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My 3 word player analysis V GC

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Melksham - our only winner

Petracca - disposal was amateurish

Gawn - had negligible influence

Viney - tried but limited

Pickett - great last quarter

Bowey - tried but overwhelmed

Rivers - loose and disinterested

Turner - strong first half

Langford - needed longer break

Oliver - just a shadow

Chandler - irrelevant and uninvolved

Fritsch - seemingly without heart

Sparrow - another nothing game

McVee - little influence again

Petty - was actually missed

Langdon - not a tagger

Tholstrup - a year away

May - career is fading

Sharp - little to offer

Salem - regularly slowed momentum

Jefferson - two years away

Howes - unsighted before injury

Lindsay - shown no growth

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    Sparrow - Looks like Tarzan

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    Umpires - doing HQs job

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    Oliver - WWF Mankind cosplay

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    You’ve given two players a positive review (of sorts) and yet we had two players less for most of the game and went down by four goals. Genuinely clueless assessments

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    8 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

    You’ve given two players a positive review (of sorts) and yet we had two players less for most of the game and went down by four goals. Genuinely clueless assessments

    Ridiculous comment.

    We all know, but you, we were lucky not to lose by 15 goals.

    Present your 3 word analysis to show me where I misjudged

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    Everyone to their own opinion But we had a miserably poor 1st quarter and looked like we would go down by 60+ points, we hit the post twice and Milkshake missed at least two that he would normally swallow and we went down by 19 points to a top 8 side that was aided and abetted by the umpiring fraternity. Plus we were two down.????

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    21 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

    You’ve given two players a positive review (of sorts) and yet we had two players less for most of the game and went down by four goals. Genuinely clueless assessments

    Yes I think you are right. Every week this thread gets more emotional and worse. It's more of an insight into the posters fragility than a reflection. It used to be quite interesting.

    Edited by Wizard of Koz

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    5 minutes ago, Wizard of Koz said:

    Yes I think you are right. Every week this thread gets more emotional and worse. It's more of an insight into the posters fragility than a reflection. It used to be quite interesting.

    Well if I were paid more to produce this thread each week then perhaps I’d present more positive reviews.

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    34 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

    You’ve given two players a positive review (of sorts) and yet we had two players less for most of the game and went down by four goals. Genuinely clueless assessments

    Wrong he nailed it !

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    18 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Ridiculous comment.

    We all know, but you, we were lucky not to lose by 15 goals.

    Present your 3 word analysis to show me where I misjudged

    Sure:

    Fritsch - tackles and goals

    Rivers - 27 possessions. Disinterested?

    Sharp - (sub) provided some spark

    Langford - continues to grow

    Bowey - beat direct opponent

    Jefferson - started slowly. Glimpses

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    2 minutes ago, 640MD said:

    Wrong he nailed it !

    Beg to differ

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    1 minute ago, Return to Glory said:

    Sure:

    Fritsch - tackles and goals

    Rivers - 27 possessions. Disinterested?

    Sharp - (sub) provided some spark

    Langford - continues to grow

    Bowey - beat direct opponent

    Jefferson - started slowly. Glimpses

    Exactly🤦‍♂️

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    1 hour ago, joeboy said:

    Melksham - our only winner

    Petracca - disposal was amateurish

    Gawn - had negligible influence

    Viney - tried but limited

    Pickett - great last quarter

    Bowey - tried but overwhelmed

    Rivers - loose and disinterested

    Turner - strong first half

    Langford - needed longer break

    Oliver - just a shadow

    Chandler - irrelevant and uninvolved

    Fritsch - seemingly without heart

    Sparrow - another nothing game

    McVee - little influence again

    Petty - was actually missed

    Langdon - not a tagger

    Tholstrup - a year away

    May - career is fading

    Sharp - little to offer

    Salem - regularly slowed momentum

    Jefferson - two years away

    Howes - unsighted before injury

    Lindsay - shown no growth

    Salem

    Lever

    Oliver

    Some big stars that no longer are.

    Sparrow never was.

    Tracca plays some iffy games.

    Petty not a fwd. Fritta comes and goes so apart from Melksham turning up we don't have a fwd line.

    This team is unrecognisable to the one that won a flag. It's interesting because there are still quite a few of them still there. At least a dozen. And they're not all old.

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    17 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Well if I were paid more to produce this thread each week then perhaps I’d present more positive reviews.

    Come on you can do better than that. "Money improves reviews"

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    1 hour ago, joeboy said:

    Melksham - our only winner

    Petracca - disposal was amateurish

    Gawn - had negligible influence

    Viney - tried but limited

    Pickett - great last quarter

    Bowey - tried but overwhelmed

    Rivers - loose and disinterested

    Turner - strong first half

    Langford - needed longer break

    Oliver - just a shadow

    Chandler - irrelevant and uninvolved

    Fritsch - seemingly without heart

    Sparrow - another nothing game

    McVee - little influence again

    Petty - was actually missed

    Langdon - not a tagger

    Tholstrup - a year away

    May - career is fading

    Sharp - little to offer

    Salem - regularly slowed momentum

    Jefferson - two years away

    Howes - unsighted before injury

    Lindsay - shown no growth

    I agree Joe, Jefferson was poor 2 years away! That's never. It's time to move on from him he is not a AFL talent. I have said to play him for a number of games. However there was zero in that game to show him as a needed player.

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    Bluey- Personally ashamed to be associated with this lilly livered group.

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    1 hour ago, Melbournepotter said:

    Salem - defecates under pressure.

    He should be careful. That can result in haemorrhoids!

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    Trying to blame umpires for this is so one-eyed we should be sponsored by the Fred Hollows Foundation.

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