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WTF - a 5 meter pass to Cripps - mark. Cripps misses the shot - 50 meters goal.

I guess the maggots have already given him 3 votes 😡

 

Geez I’d love a Logan Morris at the Dees


Brisbane can play some unbelievable football. Their tackling has been great to watch tonight.

Carlton miss a point. Lons straight down and goal. That says it all. Cripps must be one of the most over rated players out there tonight.

 

Not a lot of situational awareness, twice, by Blues’ defenders.


5 minutes ago, At Least I Saw a Flag said:

Bad kicking is bad football.

Don't we know it!

Umpires totally clueless and confused. Short kick…one calls mark, another calls play on! Who knows?

Then Bear tackled and kicks immediately … free Carlton.

And, by the way, I haven’t heard any commentary re the masses of empty says on the opposite TV side of the ground

Edited by monoccular

Vossy looking very forlorn. his days are well and truly numbered

still, if he's still interested in coaching, I'd like to give him responsibility for our midfield next year. did a good job with Port in that role.


Woooow Weeee, BT giving it to Cornes in the commentary box. It seems even his colleague’s don’t like his negative point of view either.

I’ve been hearing Hodge counteract Kane many times all year as well….,

1 hour ago, ANG13 said:

Brisbane can play some unbelievable football. Their tackling has been great to watch tonight.

Got the feeling they'll come home with a wet sail going into the finals

The average losing score across the last 5 Thursday night games is 50 points. Tonight’s was actually the closest.

Horrible way to start each round in what is already the least competitive season in years, with 9 teams out of finals contention by round 17.

24 minutes ago, layzie said:

Thanks Carlton for once again giving us nothing to watch.

Surely watching Carlton lose is better than watching Collingwood win.


Anyone dreading next week when Carlton break their losing run?

7 hours ago, deegirl said:

Anyone dreading next week when Carlton break their losing run?

And nothing surer than Curnow breaking his goal drought in the first minute of next week to get the crowd on their feet.

 
7 hours ago, deegirl said:

Anyone dreading next week when Carlton break their losing run?

2 bald men fighting over a comb

9 hours ago, deegirl said:

Anyone dreading next week when Carlton break their losing run?

Doesn’t help us that they’ll have a 9 day break compared to our 6 (this sort of fixturing is surely avoidable and has to stop).

But yes, next week has a Carlton win written all over it.


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