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NON-MFC: Round 17

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5 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

You'll have to forgive old sad sack. Every post is either a lament, a whinge or a criticism.

you’ve summarised that to a ‘t’

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    3 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

    Does Voss survive tonight if this blows out to 100pts

    He must be on some pretty shaky ground. Blues have imploded in the last 10 mins.

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    Extraordinary every time the Pies go forward it’s to Elliot so how does he get separation from one, should be two defenders, time after time? Are there any real shutdown defenders playing AFL footy anymore?

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    Cripps has been poor this year

    Can’t see him getting more than 42 Brownlow votes

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    Elliot is 5 foot 9

    amazing player

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    Pies are humming.

    Unfortunately they're bloody good to watch.

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    18 minutes ago, praha said:

    McRae has seriously got Collingwood playing like Richmond circa 2018-2020. Just look miles ahead of anyone. Vulnerable yet intimidating at the same time. They definitely have at least 1 more flag in them. Their recruitment particular in the forward line has been sublime. And they got Dan Houston who was being handed to us on a silver platter.

    They would have lost 2-3 times in the last month, had they not played us, St Kilda and West Coast. They had their lull of the season coincide with the soft part of their fixture.

    Right now they’re unbackable flag favourites, although a prelim against Brisbane will be interesting.

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    5 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

    Does Voss survive tonight if this blows out to 100pts

    Good question, has to be a chance of getting the sack if it’s 100 plus.

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    The pies forward efficiency is sickening to watch. I'm used to 8 goals 16 behinds...not the inverse.

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    52 minutes ago, Nietaphart said:

    They always play to advantage. If it be taps to players when they can’t win the ball, kicks in front of a player to run onto the ball.

    They have a symmetry all other teams do not have. Their vision and understanding of the game and their system is incredibly impressive

    GWS at full strength can match h the Pies for mine. Although sitting ninth on the ladder and not quite putting the Eagles to the sword just yet they are the only team this year to beat the Lions (Gabba), Cats (GMBHA) and Pies at home.

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    9 minutes ago, BDA said:

    pies are depressingly great to watch

    They just Do

    Other teams think about it

    This is a system with connections and it certainly didn’t take them 3 years to learn it

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    It could always be worse. I could barrack for Carlton. ………

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    15 minutes ago, jaydenh10 said:

    nick is such a 🐈, would have loved to see him in the 90's and 80's he wouldn't last long

    It’s amazing no one muscles up on him

    Rrrrrrrreally makes him earn it with some rolleD gold niggle

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    1 hour ago, jackaub said:

    Until tonight I thought we had some overvalued players

    Cripps Curnow heaven help Carlton

    Carlton going nowhere at the moment

    The great thing about Collingwood Jack (and I hate them), is not only do they play great football, they are lead by competent people who have a strong value toward diversity. The Pies are leaders in supporting homeless youth and are a big part of giving back to those who are less fortunate, including other minority groups. The Pink Pies group is a very much loved and supported group within their club.

    Maybe Carlton should take their lead and the Dee’s connect more with the Reach Program. Success breeds success.

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    From “can you smell what we are cooking” and “they know we are coming” from 10 years ago to now praising little things like hoping a kid will play 200+ games. What a bunch of [censored]s 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    I love seeing them continually embarrassed on prime time.

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    How was that not deliberate

    12 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

    It’s amazing no one muscles up on him

    Rrrrrrrreally makes him earn it with some rolleD gold niggle

    He’s protected if you try and get rough with him the umps will ping you … wasn’t a problem when they were a ragging Gawn, Trac and Oliver. But because it’s Nick, can’t have it.

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    that was a stroll in the park for the pies

    i think we are seeing the death rattle of the Voss tenure. he won't last much longer

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    i was wondering all game who the bald guy for the pies was. didn't realise it was tom Mitchell

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