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1 hour ago, chook fowler said:

Give me Chad Morgan.

I had to Google Chad Morgan. He’s 91 years old! He officially retired in February of this year but I’m sure the AFL could coax him out of retirement just for you. 🤭

BTW are they his real teeth?

 
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I wonder if they ever asked Cold Chisel?

would be awesome

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To those rightly saying Aus talent. who would you go with? Would there be someone who would satisfy a lot of people?

 

8 minutes ago, He de mon said:

@Mel Bourne Surely it's your time.

To rant about cultural decline or play at the GF? 

King Stingray would be a good local band to have play.

They have an aboriginal front man ✔️ 

Three decent bangers and would get the crowd pumping. Could easily get the to play a few famous AFL covers.
 

 

Sheitful choice again.

I’d like to see the cash go to an Aussie band every year.

Its a uniquely Australian game and the GF showcases our culture only to be fkd up by the touring clapped out acts these Admin dorks choose.

Should be a hot Australian act and a legendary act.

Sniffers/ Chisels on the same ticket would be killer.

Kate Peri FFS what  a bland, lame, washed, middle of the road slapper.

Next they’ll dig up Madonna.

Shame- and it will be a failure- guaranteed.

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Half time is when I hit mute and walk away, same with any of those major sporting events. Very rare I’ll watch one cos to be honest 90% of the population listen to boring horrible music 😄

land id rather shove skewers into my ears than listen to it. 
Now if you wanted to get the crowd pumped get Hellripper out to play. That would fire the crowd up!

Sunnyboys could come out of recent retirement.

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How could you go past our national treasures, The Cosmic Psychos.

Macca could wear his best stubbies and crocs.

They could sing what is really the TRUE national anthem.

The rider might kill the AFL finances. I watched them down 5 beers each in a 25 minute set at bigsound one year.

Name another song you've ever heard that talks about chips, sauce and beetroot.

 


7 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Baker Boy, his music is infectious!

100% DP, whether you like his music or not it’s perfect for the occasion. He has this insane energy, he bounces around the stage, the dancers are crazy good. The atmosphere is instantly electric. If that doesn’t get folks pumped for a grand final, nothing will, certainly not 🎶 I kissed a girl 🎶  🙄 

10 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I had to Google Chad Morgan. He’s 91 years old! He officially retired in February of this year but I’m sure the AFL could coax him out of retirement just for you. 🤭

BTW are they his real teeth?

Im withe Chooky on this Chad was a legend " The sheik of scrubby creek" Played all all the rodeos and had a couple of great albums.Would be much better than Katty

Somebody say Menu Bog ...

10 hours ago, Demonstone said:

I'm not, but best of luck in your search.

Think Loges is on the wrong forum

11 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I had to Google Chad Morgan. He’s 91 years old! He officially retired in February of this year but I’m sure the AFL could coax him out of retirement just for you. 🤭

BTW are they his real teeth?

of course, he paid good money for them


9 hours ago, Lexinator said:

I nominate Robbo. Can't get more home grown than that.

I second that, Lex. We did Sleep at the ‘G a couple of months ago and there was a range of entertainment choices. I was outvoted (I wanted to go to the ‘night club’ since dancing in pyjamas and slippers is fun) but we watched Robbo and Phil Ceberano do a set (methinks some of the DA gals are still crushing hard on Robbo 🤭). Pub rock ain’t my thang but geez they were great. And that was without a band. I reckon they’d get the ‘G rockin’ 🎶🎸 🥁 🎤 🎶

12 hours ago, chook fowler said:

Give me Chad Morgan.

Utter legend back in the day.You just shot your age down Chooky

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11 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I had to Google Chad Morgan. He’s 91 years old! He officially retired in February of this year but I’m sure the AFL could coax him out of retirement just for you. 🤭

BTW are they his real teeth?

I believe so.

 
11 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I had to Google Chad Morgan. He’s 91 years old! He officially retired in February of this year but I’m sure the AFL could coax him out of retirement just for you. 🤭

BTW are they his real teeth?

At 91 he would still be better than Meatloaf.

Cmon, Tell me this wouldn't get the crowd pumping!!!

 

 

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