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My sister from another mister attended training at Casey today, she was the sole spectator. These are her notes. She says apologies in advance if she’s left any players out or if anything is unclear. The gates weren’t open and most of the action was on the other side of the ground.

10am
-Max out there
-Group doing drills in 2 groups
-Then doing 30m sprints all together 
-Salo doing 1/2 pace running
-21 talking to coaches
-Now 100m sprints
-Bbb trying to run along boundary- really struggling
-Goody not there
-Breaking off into groups
-Max with mids
-Practicing drills
-They’re doing a strategies training drill. Max hasn’t kicked and is slow
-Max marked and kicked left foot small pass
-Training with energy and loud speaking 
-Sestan running boundary
-Break into 2 groups 
-Practice is tight- moving quickly from one activity to another
-Jefferson and Lever on own with coaches practicing marking and handballing- lever disinterested- kept watching the fowards and backs group drill

-JA26 Big talk in middle


  ⁃  2 teams white and blue

Blue 8 1 29 45 36 15 2 11 30 4 13 24 6 18 45 42 35(BL)
 

White 16 44 38 19 43 33 14 12 20 28 16 27 22 

37 18 35 36 43 blue
38 30 2 white -all practicing drills forward drills

Split into training drills swapped bibs over. 
    ⁃    15 13 12 14 did 1 sprint 
Early finish at 11.30!!!!

And…

That’s all she wrote 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar
My sis from another Mr asked me to remove a line that was less than complimentary to a player

 
2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

-Jefferson and Lever on own with coaches practicing marking and handballing- lever disinterested- kept watching the fowards and backs group drill
 

Is he a chance to miss this week?

Was getting treatment during the Freo game and looked completely out of sorts by his standards.

 

Big thanks WCW & Sis greatly appreciated. Wonder what is happening with Jed Adams? Hope Rick isn’t to bad and that Goody comes good soon.

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21 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

My sister from another mister attended training at Casey today, 

Is she the same one who got a blister, playing twister, when her friend kissed her, which really p-sed her?


8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Is she the same one who got a blister, playing twister, when her friend kissed her, which really p-sed her?

Trying to figure out how one gets a blister from playing Twister

🤔

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

Trying to figure out how one gets a blister from playing Twister

🤔

Tight shoes.

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Trying to figure out how one gets a blister from playing Twister

🤔

Vigorous twisting....very very vigorous...

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Tight shoes.

One doesn’t wear shoes while playing Twister.

14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

One doesn’t wear shoes clothes while playing Twister.

 


9 minutes ago, Beetle said:

 

You must have some wild parties at yours!

19 hours ago, Deestar9 said:

Apparently Goody pretty sick ? 

Yep, it started when he watched the replay of the first half against Freo.

Symptoms - nausea, loss of hope, dizziness, mood swings

27 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Yep, it started when he watched the replay of the first half against Freo.

Symptoms - nausea, loss of hope, dizziness, mood swings

And deja vu

 

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

One doesn’t wear shoes while playing Twister.

Only if your playing strip twister.


1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You must have some wild parties at yours!

I usually play alone

1 hour ago, Freddy Fuschia said:

Any other news from training?

Just what’s in the OP. Without that there’d be nothing since my buddy was the only spectator - @picket fence has clearly pulled up stumps on track-watching - and she’s not even on Demonland. She takes notes for her (real, ie. biological) sister who lives in QLD and I nag her to send them to me. 

You’re welcome 😉 

 

Oh, there was one other thing: she said that early in the session the media were asked to leave, and it was then that the serious training began. 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

1 hour ago, Beetle said:

I usually play alone

That way you never lose. Amirite?

 

 I actually play Twister every Thursday night, except it’s officially called banner-making. Lots of bending and stretching just like a massive game of Twister.

Except unlike your good self, B-dog, we wear clothes. But there are rules: no shoes or bare feet, only socks (Demons socks are optional but we all wear them coz nuffies). No dresses or skirts, pants or shorts only coz aforementioned bending and stretching. 

2 hours ago, DubDee said:

Yep, it started when he watched the replay of the first half against Freo.

Symptoms - nausea, loss of hope, dizziness, mood swings

The remedy - giving the Giants a good ol’ fashioned hiding. ❤️💙


16 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Oh, there was one other thing: she said that early in the session the media were asked to leave, and it was then that the serious training began. 

Game Twister GIF by PBS Digital Studios

 
4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Only if your playing strip twister.

Dangling precariously there...

Sea Of Thieves Ocean GIF by Xbox


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