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Loving how Port are playing Stewart. He can’t cope with the attention.

 

This game is crazy. But you always feel Geelong can come back.

Gutsy call by Scott to pull the sub call in the 2nd term & get a young mid on

 

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My absolute pet hate is when a crowd boos a former player who was TRADED BY THE CLUB! 

 
2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

This game is crazy. But you always feel Geelong can come back.

 

And if they do, the umps will get em home

Is Hawkins’ only job now to argue with the umpire?

I’m nominating for the draft if that’s all it takes. I’m a natural.


“Every shot on goal for Geeling from here on in is important”. 
 

Why don’t these deadsh!ts ever opt for silence? 

1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

Is Hawkins’ only job now to argue with the umpire?

I’m nominating for the draft if that’s all it takes. I’m a natural.

Don’t forget the pre game oiling session. If he isn’t dripping in baby oil he can’t play. 

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Don’t forget the pre game oiling session. If he isn’t dripping in baby oil he can’t play. 

He doesn’t wash or shower before games after inseminating the Heffers on the farm. I hear the Heffers are thankful he lubes up. 

 

Port always liable to choke

2 minutes ago, Demonsterative said:

He doesn’t wash or shower before games after inseminating the Heffers on the farm. I hear the Heffers are thankful he lubes up. 

Ouch.

 

Or, on second thoughts,...

Not?


not sure about his character but willie rioli is a very good football player


1 minute ago, Stevienic23 said:

*very dumb

Dumb, and dumber.

2 minutes ago, Stevienic23 said:

Brad Close. The man should be a MFC life member

I think of that moment every time I watch him play. 😝


Rioli undisciplined sniper

 
1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

Im telling ya.

And you’re dead right. Time to tune into the other match now. 

28 minutes ago, Brownie said:

And if they do, the umps will get em home

 

3 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Here come the umpires 

3 quick goals to the maggots.


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