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3 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

You know that's normal, right?

Sydney finished their win over Geelong with 5 players without a tackle, and another five with only one for the game.

Hawthorn had 4 players with zero, and another 6 with just 1.

Today's game has been flawed by missed shots on goal, defence pulled out of its comfort zone, a scattering of bad turnovers in bad places, some iffy umpiring as always and a star player hurt, but it has been a legit effort.

News flash...We ain't Sydney mate.

When a player like Langers has four touches, he has no excuse for zip tackles.

2 minutes ago, BoBo said:

Better Dees! Just move the ball with intent.

C’mon boys, you can do this 

Well someone else has to kick some goals, jrv can't do it all

 
Just now, Jaded No More said:

Clarry is giving away stupid free kicks out of sheer frustration. 

That was a rubbish call. 

Just now, Mel Bourne said:

That was a rubbish call. 

It was a free. He held him without the ball. 


Can we make up a rule where you can make an extra sub so we can get Oliver off the ground for good?

The guy is absolutely killing us

Edited by dazzledavey36

12 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I don't blame Goody for ten players not laying a single tackle for a half.

Just weak and heartless.

 

Agree, but he keeps selecting them as well as players that are clearly playing under duress that need a spell.

Good tactic player get a free team mate delays handing ball back so team can flood forward. OLIVER has to be dropped.

 
Just now, leave it to deever said:

Our backline is asleep.

Good ol days of 3 defenders up in a contest against one opponent.

And a goal out the back.

On the tequila now


Ruckman kicking like Gary Ablett

wtf

Need new coaches, captains and some young players injected on this team.

Pies can’t miss and we can’t hit a simple target

Shameful performance after the slop we put up last week. Giving not a yelp. 

Just now, leave it to deever said:

News flash...We ain't Sydney mate.

When a player like Langers has four touches, he has no excuse for zip tackles.

We where not that long a go, we will fight beck but will  still lose anyway

All teams now stand up against us because they smell blood in the water. This is reallllyyyyyyy sad to watch. 


Just now, Brownie said:

Good ol days of 3 defenders up in a contest against one opponent.

And a goal out the back.

On the tequila now

Time to go to the bottle shop for me.

 

Poor old Gawny has to do everything out there.

Goodwin and his stupid gameplan has ridden on the shoulders of 4 or 5 players for way too long.

They should be a weapon but under Goodwin they are a crutch.

Edited by 1858

I’m turning off and going for a walk.
 

Sick of this club being led by spud who can’t string a sentence together. 

All 3 phases of our game are shot. We were competitive when our forward line was pathetic because we had a good midfield and defence. Now they’re all pathetic and surprise surprise we are dreadful. 

This is just about what we can expect from now on…


TMAC having a crack pity he has no mates

2 minutes ago, Mel Bourne said:

That was a rubbish call. 

just read those texts. how did he get away without being sanctioned?

 

why are we constantly giving away obvious free kicks?

soft and pathetic by us 


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