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My 3 word player analysis V Collingwood

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Gawn - sealed all Australian

May - say goodbye Steven

Petracca - disappointed in clutch

Oliver - finally regained form

Salem - season best game

Langford - continued to impress

Bowey - classy and important

Fritsch - disappeared when needed

Viney - regularly butchered disposals

Rivers - stepped up Impressively

Pickett - better second half

Turner - rarely noticed again

Chandler - little to enthuse

Melksham - had some moments

van Rooyen - often looked amateurish

McVee - seldom looked interested

McDonald - strong and reliable

Howes - poor under pressure

Sparrow - fumbled vital chances

Petty - played little part

Culley - will be better

Langdon - had limited involvement

Sharp - had no impact

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    Agreed with some

    Disagreed with others

    Thanks Joeboy

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    4 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - sealed all Australian

    May - say goodbye Steven

    Petracca - disappointed in clutch

    Oliver - finally regained form

    Salem - season best game

    Langford - continued to impress

    Bowey - classy and important

    Fritsch - disappeared when needed

    Viney - regularly butchered disposals

    Rivers - stepped up Impressively

    Pickett - better second half

    Turner - rarely noticed again

    Chandler - little to enthuse

    Melksham - had some moments

    van Rooyen - often looked amateurish

    McVee - seldom looked interested

    McDonald - strong and reliable

    Howes - poor under pressure

    Sparrow - fumbled vital chances

    Petty - played little part

    Culley - will be better

    Langdon - had limited involvement

    Sharp - had no impact

    Saying season best season for Salem is funny, can’t have much worse games with his season being rubbish.

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    Dunno why it took until the very last game of the season for Roo and Petty to start flying at every contest...

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    3 word summary of entire team - FORWARD LINE CONNECTION!!

    There was at least 3 or 4 kicks into the forward line that, if they had hit their target, and that player kicked a goal, the Demons could of won!

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    1 hour ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

    Saying season best season for Salem is funny, can’t have much worse games with his season being rubbish.

    Salem's disposals were accurate and well-judged, and far better than those of some of his teammates.

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    Thanks ' @joeboy ', for another season of 3 words.

    Always the first thing and often the only thing I read after a game.

    Much appreciated mate...

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    3 hours ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - sealed all Australian

    May - say goodbye Steven

    Petracca - disappointed in clutch

    Oliver - finally regained form

    Salem - season best game

    Langford - continued to impress

    Bowey - classy and important

    Fritsch - disappeared when needed

    Viney - regularly butchered disposals

    Rivers - stepped up Impressively

    Pickett - better second half

    Turner - rarely noticed again

    Chandler - little to enthuse

    Melksham - had some moments

    van Rooyen - often looked amateurish

    McVee - seldom looked interested

    McDonald - strong and reliable

    Howes - poor under pressure

    Sparrow - fumbled vital chances

    Petty - played little part

    Culley - will be better

    Langdon - had limited involvement

    Sharp - had no impact

    Mc Vee... out the door!

    Petty...Not a forward

    Edited by picket fence

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    10 hours ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

    Saying season best season for Salem is funny, can’t have much worse games with his season being rubbish.

    How can an enthusiastic observer be so unobservant?

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    Should Have Won

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    9 hours ago, Dee-tonator said:

    Salem's disposals were accurate and well-judged, and far better than those of some of his teammates.

    Yeh. For one game. Season I’m sure he’d want to forget.

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    11 hours ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - sealed all Australian

    May - say goodbye Steven

    Petracca - disappointed in clutch

    Oliver - finally regained form

    Salem - season best game

    Langford - continued to impress

    Bowey - classy and important

    Fritsch - disappeared when needed

    Viney - regularly butchered disposals

    Rivers - stepped up Impressively

    Pickett - better second half

    Turner - rarely noticed again

    Chandler - little to enthuse

    Melksham - had some moments

    van Rooyen - often looked amateurish

    McVee - seldom looked interested

    McDonald - strong and reliable

    Howes - poor under pressure

    Sparrow - fumbled vital chances

    Petty - played little part

    Culley - will be better

    Langdon - had limited involvement

    Sharp - had no impact

    Rivers Deer In Headlight

    Does all the good things then doesn't know what to do,stops props indecisive equals turnover

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    Joeboy… very much appreciated 💕

    The first thing I do on the train/plane home every week is read your analyses, it’s a must.

    I especially understand what it’s like to submit regular posts only to at times be savaged, so please know you are muchly appreciated!

    See you in ‘26 aka our annus mirabilis. 😉

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    Thank you Joe for once again this year giving us your player review after each match. I hope you will front up again in 2026. Demonland without you would be a serious loss. A parting comment on your last player “ dull as always” why he keeps getting games is beyond me.

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    4 hours ago, old dee said:

    Thank you Joe for once again this year giving us your player review after each match. I hope you will front up again in 2026. Demonland without you would be a serious loss. A parting comment on your last player “ dull as always” why he keeps getting games is beyond me.

    Well to be blunt, Sharp is....

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    11 hours ago, Kent said:

    Rivers Deer In Headlight

    Does all the good things then doesn't know what to do,stops props indecisive equals turnover

    I thought Rivers was really good ,still plenty of upside, only criticism and he isn't the only one would be lowering his eyes when going inside 50

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