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14 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

At Sunday’s match during the first quarter our bay was abuzz upon hearing Guerra was sitting somewhere amongst us. Folks were inconspicuously glancing around etc. trying to see if he really was there.

At the quarter time break a member of the DA who’s not backward in coming forward went a-hunting for him. She found him, introduced herself, welcomed him to our cheer squad then gave him one piece of advice, that being… if you wanna succeed at our club you need to forget Essendon exists. “Essendon is now dead to you,” she said firmly. “I trust we understand one another,” she added almost menacingly.

We, oh I mean they both laughed; she, heartily and he, nervously.

He said he’s resolutely and unwaveringly committed to the Demons so she spared him any further discomfort.

I think he appreciated her honesty. That, or he’s scared sch!ttless of her.

Did he look you in the eye ??

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    Just now, beelzebub said:

    Did he look you in the eye ??

    No, he blinked a lot as he spoke though.

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    On 04/06/2025 at 14:52, chookrat said:

    Poor form considering tax payers are paying for 30-45% of the cost of facilities owned by private schools through their tax deductable building contributions.

    At least one thing Latham got right

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    34 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Did he look you in the eye ??

    He had no choice. Hard to not look someone in the eye when they’re all up in your grill.

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    14 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

    Should’ve got him to swear he’ll build our home base Ghosty

    Priorities, DD. Priorities.

    1. Essendon football club doesn’t exist

    2. Get us a home base

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    1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Priorities, DD. Priorities.

    1. Essendon football club doesn’t exist

    2. Get us a home base

    1. Stop the frikn leaks!

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    16 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    At Sunday’s match during the first quarter our bay was abuzz upon hearing Guerra was sitting somewhere amongst us. Folks were inconspicuously glancing around etc. trying to see if he really was there.

    At the quarter time break a member of the DA who’s not backward in coming forward went a-hunting for him. She found him, introduced herself, welcomed him to our cheer squad then gave him one piece of advice, that being… if you wanna succeed at our club you need to forget Essendon exists. “Essendon is now dead to you,” she said firmly. “I trust we understand one another,” she added almost menacingly.

    We, oh I mean they both laughed; she, heartily and he, nervously.

    He said he’s resolutely and unwaveringly committed to the Demons so she spared him any further discomfort.

    I think he appreciated her honesty. That, or he’s scared sch!ttless of her.

    Was he wearing a blue suit? I could have sworn I was sitting near him on level 1 in the MCC early in the first quarter. Didn't want to annoy him.

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    20 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

    Was he wearing a blue suit? I could have sworn I was sitting near him on level 1 in the MCC early in the first quarter. Didn't want to annoy him.

    Nor did I

    But I did anyways 😜

    He was wearing a blue suit. I’m sure he blended in while in the MCC but he stood out like dog’s proverbials in the cheer squad. If the suit didn’t give him away the wavy bouffant did.

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    17 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    At Sunday’s match during the first quarter our bay was abuzz upon hearing Guerra was sitting somewhere amongst us. Folks were inconspicuously glancing around etc. trying to see if he really was there.

    At the quarter time break a member of the DA who’s not backward in coming forward went a-hunting for him. She found him, introduced herself, welcomed him to our cheer squad then gave him one piece of advice, that being… if you wanna succeed at our club you need to forget Essendon exists. “Essendon is now dead to you,” she said firmly. “I trust we understand one another,” she added almost menacingly.

    We, oh I mean they both laughed; she, heartily and he, nervously.

    He said he’s resolutely and unwaveringly committed to the Demons so she spared him any further discomfort.

    I think he appreciated her honesty. That, or he’s scared sch!ttless of her.

    Geez your hatred for Ess......... has no depth. That conversation hopefully might put them off from looking at Hird as our next coach🤮 We know what influence you have at the Club!!

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