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15 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

…. they’ve two choices: starve to death, or resort to cannibalism. 

still reckon a bandaid is impossible to unwrap without ruining it

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

still reckon a bandaid is impossible to unwrap without ruining it

Yep. One could bleed to death before getting those mofos open.

Another product from ( self censored )incorporated.

 

Hawks could play Finals if the don’t run out of energy. Long way to go, but it’s looking like Mitchell is getting through to the Players. 
 

i knew they wouldn’t be down for long. Such a hideous Brown and Gold….


Wines 7 touches. he injured or just non existent?

 
5 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Wines 7 touches. he injured or just non existent?

Subbed off with Heart Palpitations 


7 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Wines 7 touches. he injured or just non existent?

The heart irregularity he had a few years ago had occurred. Do off with an irregular heart beat.  

2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Subbed off with Heart Palpitations 

yikes!


Hawthorn FFS

One of the great all time bottle jobs

One of the worst coaching performances I’ve ever witnessed. To spend 30 minutes not trying to kick a goal is putrid. 


what a choke.

WTF were the defenders doing on the last play. just sweep it away somehow.

although i would have preferred Port to lose the bright side is it's the Hawks on the wrong end of that 

And Mitchell is an arrogant prat so couldn't happen to a nicer fella

Edited by BDA

 

Hinkley carries on doesn’t he, this is just another win that papers over the cracks give him another 5 years 


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