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Petracca in Colgate Ad

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Totally outraged! Why on earth would we have agreed to an ad with Heeney taking a screamer over Petracca? Maybe a bit tongue in cheek but don't like it. Demeans our champion. Hoping there is a reverse sequel I may have missed.

 
2 minutes ago, Deelectable said:

Totally outraged! Why on earth would we have agreed to an ad with Heeney taking a screamer over Petracca? Maybe a bit tongue in cheek but don't like it. Demeans our champion. Hoping there is a reverse sequel I may have missed.

Got vision?

Just threw out my toothpaste and went to the chemist to buy McLeans.

Edited by Deeman

 
36 minutes ago, Deeman said:

Just threw out my toothpaste and went to the chemist to buy McLeans.

OralB here, cheaper anyway.

Saw the ad and wondered how long before someone cracks the shiitz on here 🤣


What ad?

43 minutes ago, Deelectable said:

Totally outraged! Why on earth would we have agreed to an ad with Heeney taking a screamer over Petracca? Maybe a bit tongue in cheek but don't like it. Demeans our champion. Hoping there is a reverse sequel I may have missed.

Could've been worse, at least they didn't include Collingwood's number 4. 🤢🤢🤢🤢

 
1 hour ago, BDA said:

Its normally Max that gets sat on for a screamer

Which is highly demeaning and certainly diminished his reputation as a champion ruckman. 


23 minutes ago, Skuit said:

Which is highly demeaning and certainly diminished his reputation as a champion ruckman. 

The only bloat on an otherwise impeccable career. Well that and missing set shots from 20 meters out straight in front.

Oh yeah, it's a good ad isn't it! Shot in high quality and lighting and presentation on point!

Edited by layzie

1 hour ago, BDA said:

Outrageous

Think i'll burn down the MCG

Yeah I drink Sensodyne now.

Edited by layzie

2 hours ago, Deeman said:

Just threw out my toothpaste and went to the chemist to buy McLeans.

 

1 hour ago, ElDiablo14 said:

OralB* here, cheaper anyway.

Bah...

Not sure about McLeans as i haven't used it in decades but Oral B is like acid rain to the cheeks & gums.

Keep the $$ in Oz and buy Grants Mild Mint with Oloe Vera.  Also about 30% cheaper 😄

No Sodium Sulphate either (the acid rain gum & cheek burner!)

Unless you love mouth ulcers... then stick with OralB and enjoy the pain that follows#

# This doesn't apply so much to the youngens as their youth will protect their mouth a little better recovering from the acid effects so they will (mostly) say i'm talking a load of bunkum

4 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

 

Bah...

Not sure about McLeans as i haven't used it in decades but Oral B is like acid rain to the cheeks & gums.

Keep the $$ in Oz and buy Grants Mild Mint with Oloe Vera.  Also about 30% cheaper 😄

No Sodium Sulphate either (the acid rain gum & cheek burner!)

Unless you love mouth ulcers... then stick with OralB and enjoy the pain that follows#

# This doesn't apply so much to the youngens as their youth will protect their mouth a little better recovering from the acid effects so they will (mostly) say i'm talking a load of bunkum

+1 for Grants.

Like a mint shower in your mouth and everyone's invited.


4 minutes ago, layzie said:

+1 for Grants.

Like a mint shower in your mouth and everyone's invited.

Me too, love their Monkey Shoulder

Or for something totally different, and for those of us who don’t like mint-flavoured toothpaste…

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Not cheap, but worth it.

I personally love the coconut whip-flavoured one. 

I use Sensodyne. It helps stop me from getting too sensitive.

The things we get upset about these days.


Meanwhile, my favourite toothpaste has a minstrel-type character on its logo and was once called '[censored]'. Having to squeeze that into a different tube when I get home from the shops so future guests don't stumble upon it and question my champion host status it is pretty demeaning. 

In all seriousness though the media/marketing manager definitely should have pulled that one. I imagine it was filmed before our current marketing officer started. It is a little strange. I'd definitely have blocked that one.

 
10 minutes ago, praha said:

In all seriousness though the media/marketing manager definitely should have pulled that one. I imagine it was filmed before our current marketing officer started. It is a little strange. I'd definitely have blocked that one.

But could they block?

Wouldn't this be a private deal by trac and Isaac with Colgate. Handsomely paid no doubt.

14 minutes ago, praha said:

In all seriousness, definitely should have pulled that one. 

Sounds like you should have been using Colgate a long time ago. 


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