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Tim Lamb trying to lure star players and watching our club go to work today

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How does this bloke have a job?

Paying $700k of Oliver’s salary for the next 5 years, plus all the non AFL standard players he has traded in.

SACK HIM NOW. HE WOULD HAVE TO BE THE WORST LIST MANGER IN THE COMP!

Imagine being the saints.

Let’s offer huge dollars to TDK, alir, silvagni

Next minute

Curnow, petracca, Oliver, Merrett, Humphrey all on the table as options

 
10 hours ago, Vineytime said:

How does this bloke have a job?

Paying $700k of Oliver’s salary for the next 5 years, plus all the non AFL standard players he has traded in.

SACK HIM NOW. HE WOULD HAVE TO BE THE WORST LIST MANGER IN THE COMP!

The Tim Lamb resume …

2021 IN Dunstan

2022 IN Grundy Hunter Schache OUT Toby Bedford, Jayden Hunt, Luke Jackson, Sam Weideman

2023 IN Billings McAdam ️ Fullarton OUT Harmes Jordon Grundy

2024 In Sharp️Campbell ️OUT Neale-Bullen

And he’s still employed ?!?!??!?

2 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

The Tim Lamb resume …

2021 IN Dunstan

2022 IN Grundy Hunter Schache OUT Toby Bedford, Jayden Hunt, Luke Jackson, Sam Weideman

2023 IN Billings McAdam ️ Fullarton OUT Harmes Jordon Grundy

2024 In Sharp️Campbell ️OUT Neale-Bullen

And he’s still employed ?!?!??!?

He has a worse CV than Ned Guy from the Magpies and he got moved on quickly after the contract debacles at the Pies. He’s kept our stars by bending over to whatever they wanted. I’m glad Cornes is putting some heat on him.


1 minute ago, Young Angus said:

Why does Tim Lamb still have a job can anyone answer this?

Let’s just hold fire on this until post trade week. He might have been hamstrung under previous regime, and has something cooking in the background

MFC April 2021

MELBOURNE has secured its most prized signature yet, with superstar midfielder Christian Petracca agreeing to a mammoth seven-year deal.

The Demons officially announced the re-signing of Petracca on Wednesday, securing the Brownlow Medal favourite's future with the club until at least the end of the 2029 season.

It takes Petracca out of the free agency picture next year and follows reports strongly linking the supremely talented 25-year-old with a potential future move to Collingwood.

"Christian will now be a Melbourne player for life and our members and supporters can look forward to cheering him on through what we are sure will be the best years of his career," the club's list boss, Tim Lamb, said.

"Over the past couple of seasons, Christian has established himself as one of the competition's elite players and we are confident his best is still to come.

"To turn his back on free agency, and what would have undoubtedly been significant offers from other clubs, is a testament to his character and shows how much he loves this club, his teammates, coaches and the environment we have worked so hard to create.

"It is an exciting time to be a part of the club and Christian has been unwavering in his commitment to being part of the journey we are on. 

"He is focused on helping lead us to where we want to get to, and we can’t wait to see what he can produce in the red and blue for many more years to come."

 

MFC June 2022

MELBOURNE has ensured one of its best players will be a Demon for life, moving early to secure gun midfielder Clayton Oliver to a monster seven-year contract extension on Thursday.

The deal, which is tipped to be worth around $7 million, will ensure Oliver will remain at Melbourne until at least 2030.Oliver will now be at Melbourne until the age of 33, having already emerged as one of the club's most valuable players on his way to three best and fairests, two All-Australian blazers and a premiership last season.

As one of the best players in the competition, we are delighted that Clayton has turned his back on free agency and chosen to commit to the club. It shows the faith he has in our playing group and coaches and it is huge endorsement of the culture we have built under Simon," Melbourne list boss Tim Lamb said.

"Clayton is an elite midfielder who has shown incredible consistency over his career, highlighted by the three Bluey Truscott Trophies already to his name. He is loved and respected by his teammates and coaches and is a key pillar of our ambitions to achieve sustained success.

"Clarry’s ability to perform at an extremely high level week after week is a direct reflection of the amount of work and effort he puts into his training. His training standards are reflected in his performance come game time.

"At only 24 years of age, we are excited to see what Clayton can achieve in the future and we know our members and supporters will love watching him perform in the red and blue for the rest of his career."

2 hours ago, Young Angus said:

Why does Tim Lamb still have a job can anyone answer this?

No idea. Anyone with his run sheet would have been long gone from most clubs by now !!!


Frankly the deals signed by both Petracca and Oliver and agreed to by the club were absolutely disgraceful, both in length and dollar value. At the very least there should have been a performance element attached.

Hawthorn, Richmond, Geelong and Brisbane remained in contention for years by ensuring that key players were well paid, but not excessively paid, to ensure that they could keep their premiership lists together and add additional talent.

Lamb caved to the ridiculous demands of these players and their managers and has left us with a horrible mess to clean up. I don't think the Pickett and Viney deals are any better to be honest.

He is the last person on the planet that I would trust to fix the situation that we currently find ourselves in.

List Manager Tim Lamb said it was a good opportunity to sit down with Oliver alongside new Senior Coach Steven King and outline the club’s plans.

“Today was a good chance to sit down with Clayton and share how Steven and the coaches see the game being played, and where the opportunities lie for him,” Lamb said.

“We were upfront with Clayton around the role he is likely to play next season and the need for him to develop his craft beyond the midfield to have his biggest impact within the team.

“It was honest and respectful, and Clayton is now clear on what we see his role being next year, and how we think he can best contribute.

“Clayton is contracted for another five years. If he wants to explore his options in the upcoming AFL Trade Period, we will respect that. Should he remain in the red and blue, we will of course continue to support and embrace him as part of our club.”

But I’m not sure Clarry saw it as still being a place to support and embrace him

Goodwin should have dropped more of their senior players for underperforming. If Clayton was one those players dropped , it may have been a wake up call.

Imagine if Clayton began next season in the two's , the crowd would be enormous!!!!!. However I cannot see this happening as he will bend the knee by doing what is expected.

Lamby’s doing ok- comes into focus this time each year, and gets a lot of stick for what he and the team do. Considering that the proof is never there until the fat lady sings (McAdam, etc) and we are changing our game style, i give him my support to get to work and make magic happen.

We were all rapt when Kozzy was resigned, if he wants to leave in a couple of years, is that Lamby’s failure, Kingy’s, Kozzy’s or the universe?

You can only by the stuff that is on sale. Most of what we bought over the last few years did not really cost us much, (2nd round picks). The players who have exited - how is that lamb’s doing?


On 03/10/2025 at 10:08, Gawn's Beard said:

Let’s just hold fire on this until post trade week. He might have been hamstrung under previous regime, and has something cooking in the background

I would say the only thing that has hamstrung him, is his own incompetence. Should have been the first person sacked.

I do think this should be Tim Lambs last trade period, some of the things he has done (and hasn't done) has been an absolute failure on the club. Get on the lookout for the next best list manager we can find as part of the clean out.

On 03/10/2025 at 13:15, poita said:

Frankly the deals signed by both Petracca and Oliver and agreed to by the club were absolutely disgraceful, both in length and dollar value. At the very least there should have been a performance element attached.

Hawthorn, Richmond, Geelong and Brisbane remained in contention for years by ensuring that key players were well paid, but not excessively paid, to ensure that they could keep their premiership lists together and add additional talent.

Lamb caved to the ridiculous demands of these players and their managers and has left us with a horrible mess to clean up. I don't think the Pickett and Viney deals are any better to be honest.

He is the last person on the planet that I would trust to fix the situation that we currently find ourselves in.

I agree we caved in. the tail was wagging the dog. noone predicted the drop off by both players, but Oliver especially was a poor kick even at his best and can only play midfield, so it was too big a contract.

On 03/10/2025 at 10:06, Young Angus said:

Why does Tim Lamb still have a job can anyone answer this?

A great question. He is clearly no longer the ideal person to be list manager. Move him on before he does even further damage and our stay at the bottom of the ladder is longer than necessary. We’ll end up like WCE if he stays on.

1 hour ago, ANG13 said:

I would say the only thing that has hamstrung him, is his own incompetence. Should have been the first person sacked.

Him and Richardson


36 minutes ago, Bay Riffin said:

I agree we caved in. the tail was wagging the dog. noone predicted the drop off by both players, but Oliver especially was a poor kick even at his best and can only play midfield, so it was too big a contract.

the other issue with Clarry's contract is his Behavorial issues were well known so at the least there should have been some good behaviour clauses to protect the club.

On 03/10/2025 at 13:15, poita said:

Frankly the deals signed by both Petracca and Oliver and agreed to by the club were absolutely disgraceful, both in length and dollar value. At the very least there should have been a performance element attached.

Hawthorn, Richmond, Geelong and Brisbane remained in contention for years by ensuring that key players were well paid, but not excessively paid, to ensure that they could keep their premiership lists together and add additional talent.

Lamb caved to the ridiculous demands of these players and their managers and has left us with a horrible mess to clean up. I don't think the Pickett and Viney deals are any better to be honest.

He is the last person on the planet that I would trust to fix the situation that we currently find ourselves in.

Its easy to say this in retrospect but the deals signed were on the basis that our window was well open and to keep pur core group of players together for the next 5 years. In round 23 2023 we were well positioned for another tilt at the flag but Melkshams ACL followed by Maynards hit on Brayshaw culminated in close finals losses to Collingwood and Carlton. This occured at the same time as problems with May, Oliver and Smith's behaviour and the pressure built.

The long term deals were to keep our window open and ensure other teams could not throw godfather money at our stars. The long term contracts were not provide security if a player became unhappy or had significant behavioural issues.

I don't know if it's click bait but apparently Zak Butters wants to come back to Victoria. If Lamb landed him he would go from the slaughter to list management genius and we wouldn't have to worry about who will captain after Max. I'm hopeful but doubtful we can pull it off. Please footballing Gods shine on us for once

 
5 hours ago, Wrecker46 said:

I don't know if it's click bait but apparently Zak Butters wants to come back to Victoria. If Lamb landed him he would go from the slaughter to list management genius and we wouldn't have to worry about who will captain after Max. I'm hopeful but doubtful we can pull it off. Please footballing Gods shine on us for once

Only good thing about Butters maybe being available as a "Pre-agent" it might distract some people away from B Humphrey

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