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I want corroboration from any of the more reliable sources (twomey or Cleary especially) before I buy too much into this. Xander seems a good bloke but wouldn’t put my house on his sources just yet.

 

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4 minutes ago, Roddog said:

I want corroboration from any of the more reliable sources (twomey or Cleary especially) before I buy too much into this. Xander seems a good bloke but wouldn’t put my house on his sources just yet.

Xander is a good one.

Perhaps this has driven the Clarry decision, we could increase our offers to Flanders and Humphrey and be really really happy fans if it plays out well.

I said it in the other thread and I’ll reiterate it here

Why the [censored] would Humphrey want to come play for us?

We can’t even get Flanders to commit at this stage and his only other suitors are bloody St Kilda and Essendon. Essendon?!!

 

Would love to see this happen, but not sure how many recruitment fights we’ll win with Collingwood and Carlton in the battle

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

I said it in the other thread and I’ll reiterate it here

Why the [censored] would Humphrey want to come play for us?

We can’t even get Flanders to commit at this stage and his only other suitors are bloody St Kilda and Essendon. Essendon?!!

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4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I said it in the other thread and I’ll reiterate it here

Why the [censored] would Humphrey want to come play for us?

We can’t even get Flanders to commit at this stage and his only other suitors are bloody St Kilda and Essendon. Essendon?!!

Humphrey doesn’t want to be a forward, he’s an inside mid. If Petracca goes to Gold Coast his minutes will be cut down in there further again. We’re blowing ours up, there’s a spot there if he wants it with an exciting young group around him. I also think we could offer crazy good money, and more than those other two clubs.


1 minute ago, Young Angus said:

Humphreys and Flanders with King wouldn't be a bad result in all this mess. I wonder if that's the grand plan, or one of them anyway.

I'd be over the moon if we landed Humphrey

I loved his quote when he was interviewed at the airport:

“Yeah happy to be at the Gold Coast Suns… at the moment. See what happens”

I wouldn’t be overly ecstatic if I were a Sun supporter with that level of enthusiasm by Humphrey Bear.


13 minutes ago, Roger Mellie said:

I'd be over the moon if we landed Humphrey

It would turn this so called dismal off season on its head if we could get Humphrey.

I’d liken it to trading a 30 year old Trac and getting a 21 year old Trac in return.

Both players are goal kicking bulls.

6 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

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B. Humphrey has been placed on indefinite mental health leave

(for exposing himself at Crown Casino)

Edited by John Demonic

 

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