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Fritta gone cold.

Chandler overated.

Sub on Milk Goody.

If you stand on the boundary to see what's going on...then do something fgs and let's win this now.

I'll blame you for any loss tonight and rightly so.

 

Edited by leave it to deever

 

Love the endeavour from Kotlyn but he’s definitely gotta get to work on gathering that ball below his knees

 

Good to see umps looking after Max for once.


I mean, we're having a crack, but our skills are just 😑

We're such a messy team to watch, I guess we bring the others down to our level though too.

Ugh.

3rd quarter power 38 dees 41 scrappy!!!

Petty to Kozzy. Goal 👏👍🏻

Jv to sparrow to riv to ANB  goal 👏👍🏻

Tackling.👏 Smothers 👍🏻👍🏻ANB smother 👏 Langdon tackles👏  Gawn marking 👏

tom McDonald turnover. Port goal 💩💩💩🤬🤬Salem asleep. Byrne jones🤬🤬Fritsch non chase 🤬💩🤬💩oliver miskick , butters goal 🤬💩💩timid and sideways footy 🤬🤬🤬JVR fumble king🤬

 

Would pay really good money to punch JHF square in the nuts. 
Arrogant porn-mustache wearing [censored]

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Good to see umps looking after Max for once.

We are out finals now so AFL don’t care :) 


Happy with what we've delivered tonight , don't think we'll win it but loved the effort, that's all I ever want to see

can we sub off goody and get someone else to finish coaching the game. Why is oliver still on, he is having a horrible game, our forwards need a lift that is exactly what Melksham COULD give us. what is the damn problem with making a call

 

No wonder our crowds are so poor. We play such a negative, dour brand of footy. Absolute yawn fest tonight 🥱

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Would pay really good money to punch JHF square in the nuts. 
Arrogant porn-mustache wearing [censored]

I think you may becoming a tad jaded again JnM.

1 minute ago, spirit of norm smith said:

3rd quarter power 38 dees 41 scrappy!!!

Petty to Kozzy. Goal 👏👍🏻

Jv to sparrow to riv to ANB  goal 👏👍🏻

Tackling.👏 Smothers 👍🏻👍🏻ANB smother 👏 Langdon tackles👏  Gawn marking 👏

tom McDonald turnover. Port goal 💩💩💩🤬🤬Salem asleep. Byrne jones🤬🤬Fritsch non chase 🤬💩🤬💩oliver miskick , butters goal 🤬💩💩timid and sideways footy 🤬🤬🤬JVR fumble king🤬

Clarry CBF 🥱


2 minutes ago, Buzzy said:

I mean, we're having a crack, but our skills are just 😑

We're such a messy team to watch, I guess we bring the others down to our level though too.

Ugh.

The Goodwin game plan in action.

3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Good to see umps looking after Max for once.

He's getting the sort of frees he should get every week.

I actually don’t know why Billing’s gets a game for this club. 
 

This bloke was brought in to help our efficiency going forward? Kidding me? Why in the world would he kick that ball back to Tomlinson further out in a worse position. Any decent footy player could see that the switch wasn’t going to do anything because the way port were set defensively.

pretty much anyone but him tbh

To be winning at 3/4 time with 8-10 passengers is pretty amazing. 

Clayton, Chandler, billings, hore, Fritsch,jvr, Tomlinson,Salem, Rivers all been pretty bad 

 

Horrible game of footy.

Our skill level is sub 2013 we can barely get a clean inside 50 entry. 

 


2 minutes ago, Die Hard Demon said:

No wonder our crowds are so poor. We play such a negative, dour brand of footy. Absolute yawn fest tonight 🥱

We’ve turned into a Ross Lyon style of display. Boring football.

Game here to be won.

Must sub Milk on asap.

It's all you Goody 

Don't be stubborn for once.

1 minute ago, Bates Mate said:

To be winning at 3/4 time with 8-10 passengers is pretty amazing. 

Clayton, Chandler, billings, hore, Fritsch,jvr, Tomlinson,Salem, Rivers all been pretty bad 

 

Fair call.

 

Win or shudder lose, this is not a game to be ashamed  sbout


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