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POSTGAME: Rd 22 vs Port Adelaide

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Well done Dees. Way undermanned and nearly had them.

 

 

To sub Van Rooyen is a sackable offense 

Just amateur skills all night.

All that effort wasted by sloppy kicking and lack of composure.

It's always going to be this way with this bunch.


2 minutes ago, Demon4ever said:

Billings should never get another game! Just awful!

He is actually scared of contact, how does he manage to play footy?

 

i cannot understand the stupidity of putting petty in the ruck, sorry he is a liability in the ruck always has been. With minutes to go and we are behind and we dont man up we let them play kick to kick, really how dumb is that.  And billings sorry i just dont see him having a future with his kicking especially for goal where it counts. our final chances are well and truly over, l would just like to at least see us beat Collingwood in our last game of the season.  hopefully we can get something good in the draft, like a new coach

Somehow Goodwin & the coaches have found a way to completely destroy this team of afl skill level, you look at the cats & how they have managed to maintain a standard since 07 and top up via trading in and free agents…it’s very sad that our club just can’t sustain success!


Fought it out all night in a scrappy match.

Port tackled hard and umps awarded all of them and us zip.

Strange.

Max...thank you.

JV you too.

Kozzys back to his best.

Of our six games by a goal or less we have one one.

Been the decider.

Three of those eees is in top eight.

Thanks you maggots for your manic htb calls that gave port five goals.

Goody be more proactive please 

Oliver back to Casey.

Lost 4 games to top 8 sides by under a goal. Our best footy is still competitive with the best, we've got Petracca to come back, Oliver surely to find it again, and young guns like Kozzy and Mcvee who are yet to even hit their prime age.

 

There's still hope for another flag.

6 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Season Officially Over. 

Just get pick 6, or can it still be 5?


Can’t fault effort but skills wise terrible. Exhibit A Kolt and Biilings no poise at all. The result was predictable other than falling in against Roos we are clueless in a close finish. Surely in last two minutes u go Manon man instead we allowed them to milk the clock.

Melbournes brand of footy is an utter snorefest. Imagine how good Kossie would be in a team with skill, run and fast ball movement.

How many times have we been beaten by 1-2 points this year, games we should have won. We miss easy shots like Billings in last quarter, drops easy mark then under pressure misses from 25 out, bloody useless, another good off season pick up by Goodwin & co, sick of this club!

2 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Billing’s bye bye

who ever keeps selecting him bye bye

stafford bye bye

Bad miss at the end but Billings  wasn’t bad tonight . Kolstrup will learn, he’s ok. Lever awfully disappointing all year 

2 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

He is actually scared of contact, how does he manage to play footy?

I have no idea how he manages to get selected almost every week! You can see why the Saints got rid of him. Very poor recruiting decisions! 


Suck sheet bummers 😂

Some of you really are miserable [censored] who should become Bummer fans.

3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Fought it out all night in a scrappy match.

Port tackled hard and umps awarded all of them and us zip.

Strange.

Max...thank you.

JV you too.

Kozzys back to his best.

Of our six games by a goal or less we have one one.

Been the decider.

Three of those eees is in top eight.

Thanks you maggots for your manic htb calls that gave port five goals.

Goody be more proactive please 

Oliver back to Casey.

Just rest our stars from now on,huge prep for what should be a huge preseason.

 

I'm not even angry. I mean I never thought we'd get that close to them.

Put max away for the season and don't bring may back

 

 Bummers lose from the last kick of the match. There is that little cheer up


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