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NON-MFC: Round 22

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4 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

And cowbell.

And toss in some bagpipes for good measure!

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    If some supporters on here think we're  bad at turning on our own players go and read the Lachie Schultz thread on the Collingwood board.. 

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    33 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    We all know the pies will kick a goal and snatch it in the dying seconds.

    It's what they annoyingly do

    It's what they annoyingly used to do. 😁

    22 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

    I like how our song has it, but must admit the banjo in Swans song is better. Teams are rebranding their logos, we need to get more banjos in our song. 

    3 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

    And cowbell.

    Bring out the hurdy gurdy and end the debate forever.

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    Two wrongs don’t make a right.

    ⬆️ in regards to fans of other clubs turning on their own players.

    I couldn’t give a flying [censored] about how other clubs treat their players. I only care about my awesome team. The End.

    😁

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    3 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    If some supporters on here think we're  bad at turning on our own players go and read the Lachie Schultz thread on the Collingwood board.. 

    Are they having a melt down like bomberblitz does?

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    3 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

    And piano accordian?

    It wouldn’t be complete without the instrument music teachers always give the least talented students… the humble triangle.

    It barely qualifies as a musical instrument. 

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    7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Two wrongs don’t make a right.

    ⬆️ in regards to fans of other clubs turning on their own players.

    I couldn’t give a flying [censored] about how other clubs treat their players. I only care about my awesome team. The End.

    😁

    Aaand I couldn't give a flying [censored] what you think 😅 because I knew this would trigger you as always.

    Some actually take delight in seeing opposition team melts.

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    A part of me wanted Sydney to lose to throw the top 4/8 race wide open, just for the chaos of it. I guess we'll just have to settle for Sydney getting an armchair ride into a GF and Collingwood being knocked out.

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    8 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    Are they having a melt down like bomberblitz does?

    Worse..

    Essendon have been genuinely [censored] for 20 years. Blowing a 27 point lead in the last from a Collingwoods perspective..

    Grab the popcorn

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    Collingwood’s last quarters are as bad as ours.

    Even against Richmond they got outscored by 3 goals.

    Round 24 will be interesting now that both clubs are out of business.

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    22 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    If some supporters on here think we're  bad at turning on our own players go and read the Lachie Schultz thread on the Collingwood board.. 

    Wait… they gave up pick 34 and a future first for Schultz?! That is mental. 

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    1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Wait… they gave up pick 34 and a future first for Schultz?! That is mental. 

    Freo made out like bandits with this one.

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    6 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    I hope Eddie was watching those final minutes in Paris.

    And commentating in front of a bunch of eye rolling waiters. Love to be a fly on the wall there for 5 mins 

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    Just now, Gawndy the Great said:

    Fly bagging the umps in the presser. Let’s see if the AFL come out and fine him.

    No chance. Michael Christian probably down in the rooms telling him what to say. Corrupt club and a corrupt league. 

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    Just now, Kick_It_To_Pickett said:

    No chance. Michael Christian probably down in the rooms telling him what to say. Corrupt club and a corrupt league. 

    Fly is untouchable, AFL golden boy

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    Fly will get a “please explain”, I’d think

    Then he can “please explain” what’s happened to the filth this year - their drop off has been fantastic to see

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    Great result, Collingwood have had so much luck in close finishes the last few years, about time the boot was on the other foot. They've actually won 4 games this year because an opposition player has missed a shot at goal late in the game. Shouldn't be anywhere near the eight.

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    48 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    If some supporters on here think we're  bad at turning on our own players go and read the Lachie Schultz thread on the Collingwood board.. 

    Could end up being pick 6 - 8 for Schultz. Freo are laughing.

    Let's also not forget that Collingwood traded out their 2021 1st round pick the year prior for picks 24, 30 and future 4th in preparation for Nick Daicos. Collingwood slid down the ladder and had they retained their pick they could've had Finn Callaghan as well as Daicos. They've been burned pretty badly so far on future pick trading.

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    1 hour ago, Lexinator said:

    I like how our song has it, but must admit the banjo in Swans song is better. Teams are rebranding their logos, we need to get more banjos in our song. 

    That's my instrument, universally the butt of jokes. Such a refreshing, positive sentiment, Lexi. Can I do it, then? Huh? Huh?

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    1 hour ago, Gawndy the Great said:

    Gulden [censored] what a goal.

    ...including the Grundy tap to him.

    Regrets? I have a few.

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