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POSTGAME: Rd 23 vs Hawthorn

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Bloody chandler and his inappropriate and insecure hand gestures cost us that game.

Not bad, we beat Gunstan by 10 points!!

Take

That

Gunstan

Anyway, is it (the pain) over yet?

Good luck attracting (good) coaches with that crapola!

 

40+ punters be disappointed

Kosi swapping jumpers with Bruest is strange. Is he also retiring? 😂

This game was hot garbage. Zero stars.


Do the players feel embarrassed at their performances? Like that was pathetic.

One of the worst 36 point losses I've ever seen. Could have been so much more than that.

 

Could and probably should have been a 80+ spanking

Horrible performance

For my 3000th post, I just wanna say:

YUCK. 🤮


Hawks chasing percentage for top 4. We kick the last 3… at least we don’t have to suffer through that and give it back for a change.. 🤪

Some hawks fans are angry. 😂

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We would have won if the quarter was a bit longer, given our magnificent comeback at the end. Bloody cheating timekeepers.

All I’m gonna say is thank god the Dees Girls are back

6 goal loss isn't so bad in the end.

Just can't believe we won the inside 50 count.

Many many players disappointed today


2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Bruest swapping jumpers with Koz is class.

good on him, showing respect for Bruest

Hawks well off the boil after the first quarter and we couldnt get close, rancid game.


The opening goal gifted to the hawks was a disgrace. All the players said it was touched. But no camera angle

Fix this miss you morons at the AFL

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Surely Goody gets the sack after that performance.

I feel like I’ve gone back in time 10 years.

When Roos took over the team his focus was on defence. We had the best defensive system for a few years and we trashed it.

In the best part of 5 decades I’ve come to learn the dangers of “group think”. In this case, I think we got sucked in to the “group think” of fast transition football being the new way, as if it hadn’t been tried before. We got sucked in, by that I mean the coaches got sucked in, changed our game plan and this is where we’re at. We finished top 4 in 2023… Crazy.

Our defence is a shadow of what it used to be. We have the players to be able to execute the structure. Time to bring it back I say. Better to go out in straight sets again then watch this rubbish.


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