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DeeBlood
in Melbourne Demons

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Best footy podcast around, it's a never miss for me. I haven't noticed the "um's" but even if there are too many remember these guys are not pros, they are doing it for the love of the club and to provide you content!

One day I will get around to that 5 star review...(Sorry don't use iPhone).

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    10 hours ago, DeeBlood said:

    Love the idea of the podcast but guys, you've got to improve your public speaking... too many Ums...especially Binman

    Just listen to the Adelaide podcast and BInman's stats Its ridiculous....Sorry I had to turn off just couldnt stomach the Ums

    I'll try again next week and see if youve fixed it

    Cheers 

    Haha, um, what a thread.

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    4 hours ago, demosaw said:

    Better check with @Binmans PA and check we’ve got elocution sessions in @binman’s diary rather than electrocution sessions….

    Yep, all booked in, in amongst the interviews for the forthcoming biography. 

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    4 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

    Thanks @binman, I hadn’t noticed that.

    You might need to have a quiet word with your assistant, @Binmans PA. 😀

    It wouldn't even let me add an apostrophe. But you're right, I buggered that up.

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    This is close to thread of the year so far. Really brilliant content peeps.

    As others have noted, I see the poster has not put his/her/their hand in their/him/her pocket. Immediately disqualifies she/he/them (whatever) from having an opinion.

    (When Parkin was coach of Carltank in the 1980's, he used to get lots of letters providing 'feedback'. He said he responded to the letters that came from paid-up members of the club only.)

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    11 hours ago, DeeBlood said:

    Love the idea of the podcast but guys, you've got to improve your public speaking... too many Ums...especially Binman

    Just listen to the Adelaide podcast and BInman's stats Its ridiculous....Sorry I had to turn off just couldnt stomach the Ums

    I'll try again next week and see if youve fixed it

    Cheers 

    Seriously???

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    And I have an opinion as well . . . for all three of the podcasters.

    Could you please dumb-down the pod? It's way to intellectual for me. Can you be more like that nice Mr. Robinson on Foxtel maybe? It's all very well having stats at hand Rubbish Binny (name said with affection), but can you just tell me each week if that number 36 is going to kick any goals? And for next week's pod, can George tell me if he thinks Harmes from Melbourne can win the Brownlow this year? And Andy, May is my favourite player. Do you think he can win the goal kicking this year?

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    7 minutes ago, darkhorse72 said:

    I haven't noticed, but I listen at 1.5 speed all my podcasts. 

    The podcast producer could run it through Descript, really good at moving all the filler words and spaces in the final podcast version.

    https://get.descript.com/j1w4sz60dc09

     

    5 minutes ago, darkhorse72 said:

    I haven't noticed, but I listen at 1.5 speed all my podcasts. 

    The podcast producer could run it through Descript, really good at moving all the filler words and spaces in the final podcast version.

    https://get.descript.com/j1w4sz60dc09

    I have tried similar "remove" filler words and dead air apps before and they have always made it sound unnatural and creates a lot more post production work for me than I have time for.

    Also I love the irony of a double post with advice on brevity. 😜

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    It's a baffling aspect of today's world that people get free content with hours of work behind it, yet complain as if they're a shareholder or something.

    You do terrific work fellas and it has really grown beautifully over the years . If the pod had a flavour it would be umami 😘👌

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    24 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    It's also free to listen to or not.

    Might be free to some - I pay 5 cents an hour to my ISP for the stream. Therefore I'm entitled to demand a high quality usage of my precious megabytes.

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    Some posters have said that the plodders podders are not professionals. I vehemently disagree. I know of no other place I can get consistently high quality, intelligent, thoughtful and insightful analysis of the footy, not unembuggared by blokeyness, mindless product placement or just plain old imbecileness.

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    25 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Some posters have said that the plodders podders are not professionals. I vehemently disagree. I know of no other place I can get consistently high quality, intelligent, thoughtful and insightful analysis of the footy, not unembuggared by blokeyness, mindless product placement or just plain old imbecileness.

    Excellent word.

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    2 hours ago, forever demons said:

    see what I mean censored for saying a word that means cig which is a fage

    I wonder if there’s another meaning for that word 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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    8 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

     Intent and content. Love the podcast.  Sure the guys aren’t like Obama but it’s an amateur podcast !! 

    spirit - you mean they don’t just talk spin and bumf to please the media and the donors.  They tell the truth. 
    I will take our Demonlanders every day.  

    7 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

    Maybe he doesn't identify as a proper noun.

     

    7 hours ago, Jontee said:

    Improper noun then?

    A long time ago but weren’t there proper nouns (capitalised) and common nouns though it probably now regarded as elitist or classist or colonialist or demeaning to use such differentiation. 

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    4 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

    i thought it just required three consecutive dots?

    from first gogol search result (and thus, the only one that anyone will pay attention to):

    An ellipsis ( ... ) consists of three evenly spaced periods and is used to indicate the omission of words or suggest an incomplete thought. In general, an ellipsis should be treated as a three-letter word, with a space, three periods and a space.
     

    Scholars like my good self insist on little ums between our dots. Unspaced ellipses are for the likes of John Ralph, twitterists, and @WalkingCivilWar after too much caffeine. 

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    50 minutes ago, BoBo said:

    I wonder if there’s another meaning for that word 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    maybe you are referring to this?

    image.jpeg.fcefad113aa364760fcea17d35dce457.jpeg

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    5 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO YELL ALL THE WAY THROUGH IT?!!

    WELL, DO YOU?

    Hey WCW I have a terrific idea for a podcast panel staring yours truly, your good self and Uncle Bitter! 

    We could be the modern day equivalent of the 3 wise persons AKA 

    League Teams

    FENCE, UNCLE AND WCW!in a podcast!!! WHAT A HOOT!😁

    Edited by picket fence

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    10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    maybe you are referring to this?

    image.jpeg.fcefad113aa364760fcea17d35dce457.jpeg

    Yes I was. Speaking of any ‘Mr Brains’ foods is strictly forbidden at Demonland.

    11 minutes ago, daisycutter said:
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    With all due respect to the contributors, there’s absolutely zero doubt that the podcast would be twice as good if it were half as long.

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