and grlj get around it

40 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Recruiters and list management fly all over the country to meet recruits.

Its standard.

Maffra is not standard, or a FIFO town. It is a town you go to for a reason only.

FWIW, do not go there if you have no reason ppls. Trust me.

 

we’re going to have to be hearing strong noises from Humphrey over the weekend I reckon. If GC are adamant he’s going to have to raise the stakes.

This won’t suddenly come to a head on Wednesday. If nothing major over the weekend I’ll start to lose faith.

Come on Bailey. You’ll look ace in the red and blue.


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