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Petracca in Colgate Ad

Deelectable
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Totally outraged! Why on earth would we have agreed to an ad with Heeney taking a screamer over Petracca? Maybe a bit tongue in cheek but don't like it. Demeans our champion. Hoping there is a reverse sequel I may have missed.

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    2 minutes ago, Deelectable said:

    Totally outraged! Why on earth would we have agreed to an ad with Heeney taking a screamer over Petracca? Maybe a bit tongue in cheek but don't like it. Demeans our champion. Hoping there is a reverse sequel I may have missed.

    Got vision?

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    Just threw out my toothpaste and went to the chemist to buy McLeans.

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    36 minutes ago, Deeman said:

    Just threw out my toothpaste and went to the chemist to buy McLeans.

    OralB here, cheaper anyway.

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    Saw the ad and wondered how long before someone cracks the shiitz on here 🤣

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    What ad?

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    43 minutes ago, Deelectable said:

    Totally outraged! Why on earth would we have agreed to an ad with Heeney taking a screamer over Petracca? Maybe a bit tongue in cheek but don't like it. Demeans our champion. Hoping there is a reverse sequel I may have missed.

    Could've been worse, at least they didn't include Collingwood's number 4. 🤢🤢🤢🤢

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    1 hour ago, BDA said:

    Its normally Max that gets sat on for a screamer

    Which is highly demeaning and certainly diminished his reputation as a champion ruckman. 

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    23 minutes ago, Skuit said:

    Which is highly demeaning and certainly diminished his reputation as a champion ruckman. 

    The only bloat on an otherwise impeccable career. Well that and missing set shots from 20 meters out straight in front.

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    Oh yeah, it's a good ad isn't it! Shot in high quality and lighting and presentation on point!

    Edited by layzie

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    1 hour ago, BDA said:

    Outrageous

    Think i'll burn down the MCG

    Yeah I drink Sensodyne now.

    Edited by layzie

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    2 hours ago, Deeman said:

    Just threw out my toothpaste and went to the chemist to buy McLeans.

     

    1 hour ago, ElDiablo14 said:

    OralB* here, cheaper anyway.

    Bah...

    Not sure about McLeans as i haven't used it in decades but Oral B is like acid rain to the cheeks & gums.

    Keep the $$ in Oz and buy Grants Mild Mint with Oloe Vera.  Also about 30% cheaper 😄

    No Sodium Sulphate either (the acid rain gum & cheek burner!)

    Unless you love mouth ulcers... then stick with OralB and enjoy the pain that follows#

    # This doesn't apply so much to the youngens as their youth will protect their mouth a little better recovering from the acid effects so they will (mostly) say i'm talking a load of bunkum

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    4 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

     

    Bah...

    Not sure about McLeans as i haven't used it in decades but Oral B is like acid rain to the cheeks & gums.

    Keep the $$ in Oz and buy Grants Mild Mint with Oloe Vera.  Also about 30% cheaper 😄

    No Sodium Sulphate either (the acid rain gum & cheek burner!)

    Unless you love mouth ulcers... then stick with OralB and enjoy the pain that follows#

    # This doesn't apply so much to the youngens as their youth will protect their mouth a little better recovering from the acid effects so they will (mostly) say i'm talking a load of bunkum

    +1 for Grants.

    Like a mint shower in your mouth and everyone's invited.

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    4 minutes ago, layzie said:

    +1 for Grants.

    Like a mint shower in your mouth and everyone's invited.

    Me too, love their Monkey Shoulder

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    Or for something totally different, and for those of us who don’t like mint-flavoured toothpaste…

    157173E9-8F82-4924-B94B-D3457DE57DB8.thumb.jpeg.47813c39c2a40f9c5c7a512839500af9.jpeg

    Not cheap, but worth it.

    I personally love the coconut whip-flavoured one. 

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    I use Sensodyne. It helps stop me from getting too sensitive.

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    The things we get upset about these days.

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    Meanwhile, my favourite toothpaste has a minstrel-type character on its logo and was once called '[censored]'. Having to squeeze that into a different tube when I get home from the shops so future guests don't stumble upon it and question my champion host status it is pretty demeaning. 

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    In all seriousness though the media/marketing manager definitely should have pulled that one. I imagine it was filmed before our current marketing officer started. It is a little strange. I'd definitely have blocked that one.

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    10 minutes ago, praha said:

    In all seriousness though the media/marketing manager definitely should have pulled that one. I imagine it was filmed before our current marketing officer started. It is a little strange. I'd definitely have blocked that one.

    But could they block?

    Wouldn't this be a private deal by trac and Isaac with Colgate. Handsomely paid no doubt.

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    14 minutes ago, praha said:

    In all seriousness, definitely should have pulled that one. 

    Sounds like you should have been using Colgate a long time ago. 

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