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GAMEDAY: Rd 02 vs North Melbourne

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[censored] THIS [censored]

WHY DO I BOTHER

TRAC FALLS OVER??’

 

4 centre clearances to start the 4th quarter. Absolutely pitiful 

 

sadly this isnt all on goodwin and the coaches, absolutely zero talk out their wtf are gawn and the rest of the leadership group doing??

“Great work Joel”

lucky they don’t have cameras on the commentators. Might catch them with their pants down

 
1 minute ago, ElDiablo14 said:

The club has been expecting Goodwin to be a different coach, clearly won't change at all never.

This is different. 

We were top 4 for 3 years and the most consistent team in the comp

Now we are a joke


1 minute ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Even Carlton are laughing. 

Everyone is. We're back to being the laughing stock

WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR TACKLING?

 NONE OF OURS STICK AND ALL OF THEIRS, AND OTHERS DO? 

That was gross. 

rabble 

Never seen a team give up in Rd2. 

Season over. Essendon will get a top 5 pick.

Why does Lever never watch the ball in a 1v1 contest? 

Goodwin simply cannot last this performance.

This is putrid 


No comeback from 42 down

1 minute ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR TACKLING?

 NONE OF OURS STICK AND ALL OF THEIRS, AND OTHERS DO? 

That was gross. 

rabble 

Skills are putrid, the same as 2023 and 2024 nothing has changed.

Second half is worse than the first and that is saying something 


12 minutes ago, watchtheeyes said:

Everyone goes on about Goodwin, but he can’t help viney absolutely, totally, completely, butchering the ball going i50 time and time and time and time again.

Shocking stuff 

Goodwin has never transitioned out of development mode. We are always "learning".

New assistant coaches - check ✔️ 

Pow wow session with Ben Crowe - check ✔️ 

No more bombing into forward line - um um um

Our first round draft pick to Essendon next year- check ✔️

Trac and Clarry glad they stayed - check ✔️

Still [censored] 💩- check ✔️

 

Hahahahhahahaha 

The lack of respect shown by Petracca and Oliver to LDU and Powell is disgusting. 


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