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My 3 word player analysis V Collingwood

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Gawn - sealed all Australian

May - say goodbye Steven

Petracca - disappointed in clutch

Oliver - finally regained form

Salem - season best game

Langford - continued to impress

Bowey - classy and important

Fritsch - disappeared when needed

Viney - regularly butchered disposals

Rivers - stepped up Impressively

Pickett - better second half

Turner - rarely noticed again

Chandler - little to enthuse

Melksham - had some moments

van Rooyen - often looked amateurish

McVee - seldom looked interested

McDonald - strong and reliable

Howes - poor under pressure

Sparrow - fumbled vital chances

Petty - played little part

Culley - will be better

Langdon - had limited involvement

Sharp - had no impact

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Van rooyen - some crazy moments

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Agreed with some

Disagreed with others

Thanks Joeboy

4 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - sealed all Australian

May - say goodbye Steven

Petracca - disappointed in clutch

Oliver - finally regained form

Salem - season best game

Langford - continued to impress

Bowey - classy and important

Fritsch - disappeared when needed

Viney - regularly butchered disposals

Rivers - stepped up Impressively

Pickett - better second half

Turner - rarely noticed again

Chandler - little to enthuse

Melksham - had some moments

van Rooyen - often looked amateurish

McVee - seldom looked interested

McDonald - strong and reliable

Howes - poor under pressure

Sparrow - fumbled vital chances

Petty - played little part

Culley - will be better

Langdon - had limited involvement

Sharp - had no impact

Saying season best season for Salem is funny, can’t have much worse games with his season being rubbish.


Dunno why it took until the very last game of the season for Roo and Petty to start flying at every contest...

3 word summary of entire team - FORWARD LINE CONNECTION!!

There was at least 3 or 4 kicks into the forward line that, if they had hit their target, and that player kicked a goal, the Demons could of won!

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1 hour ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Saying season best season for Salem is funny, can’t have much worse games with his season being rubbish.

Salem's disposals were accurate and well-judged, and far better than those of some of his teammates.


Thanks ' @joeboy ', for another season of 3 words.

Always the first thing and often the only thing I read after a game.

Much appreciated mate...

Bit harsh on Langdon. I barely noticed Nick Daicos apart from the flopping.

3 hours ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - sealed all Australian

May - say goodbye Steven

Petracca - disappointed in clutch

Oliver - finally regained form

Salem - season best game

Langford - continued to impress

Bowey - classy and important

Fritsch - disappeared when needed

Viney - regularly butchered disposals

Rivers - stepped up Impressively

Pickett - better second half

Turner - rarely noticed again

Chandler - little to enthuse

Melksham - had some moments

van Rooyen - often looked amateurish

McVee - seldom looked interested

McDonald - strong and reliable

Howes - poor under pressure

Sparrow - fumbled vital chances

Petty - played little part

Culley - will be better

Langdon - had limited involvement

Sharp - had no impact

Mc Vee... out the door!

Petty...Not a forward

Edited by picket fence

10 hours ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Saying season best season for Salem is funny, can’t have much worse games with his season being rubbish.

How can an enthusiastic observer be so unobservant?

Should Have Won


9 hours ago, Dee-tonator said:

Salem's disposals were accurate and well-judged, and far better than those of some of his teammates.

Yeh. For one game. Season I’m sure he’d want to forget.

11 hours ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - sealed all Australian

May - say goodbye Steven

Petracca - disappointed in clutch

Oliver - finally regained form

Salem - season best game

Langford - continued to impress

Bowey - classy and important

Fritsch - disappeared when needed

Viney - regularly butchered disposals

Rivers - stepped up Impressively

Pickett - better second half

Turner - rarely noticed again

Chandler - little to enthuse

Melksham - had some moments

van Rooyen - often looked amateurish

McVee - seldom looked interested

McDonald - strong and reliable

Howes - poor under pressure

Sparrow - fumbled vital chances

Petty - played little part

Culley - will be better

Langdon - had limited involvement

Sharp - had no impact

Rivers Deer In Headlight

Does all the good things then doesn't know what to do,stops props indecisive equals turnover

Joeboy… very much appreciated šŸ’•

The first thing I do on the train/plane home every week is read your analyses, it’s a must.

I especially understand what it’s like to submit regular posts only to at times be savaged, so please know you are muchly appreciated!

See you in ā€˜26 aka our annus mirabilis. šŸ˜‰

Thank you Joe for once again this year giving us your player review after each match. I hope you will front up again in 2026. Demonland without you would be a serious loss. A parting comment on your last player ā€œ dull as alwaysā€ why he keeps getting games is beyond me.


4 hours ago, old dee said:

Thank you Joe for once again this year giving us your player review after each match. I hope you will front up again in 2026. Demonland without you would be a serious loss. A parting comment on your last player ā€œ dull as alwaysā€ why he keeps getting games is beyond me.

Well to be blunt, Sharp is....

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Well to be blunt, Sharp is....

Very!

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11 hours ago, Kent said:

Rivers Deer In Headlight

Does all the good things then doesn't know what to do,stops props indecisive equals turnover

I thought Rivers was really good ,still plenty of upside, only criticism and he isn't the only one would be lowering his eyes when going inside 50


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