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Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Marty Hore howler, kick it inside 50 ffs

It always feels like Port spear their kicks and we're just up and under kings.

I can't stand Billings, I swear at least half of his touches are diabolical for our momentum.

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Hore looking out of his depth.

1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Hore having a MARE

Wasn't the falling over.
It was a lack of urgency after.


1 minute ago, Gunnaโ€™s said:

[censored] off you [censored] maggot

Straight out've the 80'sย ๐Ÿ˜‚

Marty ainโ€™t no monster. Him lost.

That goal umpire should rack off.

Standing right next to it and mucks it.

I wonder how many games have been lost by myopically challenged men like him.

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Sub Oliver. Not even bothering to try out there. That last effort sums his game up at the moment.

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2nd quarterย 

Kozzzy goal ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป goal ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

defence ย ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿปpressure ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸปThrolstrupย smothers ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸปChandler smothers ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป tackling ๐Ÿ‘McVee defence ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸปPetty and Turner marking ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

McVee to midfield. Looked lost !! ๐Ÿ’ฉmoved immediately back to halfbackย 
Oliver to backline. - disaster ๐Ÿ’ฉkicks inside 50 ๐Ÿ’ฉ

Lever slow !!! ๐ŸคฏFritsch handball brain fades ๐ŸคฏANB handball ๐ŸคฏSalem skills ๐ŸคฏHore 60 out kick and interception ๐ŸคฎHore falls over twice ๐ŸคฎClarry poor tacklingย 

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29 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Oliver needs to be given the rest of the year off, if he is more than 70% fit then I own a Ferrari.
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His hand. Tentative going for a rolling ground ball. So unlike him.


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