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13 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Lol

 

But will the AFL fine the sniping dog for staging 🤔

Just watched the zorko hit on Tholstrup again and in disbelief (well, not really) about the commentators take on him sucking the umpires in and that he should get up. Zorko came in late with a swinging arm to the guts. I need to work out how to sync the coverage with radio commentators.

 
2 hours ago, Demonland said:

Lol

 

Touk is already my favourite non Demon. Shame he didn’t hit him hard enough to warrant this level of flopping. 

2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Touk is already my favourite non Demon. Shame he didn’t hit him hard enough to warrant this level of flopping. 

That's Ben Long...


Just now, titan_uranus said:

That's Ben Long...

My apologies I can only bring myself to watch Maynard while heavily intoxicated or with both eyes half shut

3 hours ago, Demonland said:

Lol

 

That was worse staging than May - imagine what Robbo and Buckley are going to say about this…

1 minute ago, 3183 Dee said:

That was worse staging than May - imagine what Robbo and Buckley are going to say about this…

Absolutely nothing.

 
5 hours ago, Demonland said:

Lol

 

U watch this pathetic piece of [censored] get off.  Its the afl way!

And you watch Buckley try and defend this pathetic piece of [censored]. 

Can't stand either of these 2 pathetic wankers. 

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7 hours ago, DemonOX said:

U watch this pathetic piece of [censored] get off.  Its the afl way!

And you watch Buckley try and defend this pathetic piece of [censored]. 

Can't stand either of these 2 pathetic wankers. 

Can already tell you Buckley’s line: “It’s an extremely sensitive part of the chest. It just takes the wind right out of you. He wasn’t expecting contact. So, I’m happy with that…there’s nothing in that for mine”

God Cornes is a goose TRSF doesn’t even mention Maynard. Compare to last week May was lynched. Then he says Swans are certainties for grand final. Do commentators ever get held accountable for their predictions. Every team has a slump so Sydney could well be ahead of them

15 hours ago, Demonland said:

Lol

 

This is one of two things.

Either Maynard is staging for a free kick, OR the strike has sufficient medium/high impact that justifies Maynard going down in which case it is a suspension.

The AFL can't sit on the fence between those options.

8 minutes ago, deanox said:

This is one of two things.

Either Maynard is staging for a free kick, OR the strike has sufficient medium/high impact that justifies Maynard going down in which case it is a suspension.

The AFL can't sit on the fence between those options.

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32 minutes ago, Flowergirl said:

At least someone in the media called out Robbo for his comments.

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Don’t tell me that’s Barrett? He’s actually been pretty measured on us this year after giving me the [censored] for years.. 

7 minutes ago, Fromgotowoewodin said:

Don’t tell me that’s Barrett? He’s actually been pretty measured on us this year after giving me the [censored] for years.. 

barrett loathes the slobbster cos the latter got the 'chief afl reporter' gig that barrett campaigned super hard to be appointed to, despite the fact that he spends a lot of time slagging news corpse off

they're both equally appalling as 'journalists'

9 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Surely MAYNARD GETS $5000 FINE 

hit in the chest. 
holds his head !!’ 

Yep. Slapped in the upper left side of his chest, holds his stomach in pain like he’s been punched there. Drops to the turf and holds his head.

What more do they need??!!!

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yep. Slapped in the upper left side of his chest, holds his stomach in pain like he’s been punched there. Drops to the turf and holds his head.

What more do they need??!!!

Maynard to be retrospectively traded to a small club.


1 hour ago, Fromgotowoewodin said:

Don’t tell me that’s Barrett? He’s actually been pretty measured on us this year after giving me the [censored] for years.. 

 

1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

barrett loathes the slobbster cos the latter got the 'chief afl reporter' gig that barrett campaigned super hard to be appointed to, despite the fact that he spends a lot of time slagging news corpse off

they're both equally appalling as 'journalists'

Knew there’d have to be a compelling reason. 🙄 

4 hours ago, Fromgotowoewodin said:

Don’t tell me that’s Barrett? He’s actually been pretty measured on us this year after giving me the [censored] for years.. 

Yes I've noticed that as well! 

 

Well Ben Long has copped a $3k fine for “the hit on Maynard” as AFL.com describes it! The Match Review Committee had an opportunity to make a statement with this one. It could have fined Maynard’ for staging or just stated that nothing to see here which would be code for Maynard took a dive. Epic fail! 


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