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Bailey Humphrey

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I want corroboration from any of the more reliable sources (twomey or Cleary especially) before I buy too much into this. Xander seems a good bloke but wouldnโ€™t put my house on his sources just yet.

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4 minutes ago, Roddog said:

I want corroboration from any of the more reliable sources (twomey or Cleary especially) before I buy too much into this. Xander seems a good bloke but wouldnโ€™t put my house on his sources just yet.

Xander is a good one.

Perhaps this has driven the Clarry decision, we could increase our offers to Flanders and Humphrey and be really really happy fans if it plays out well.

I said it in the other thread and Iโ€™ll reiterate it here

Why the [censored] would Humphrey want to come play for us?

We canโ€™t even get Flanders to commit at this stage and his only other suitors are bloody St Kilda and Essendon. Essendon?!!

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Would love to see this happen, but not sure how many recruitment fights weโ€™ll win with Collingwood and Carlton in the battle

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

I said it in the other thread and Iโ€™ll reiterate it here

Why the [censored] would Humphrey want to come play for us?

We canโ€™t even get Flanders to commit at this stage and his only other suitors are bloody St Kilda and Essendon. Essendon?!!

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4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I said it in the other thread and Iโ€™ll reiterate it here

Why the [censored] would Humphrey want to come play for us?

We canโ€™t even get Flanders to commit at this stage and his only other suitors are bloody St Kilda and Essendon. Essendon?!!

Humphrey doesnโ€™t want to be a forward, heโ€™s an inside mid. If Petracca goes to Gold Coast his minutes will be cut down in there further again. Weโ€™re blowing ours up, thereโ€™s a spot there if he wants it with an exciting young group around him. I also think we could offer crazy good money, and more than those other two clubs.


Humphreys and Flanders with King wouldn't be a bad result in all this mess. I wonder if that's the grand plan, or one of them anyway.

1 minute ago, Young Angus said:

Humphreys and Flanders with King wouldn't be a bad result in all this mess. I wonder if that's the grand plan, or one of them anyway.

I'd be over the moon if we landed Humphrey

I loved his quote when he was interviewed at the airport:

โ€œYeah happy to be at the Gold Coast Sunsโ€ฆ at the moment. See what happensโ€

I wouldnโ€™t be overly ecstatic if I were a Sun supporter with that level of enthusiasm by Humphrey Bear.


13 minutes ago, Roger Mellie said:

I'd be over the moon if we landed Humphrey

It would turn this so called dismal off season on its head if we could get Humphrey.

Iโ€™d liken it to trading a 30 year old Trac and getting a 21 year old Trac in return.

Both players are goal kicking bulls.

6 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

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B. Humphrey has been placed on indefinite mental health leave

(for exposing himself at Crown Casino)

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