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NON-MFC: Round 10

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15 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

…. they’ve two choices: starve to death, or resort to cannibalism. 

still reckon a bandaid is impossible to unwrap without ruining it

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    still reckon a bandaid is impossible to unwrap without ruining it

    Yep. One could bleed to death before getting those mofos open.

    Another product from ( self censored )incorporated.

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    Hawks could play Finals if the don’t run out of energy. Long way to go, but it’s looking like Mitchell is getting through to the Players. 
     

    i knew they wouldn’t be down for long. Such a hideous Brown and Gold….

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    Imagine being a Port supporter

    lol

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    Wines 7 touches. he injured or just non existent?

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    5 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    Wines 7 touches. he injured or just non existent?

    Subbed off with Heart Palpitations 

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    Port with momentum but 28 point equals 40 odd in these conditions.

    My Goodness I'm barricking for Hawthorn.

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    7 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    Wines 7 touches. he injured or just non existent?

    The heart irregularity he had a few years ago had occurred. Do off with an irregular heart beat.  

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    2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Subbed off with Heart Palpitations 

    yikes!

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    Hawthorn FFS

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    One of the great all time bottle jobs

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    One of the worst coaching performances I’ve ever witnessed. To spend 30 minutes not trying to kick a goal is putrid. 

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    what a choke.

    WTF were the defenders doing on the last play. just sweep it away somehow.

    although i would have preferred Port to lose the bright side is it's the Hawks on the wrong end of that 

    And Mitchell is an arrogant prat so couldn't happen to a nicer fella

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    Hinkley carries on doesn’t he, this is just another win that papers over the cracks give him another 5 years 

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