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1 minute ago, dpositive said:

Its the vibe.

Mabo it is, mabo it isn't...

 
2 hours ago, Go Ds said:

Support by the miserable sods that ended up on Demonland?

Please don't call me a sod.

2 hours ago, KozzyCan said:

Robert Walls predicted the Eagles to collect the spoon in 2018.

If he were Jeff Kennett he would take credit for motivating Adam Simpson to prove him wrong.

 
16 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Right? The posters calling for his sacking got what they so badly wanted yet they continue to disparage him. But I suppose it’s to be expected on this site. I’m just wondering when it will taper off, if ever.

Idk who our next coach will be but already I feel sorry for him.

Hey Ghosty - FWIW, this site is pretty tame compared to others. so you can image how toxic they are!

7 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Hey Ghosty - FWIW, this site is pretty tame compared to others. so you can image how toxic they are!

Which is why I steer clear of those other sites.

I recently asked a DL-er who’s been on here way longer than I have if this site has ever been worse than it is now. He said during the dark times (Neeld era etc.) it was very bad but in terms of personal attacks, sniping at one another and just generally being a nasty person, now is an all-time high.


56 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Mabo it is, mabo it isn't...

I love Dennis Denuto as my new nom-de-plume. Perfect vibe for 'Land. Why? Well, let’s face it — clueless, inept, and prone to making things up on the spot pretty much sums up the many posting styles on Demonland. Denuto may not win many cases, but he’s loyal, well-meaning, and always ready to argue “the vibe,” even when he hasn’t quite read the fine print. It feels like a perfect fit.

Now, on to the big one — Goodwin’s sacking.

Look, I mean, I don’t want to get all technical here, but it’s just… wrong. It’s the vibe. It’s the list, it’s the culture, it’s the synergy, it’s the… the magnets on the whiteboard. It’s Mabo. It’s justice. And yeah, maybe Goody didn’t always get the structures right, but you don’t just boot the bloke because of a bad vibe. Or do you? Anyway… the point is: I rest my case.

3 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Which is why I steer clear of those other sites.

I recently asked a DL-er who’s been on here way longer than I have if this site has ever been worse than it is now. He said during the dark times (Neeld era etc.) it was very bad but in terms of personal attacks, sniping at one another and just generally being a nasty person, now is an all-time high.

Me too. 'Land is the least insane place to hang. So well done andy @Demonland .

2 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

I would say they haven’t.

Wanna go around in circles some more?

Yet you still come back every day for more....

🤣

 

Social media is going downhill badly. X (Twitter) in particular is unbearable. Free speech, as Musk thinks it is, is just full of the stupid people believing stupid things. It's all negative too and of course everyone having a go at everyone and everything.

Facebook is all about blaming the council for everything.

Humans have a negativity bias where individuals tend to focus more on negative information and experiences than positive ones.

Demonland is very good in comparison, though personal attacks, in any form are completely unacceptable and unnecessary.

Treat others how you would like to be treated.

4 hours ago, Go Ds said:

How about the premiership coach who potentially thinks Melbourne can win the whole thing next year?!

Which one? The dial-a-quote based in Hawaii?


2 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Please don't call me a sod.

It's all good, mate. I don't know much about you but there are plenty on here who are only happy when they've got something to complain about.

2 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

I love Dennis Denuto as my new nom-de-plume. Perfect vibe for 'Land. Why? Well, let’s face it — clueless, inept, and prone to making things up on the spot pretty much sums up the many posting styles on Demonland. Denuto may not win many cases, but he’s loyal, well-meaning, and always ready to argue “the vibe,” even when he hasn’t quite read the fine print. It feels like a perfect fit.

Now, on to the big one — Goodwin’s sacking.

Look, I mean, I don’t want to get all technical here, but it’s just… wrong. It’s the vibe. It’s the list, it’s the culture, it’s the synergy, it’s the… the magnets on the whiteboard. It’s Mabo. It’s justice. And yeah, maybe Goody didn’t always get the structures right, but you don’t just boot the bloke because of a bad vibe. Or do you? Anyway… the point is: I rest my case.

"Denuto may not win many cases, but he’s loyal, well-meaning, and always ready to argue “the vibe,” even when he hasn’t quite read the fine print." If only he could get that printer to work!🙂

3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Mabo it is, mabo it isn't...

It's the only constitution we've got.

44 minutes ago, goodwindees said:

I’m hearing that the Swans are talking to Simon about a Senior Assistant role and there is genuine interest.

that was on one of the shows / podcasts yesterday too; interest from both sydney-based clubs due to goodwin's wife being based up there

bloods went into 2025 a coach short, so will be looking to beef up their footy department


I’d read something about GWS in the media,but this mail comes directly from a Sydney assistant coach that thinks it will happen.

1 hour ago, layzie said:

I would bank it that he'll be working for one of those clubs in the near future.

Tough call for him between moving to be with his wife and leaving his kids.

You'd assume it happens sooner rather than later

2 hours ago, Deez21 said:

Tough call for him between moving to be with his wife and leaving his kids.

You'd assume it happens sooner rather than later

Definitely a tough call, his son is around 17?

Hope it all works out for them.

Edited by layzie


Radford going opens some soft cap space for a new assistant coach!

3 minutes ago, Heart Beats True said:

Another one goes to West Coke.

A guarantee we will recruit a new senior midfield and strategy coach, very good news IMO

On 20/08/2025 at 13:07, kurtneverdied said:

Free speech, as Musk thinks it is, is just full of the stupid people believing stupid things.

For example; people believing that Kurt never died.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 
23 hours ago, goodwindees said:

I’m hearing that the Swans are talking to Simon about a Senior Assistant role and there is genuine interest.

Spoke to a very well connected Swans supporter this morning who said that too.

Swans regard Goody as a very good “Strategist”

2 hours ago, Dingo said:

Spoke to a very well connected Swans supporter this morning who said that too.

Swans regard Goody as a very good “Strategist”

This cannot be accurate. The Demonland brains trust and this very thread says so.


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