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GAMEDAY: Rd 19 vs Carlton

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It's like Salem and Bowey are TRYING to find bad options. Just take a breath fellas.

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    Embarrassing to let this joke of a team that can’t beat a wet paper bag carry on like they’ve won a flag. Disgusting

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    F%$@@ng pathetic. Thats disgusting

    Another [censored] free kick

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    Our kicking and decision making. How we can continue to lack composure and replicate poor awareness is gut wrenching. Our unforced error and turnover numbers must be on world record pace.


    Sinking mfcss feeling here

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    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    Embarrassing to let this joke of a team that can’t beat a wet paper bag carry on like they’ve won a flag. Disgusting

    Yet, our club doesn’t call up 393 and SEN, we just accept it. At least Carlton fans care enough to be annoyed by their failures. We just expect it and the club does sweet FA to listen.


    8 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

    Watching footy is excruciating these days. We've entered the realm of sports entertainment where everyone is waiting to see how umpires interpret rules and it feels like outcomes are fixed. I'm not even complaining about Melbourne games - all AFL games feel wrong these days.

    Maybe I'm just getting old and cynical, but I've watched 1000s of games and the game has never been worse.

    This!

    Stand!

    50m!

    What?! You’re arguing?! 1000m penalty !!!

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    26-16 cutrently

    And a lot of [censored] frees in there for then

    The change in umpiring has resulted since May’s bump!

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    We are not being given a fair crack at this. Classic corrupt AFL.

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    5 minutes ago, Unqualified opinion said:

    Max hasn’t had a marking contest without being engaged prior. The rules are mental.

    The club is [censored] hopeless

    Mute in the media

    For ages

    But especially for Gus

    I will never ever give them my money again until they [censored] muscle up

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    I didn’t get too excited last week And I feel Vindicated now.

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