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GAMEDAY: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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Doesn't look like it will be raining through game. Ground will be drying out.

Pendulum moving away :(

Odds in earlier... now going back out.

Game on.

Go us !!

 
11 hours ago, John Demonic said:

That's got to be the best forward line we've had in the last few years post BB? on paper at least. It's the one that would've beaten them in the QF with Melksham & Petty. Today will be the best chance since then. Go Dees

On Paper? Not this year..

70 goals to Rd 13 between JVR, Turner, Petracca, Petty, Fritsch Melksham & Pickett.

77 to Rd 13 between Hill, Elliot, Membrey, Mihocek

4 of their Fwds have 7 of our most likely goal kickers covered.

 

Feeling strangely good about today ...

3 hours ago, picket fence said:

If we want to win these things need to happen,

1 Rivers to Wear Fakeos

2 Chin to play a defensive forward game the planet of the apes look alike

3 Bowey to Hill

4 Disco on Tattoo parlour

5 Mids must have stellar games

6 FORWARDS TO KICK GOALS!

THATS THE FENCE MANIFESTO for a WIN!!

Seriously mods - you just can’t say that


3 hours ago, picket fence said:

If we want to win these things need to happen,

1 Rivers to Wear Fakeos

2 Chin to play a defensive forward game the planet of the apes look alike

3 Bowey to Hill

4 Disco on Tattoo parlour

5 Mids must have stellar games

6 FORWARDS TO KICK GOALS!

THATS THE FENCE MANIFESTO for a WIN!!

Which one? They have so many!

Where do we think Howes will play?

back plus our 3 talls releasing Rivers to midfield? or even swing Turner fwd

Or HF?

Or sub. although i’ve have Kolt as sub

The last time we played them the Daicos brothers had over 80 possessions between them.

Let's see if there were any learnings

 
9 minutes ago, Undeeterred said:

Seriously mods - you just can’t say that

The hall monitor squeaks


Is Caseys’ Lual related to Bombers’ Lual?

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Is Caseys’ Lual related to Bombers’ Lual?

I asked my son that same question yesterday… he didn’t have an answer.

1 hour ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Ummm, what?

1 hour ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Ummm, what?

Left out the word ON

1 hour ago, Dr. Gonzo said:
  3 hours ago, picket fence said:

2 Chin to play a defensive forward game the planet of the apes look alike

Ummm, what?

I think that PF possibly thinks, that either Maynard resembles one of the population of said planet, or possibly that Moore resembles Charlton Heston?

Rain falling here on Bass Coast.. might continue on to city... might be wet day after all 🤷‍♂️


1 hour ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Ummm, what?

Planet of the apes lookalike? Is that POS?

Is he/it back in the filth side?

3 minutes ago, hardtack said:

I think that PF possibly thinks, that either Maynard resembles one of the population of said planet, or possibly that Moore resembles Charlton Heston?

Maynard isnt playing, Charleton Heston, interesting thought, Chin "To play on the" anyway back to the game......

2 hours ago, demon3165 said:

I hope the football staff remember to give Fritsch the umbrella cap today as his hair will trouble him all dayimages (4).jpeg

I noticed on Friday that Keays had dropped his Fritsch lookalike hair… is it a coincidence that he was subbed out injured?

We need to ensure that there’s a fully qualified hairdresser with an advanced certificate in coiffology, on hand for any folical emergency that may occur.

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6 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Maynard isnt playing, Charleton Heston, interesting thought, Chin "To play on the" anyway back to the game......

That’ll teach me not to check playing lists before the game. Thanks.

33 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Where do we think Howes will play?

back plus our 3 talls releasing Rivers to midfield? or even swing Turner fwd

Or HF?

Or sub. although i’ve have Kolt as sub

I can see either Howes replaces Lever in the side or Howes, Bowey, Salem and Judd play the four "small" defender roles allowing Windsor to return to the wing. If that latter is the case, it would suggest that the "Windsor to the backline" experiment is over.


Maybe milkshake didn’t get up?

6 minutes ago, hardtack said:

I think that PF possibly thinks, that either Maynard resembles one of the population of said planet, or possibly that Moore resembles Charlton Heston?

planet of the apes swag GIF

Brayden has cracked the sads and is watching re-runs of Home Alone.

charlton heston old hollywood GIF

Meanwhile Darcy has grand delusions about the curtain call at ‘G this arvo. Subliminally Son of Peter wishes he was a good as Christian Petracca.

Edited by Tarax Club
vintage scarf 2017. edit

 

Just Kick Straight,

the process means nothing without scoreboard pressure

It’s Neale’s day…So make him happy

WIN…

Not interested in an Honorable loss…WIN…

It’s also my Birthday, so don’t make me angry ok….


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